Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

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Exactly, I’ve been up Ben Nevis and didn’t even post it on social media. Feel like I should have now Moel Famau is a nice walk but that’s all it is. A walk
 
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When I was a bit younger I climbed the Orme. Now I fucking moaned when my car was in for a service and I had to walk to the train station
 
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Oh my god I do! It was for Esther "horse teeth" Rantzen wasn't it? God I forgot all about that. Some cringe 90s clobber in that video.....Jeff would love it, and prob try and track it all down to wear in her next fuckin mirror selfie
Omg remember Deuce?? "I, will, swear, on the bible" proper cheese was Dec's now ex-wifes band wasn't it. God I need to YouTube all these and have a nostalgic dance around me living room
 
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Yes! I remember that boyband MN8 in it,they were fit and surprised they only had abar 2 singles out, always seemed to get pushed by Mizz and TV Hits, I reckon Steps just ripped off Deuce and tried to model Claire on Kelly especially in the On the Bible vid were they at the Liverpool Show? I know 911 deffo were, god when did the Lpool Show stop anyway?
 
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The Liverpool show has her own shop now!
 
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“Well done on your weight loss” hahahaha who says that to a stranger! It’s something I’d get my mate to comment on, on my Facebook in 2011
 
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Steps were deffo a rip off of Deuce, and again everyone was like ooh Steps, I'm like WOO LIBERTY X
Speaking of Steps, has anyone seen their new single with Michelle Visage? A LOT of leather and warbling, very bizzare
I LOVED the Liverpool Show! Think we used to go when it was on that random piece of land down by Wavo, and remember the one they used to do down the Albert Dock, was that the same but bigger? I remember my brother taking me and waiting for him to go the toilet and A1 goes past in a taxi, I was waving at them like a maniac and Ben waved back, he must have thought I was a special case
 
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I only know the Wavo one with the city FM stage but I remember my cousin said in 1991 there was something at the dock and Take That were there in the full circle of sheow Hitman and Her arseless chaps gear that we were discussing earlier! Anyway they got booed as nobody knew them then and Do What U Like was a load of forgettable shite
 
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“Well done on your weight loss” hahahaha who says that to a stranger! It’s something I’d get my mate to comment on, on my Facebook in 2011
Why is it every time she goes somewhere, someone recognises her. She was spotted in a cafe in Paris . Fuck off jeff stop lying
 
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Why is it every time she goes somewhere, someone recognises her. She was spotted in a cafe in Paris . Fuck off jeff stop lying
Hahaha Paris! I’d like to get 5 people in a row and ask Cora to recognise her!
 
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Remember that episode of the Royle family when Dave wouldn’t go to Amsterdam because of the baby and Jim said “you’re right lad if you go baby David will think he’s got no parents because he hasn’t got a clue who is bloody mother is”
 
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“It’s not a day for kids Christmas is it?” Explains why she never spends it with her for more than 3 hours.
 
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Omg bet that was hilarious! Think there might have been somethin similar years previous and NKOTB was there before they made it big as well, bet they never got booed though

“It’s not a day for kids Christmas is it?” Explains why she never spends it with her for more than 3 hours.
Omg DABs I think you've cracked it, Jeff is literally a reincarnation of Denise Royale!
Has absolute shite for tea and is shite at cooking (bet she's fucked up a turkey or 2 like that in her time), palms her kid onto anyone and everyone (has prob forgot to pick her up from school a few times a la Denise "oh we forgot to pick the kids up, they'll be at the teachers' house again"), had shit extensions/even shitter hair, and still thinks she's a good mum! Hiiiii Denise mark 2
 
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