Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[cbdgummybear]

Rude!!!! She’s more unlikable every day

Match slag!?! Fuckin hell! How vile is that? A woman calling women slags! Meant to be backing each other up, not insulting them. She sounds more like a slag with her obsession of hating men but wanting their python

 

[Houseofscouse]

Just realised how many typos I put in that. Well done anyone who made sense of it

I've read that many KMH stories with mis-spelt captions I should qualify for a MI5 code cracking role

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

raw chicken, soft green beans and what are those discs top right? I’d rather starve. The Yankee candle was nowhere near those sausages either

Louise, please tell me how in any way shape or form Jeff is kind and a top role model for Cora? Carolyn, how is Cora every inch her mother? Do you mean cos they are never together?

It is KILLING ME that the posts were instigated by a PR, who is no doubt on retainer or fishing for business. Top notch start of the day for Shirl.

 

[gigi_93]

Imagine ever choosing that hive of plastic tat for a coffee. There’s countless lovely places for a coffee in town. I give her til just after xmas

 

[Rosieposiepie]

Ahhh fuck off Jeff...
Purposely angling the camera to show your tit hanging out.... your eyes were constantly looking down at it whilst recording yourself And just incase any potential arse scranees missed it you point it out as if it was accidental....
I just can’t anymore.... the desperation is pathetic! Get to bed you soft slag and stop begging for dick

There you go Jeffrey! There’s so screenshots of you NOT NOTICING your tit was hanging out AT ALL.... even though your fucking eyes are staring at it.... thirsty slag

 

[Scousebird0924]

Oh fuck off you lying cunt

I actually said this on here the other day!!! I said she might be a mum but she’s not a single mum she’s single and a mum she’s well reading here!! Hi Jeff

 

[Tomi2015]

Does this woman never do the school run? Poor Cora, only sees her ma once a week. Disgraaaaaaace.

Poor Cora only sees her Ma once a month. Whereas Jeff sees ma cureton every week
#wherescora

 

[MrsPurchase]

I’d like it placed on public record that I am categorically not jealous of scousebird. Thank you.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Girls, has anyone heard from @Beepbeepfiat500 ? I'm worried NMH has found her.

 

[StormSolitaire]

Lol @ Little Shop of Horrors. You know in the film they have that plant that goes apeshit, what would the Scouse Turd shop have? A giant superlambanana shitting out pink chocolate?

 

[LadyLC]

She’s banging on about going to get her lashes done and can’t wait... however, in the last 4 months she also promoted the hair burst lash serum which was apparently amaaaazzzziiing and also the same for the magnetic lashes by lola’s lashes which were a game changer... which one is it Jeff
Pick a lane woman

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

She proper reminds me of all those concert square sweats from the 1990’s. Also, making a cafe cos you’re not confident you can sell your tat! Wouldn’t she need a licence for people to drink that shit gin outside?

Imagine having that little confidence in your business that you decide to change it a mere two days into the world being open again

And yes, very specific licences with very specific/tricky paperwork. I'm looking forward to seeing what her environmental health star rating is, she'll probably assure the inspector that she's washing the dishes in the shower.

 

[Ebeneezergood]

Well girls, it's National weekend! Let's celebrate by remembering the golden year of horse racing, when Jeff got "circle of sheeeowed" by the Daily Mail.
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Them chunky Barratts school shoes though

This has killed me off


Is that a sanitary towel on the floor on her bedroom

Cum tissues

 

[Trollinell]

I am fuckin screaming a jam rag urgh she’s not well. Scruffy cunt

She makes Truff look clean

 

[Tomi2015]

Poor Cora having a mother like that

 

[Esteelouder]

She's deffo rough today. Hardly any stories just reposts. And most of her grid content is scheduled as well. Bet she's still sat in her manky dressing gown.

No she’s not rough. Cos she had her MAGIC DRINK!!!!!!

 

[cbdgummybear]

 

[B4M81]

I see that infamous bikini top has made another appearance

 

[Jackmc]

I went to town (Liverpool) today an walked past the shop it was empty not even a member of staff on the shop floor. I couldn’t bring myself to go in as I would have felt pressured to buy something being the only one in there

 

[cbdgummybear]

Any DABS please correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t “fumin’l spelt FEWMIN by scousers originally as a piss take?! I’ve never seen any of my scouse mates say fumin like that