Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[gigi_93]

Let me tell you, making money on instagram is HARD and most people on there are faking it. Instagram for me is fun money: I have to work hard in my industry (plus I own businesses) for my day to day outgoings, Instagram is bonus time and I only make that sort of money because I'm respected in my field (and keep my personal life off my public social media). Of all my peers, I only know one guy who's making enough money from influencing to quit his other work. His account is non-stop affiliate ads, but that's down to a canny agent and capitalising on a TV show he starred in two years ago. It won't last, he knows it, but he's playing the game and buying a house with the proceeds so more power to him.

The upshot is: influencing has all the potential of a pyramid scheme. Anyone chasing it full time is a fool, you'll get more security from a 9-5 any day of the week.

Exactly this Shirl! I used to make a nice amount of pocket money from Instagram and my engagement was much higher than hers, but that’s all it was, pocket money.

 

[Houseofscouse]

She's a soft cunt, does she not realise people who work for Wetherspoons probably aren't Tories? I fully support local businesses but I also love a cheap drink and snack the week before payday so won't be boycotting it any time soon.
Wonder if she boycotts Next and Warburton's too as they are large Tory doners.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Oh you can see her naturally full lips allright!

Hahahaha!! An actual tourist has just been in after seeing “something” in the window and didn’t care what flavour it was she just wanted to take it home. Unlike Jeff to not share the product and make it her best seller. Give it an hour and it’ll be “Loads of youz have been asking what it was....” Next big thing....”People come from far and wide to buy something out of my window”

A tourist? But the hotels are closed....

 

[Esteelouder]

Oh me godddddssss me clothes r hanging off me.... thought she said she couldn’t lose weight cos of her natural build being ‘Hodor’ or something?

 

[cbdgummybear]

Does she only open from 11-5 so she doesn’t have to pay the staff a proper wage? Because that’s a strange time to open a thriving shop.

If you work for more than 6 hours, you’re entitled to a 20 min break and it’s not allowed at the start of your shift or the end, so that’ll be why

 

[davidsdead]

I think she sent the “do you get on with your ex husband” to herself too.

 

[Tomi2015]

How has she had her jab already?

Because she’s Jeff. Kween of the scouse birds
Empress of Merseyside

 

[Purplerain]

Hey Dabs!
Haven't been on here for a while, loving the c&a comments on Jeff's dress

How scruffy is she being in bed in said dress after she's been at a sweaty even all evening DISGUSTANG!

Wonder if we'll see her tagged in all these selfies she's been asked for

 

[Tomi2015]

I’m working in Dale st for a week as from the beginning of May. I’ll have to have a nosey at the shop on my dinner hour one day. Who knows, I might buy a load of hairy fanny pens for the office

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Didn’t she get hacked though and had to rebrand?

So, what I think happened there is around that time, a lot of agencies popped up claiming to get you legitimate followers. They would call themselves something fucking trite like "growth specialists" or whatever. They basically claimed to know how to overrun the algorithm and, in order to do that, needed your login details so they could manage your account. All they did was follow people from your account, then when they followed back, delete them. Silly strategy.

Most contracts contained a clause that they could post ads on your page as you. I don't know if you recall, but around that time, random ads for shit like blinds or other unaffiliated rubbish would show up on her page. That's what makes me think she was paying a growth agency.

The stinger is, you're handing your login over to people you don't know. They could lock you out if you miss a payment, or simply sell your page on to a company looking to make a quick buck (they do so by locking you out of your account, mass posting ads so they populate your followers pages. They know everyone will unfollow, but it's worth it in advertising for that one big audience hit).

This actually happened to a dear friend of mine who had a successful beauty page and it devastated her. Jeff is a bully so I've no sympathy there, but I do feel for anyone who has fallen foul to this.

 

[LadyLC]

I thought this, poor girl shouldn’t be listening to her mum’s problems

I don’t understand why she has taken 20 minutes to talk about her high standards now, when was the last time she saw Cora exactly? Could she not have done her self indulgent story before picking the poor girl up front school? Kicking and screaming crying out for her Dad no doubt....

 

[Tomi2015]

No neither do I tbh but poor little Cora has already been brought into the world so she needs to sort her fucking act out and be a mother, or let her Dad have custody, imo. I know we only see a snippet of people's lives online but with what we do see of her mothering I'd be gunning for full custody if I was Paul. It's total madness to me and that fridge nonsense was very telling. Even if the other six days of the week its full of fruits and veg why put that out on social media? Just off of what she posts online they'd have a field day in court with her.

You can just tell by her lifestyle that Cora is only very occasionally with her. The contents of the fridge, no toys around the house anywhere. I have loads of toys in my house and I don’t even have kids. They’re there for when my nieces and nephews or my friends daughter stay over. The nights on the piss at home or outside. Going to the caravan alone when she could have taken Cora and spent some time with her. And when she does actually have her she lazes in fucking bed all day whilst Cora is watching television. That’s after she makes jeffs breakfast by the way and makes cups of tea (yes she let her small child use a kettle) The child was actually in tears when Jeff picked her up from school instead of her dad. It’s awful

 

[battybetty2]

God ....

She did look rough yesterday .... oh I’ve got up put the washing machine on.... she says whilst lying in bed in her rotten dressing gown.

Nothing to get out of bed for though I suppose. Not like she ever has a kid to look after.

Her daughter will be fine. One loving parent can make up for a lot of trauma from an unloving, uncaring and selfish one.

You know what annoyed me the other day was that stupid quote.

Right the thing about this is. I’m with my child’s dad but if I wasn’t and I got into another relationship. I come as a package with my kids. So yes you are taking my kids on. If you want nothing to do with my kids then go away and find someone that doesn’t have any. The thing is with Jeff though she literally never sees her child ....so don’t worry fellas you’ll DEFINITELY not be taking on her kid. She doesn’t even want the responsibility of her OWN child so you’ll be fine.
If you end up with Paul however you are going to be joining a family and that’ll mean having a bond with his child.
My opinion anyway. I wouldn’t personally be desperate enough ever to be begging men to take me on and saying IT’S OK YOU DON’t NEED TO TAKE MY CHILDREN ON. THEIR DAD HAS THEM ALL THE TIME! Pick me pick me !!!

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Fuckinell Shirl . SCREAMIN

Sadly, I don't think the beeb will let me bring my Scouse Bird Cunt mug on set.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I will be going later in the week but don’t think I could risk walking past as my 4 year old daughter would probably want to go in

Imagine her story later on if she did “so a customer comes in the shop today with her daughter *cackle* and the little girl ran over to the mugs and asks her mum “mummy what does cunt mean? *cackle* it’s not inappropriate it’s educational”

 

[Tomi2015]

Or a Manky looking bra top paired with knickers that show your jam rag

 

[MariellaMac86]

So a comedown and been dumped is it?

 

[Esteelouder]

Isn’t the vaccine supposed to really affect you if you’ve had Covid? I thought Steph had UlTrA lOnG CoVid... with onion piss and dock road nose (except for the smell of asevi and dodgy wax melts which powered on through the lack of smell) , not to mention breathlessness going on for almost a year.... but she’s ‘SoUnD’ after the vaccine........

Also, that LV pattern.... discuss.

Also, the use of the word ‘belter’

 

[Tomi2015]

she’s slurring! Please tel me it’s all an act!
Absolute cringe!

She’s just an absolute vile mess of a person. Who’s she gonna be taking back to casa Jeff tonight for a round of arse chomping?

 

[omgyes]

My first comment after months of lurking so please be kind! I love supporting local and independent businesses...BUT where I live in a small suburb of Manchester the local business owners are the ones driving round in Range Rovers, kids at private school and having holidays in the Caribbean 3 times a year (obviously pre-COVID). The people who work at the local Wetherspoons are the ones getting the bus, living from day to day and having a week in Rhyl in a caravan if they’re lucky! I’ve got absolutely nothing against people making a success of themselves but I don’t see a difference in lining a big corporations pockets or the local millionaire just because he owns an ‘independent’ gin bar! We’re not all world beaters, some of us just work at the checkout at massive corporations like Asda or behind the bar at Spoons. I don’t agree with big conglomerates having a monopoly on the market but we can’t deny that they employ a lot more people than the local hipster bar that charges ridiculous prices to have a burger served on a slate or wooden block (just put it on a bleeding plate!!) Neither of them are wrong but I’m not gonna boycott Wetherspoons under the guise of being a liberal or some misplaced morals, some of my mates feed their kids with their Sports Direct wage!

Yaaassss!! My ex is a barber who has been pleading poverty over lockdown, preaching that people should shop local - yet drives a nice car, votes Tory, holidays in Barbados, etc.
Sorry, back to the topic ....