Can I have mine added too as the wacky ware houseThe shop of shite....the house that taste forgot.....
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Haha I feel like that when I see DABs on other threadsThat’s why I left it. Couldn’t be arsed with people interfering but I done it mentally like ‘ahh there’s a dab’
have had very formal exchanges with a couple of youse cos it would defo get reported to start referencing Jeff and arse scranning to innocent bystanders I had to shadow someone yesterday counting money. And I jokingly said ‘Am I just doing this so you don’t do anything sneaky’. And he said the same ole line about scousers 
so I said ‘haha that’s the oldest insult going and we’re over it, it doesn’t hurt anyone no more’. And he fell to pieces! If Jeff over heard that she’d cast it off as her own and be repulsive and get it printed on some masks and continue to be offensive to half of the city she claims to be from.
so I said ‘haha that’s the oldest insult going and we’re over it, it doesn’t hurt anyone no more’. And he fell to pieces! If Jeff over heard that she’d cast it off as her own and be repulsive and get it printed on some masks and continue to be offensive to half of the city she claims to be from.
I always forget and think that’s the actual name of her home accountThe shop of shite....the house that taste forgot.....
Also yes grammar nazi here it’s ‘tonnes’‘Tons’ though
Just caught up with her stories, and yet again ANOTHER post about being kind, she wouldn't know how to be kind if it punched her in the tit
The stories of Cora singing in the car though, she's just all kinds of adorable
The stories of Cora singing in the car though, she's just all kinds of adorable
Eeeeeeee I’ve just seen them stories of her lying in bed in the nack the thought of her fishy gooch entwined round the sheets
Bit of shopping help girls, any idea where I can get a "LOVE MOSQUITO" belt like this? Not sure if it refers to the bug or the bar.
1.3k views, 9 likes and no comments with a desperate last minute order? Seems no-one agreed with the suggestion of popping down to pick up a bottle of finest Scouse Bird turps.
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That's a piss poor engagement rate. I'm guessing her regulars have cottoned on you can buy acetone at Home Bargains for 29p.
DABs! Can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve. I hope you all have a dabtastic Christmas and thanks for keeping me going during lockdown, I’ve genuinely cried laughing *chefs kiss*
All together now...
Sausages roasting on an open fireeeeeee Christmas tiiimeeee scranning arse and wine
Love you all xx
Except you Jeff. You can duck off
All together now...
Sausages roasting on an open fireeeeeee Christmas tiiimeeee scranning arse and wineLove you all xx
Except you Jeff. You can duck off
Merry Christmas to all you DABs - genuinely the funniest, most original and brilliant people on here! Jeff can only dream of having such lightening speed wit 
Happy Christmas you filthy animals! (But not in the Jeff filthy animal way) 
You’re all the best!!! Hope Santa brings you everything you want
You’re all the best!!! Hope Santa brings you everything you want
Merry Christmas DABs across the land, we made it 
For obvious reasons sadly there will be no Christmas do this year but we will keep the kitty for next year's and have double bubble, wahey
Seriously though I love this thread
never thought I'd find people with the same sense of ridiculousness, you are all hilarious and lovely 
xxx
For obvious reasons sadly there will be no Christmas do this year but we will keep the kitty for next year's and have double bubble, wahey
Seriously though I love this thread
never thought I'd find people with the same sense of ridiculousness, you are all hilarious and lovely xxxHave a great Christmas, everyone. My trip back home to Liverpool was cancelled because #Tier4London so I’m keeping any germs away from Scouseland and spreading them to the eels in the Thames.
Get overdressed tomorrow (if that’s possible), have a Buck’s Fizz for breakfast, be fabulous, shine bright like a Scouse Girl (not Bird) and have a wonderful day 🧑🏼
x
Get overdressed tomorrow (if that’s possible), have a Buck’s Fizz for breakfast, be fabulous, shine bright like a Scouse Girl (not Bird) and have a wonderful day 🧑🏼
xMerry Christmas from ya girl Shirl
Aww hope you still have a lovely Christmas and stay safe down there!Have a great Christmas, everyone. My trip back home to Liverpool was cancelled because #Tier4London so I’m keeping any germs away from Scouseland and spreading them to the eels in the Thames.
Get overdressed tomorrow (if that’s possible), have a Buck’s Fizz for breakfast, be fabulous, shine bright like a Scouse Girl (not Bird) and have a wonderful day 🧑🏼
Ahh yes I was just having 5 minutes making sure I have everything ready for my outfit tomorrow. ‘Who the duck does she think she is’ will definitely be the first thing my boyfriend’s family will think when we go round
Merry Christmas Eve to all the fab DABs, I’ve already been slaving away in the kitchen this morning and scrubbing the house as the cat has decided overnight to MOULT 
I came down this morning and it looked like it had been snowing inside.
I hope you all have the most amazing time despite how insane this year has been, I haven’t met any of you but all the die hard DABs feel like friends
I can’t wait to see what bubble Jeff picks and what Nan Cora goes to! (Must really brush up on Paul revision if I want to remain a DAB)
xxx
I came down this morning and it looked like it had been snowing inside.I hope you all have the most amazing time despite how insane this year has been, I haven’t met any of you but all the die hard DABs feel like friends
I can’t wait to see what bubble Jeff picks and what Nan Cora goes to! (Must really brush up on Paul revision if I want to remain a DAB
) xxxMerry Christmas to my new found DABs, I hope you all have a brilliant one. I can't believe I found some like minded people haha
Hope all the DAB’s have a very merry Christmas and I hope Jeff gets a lump of coal in her crusty stocking
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