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Merry Christmas to all you fab DABs! I've been on tattle a while and this is the best thread ever!
I’m enjoying my last bit of peace and quiet with a coffee 
Mr SpiceWeasel just came in and asked ‘what time is your mum getting here, will she act like she’s just trekked across Mozambique rather than driven an hour up the motorway like she usually does’ pissing myself
PS we are her bubble
Mr SpiceWeasel just came in and asked ‘what time is your mum getting here, will she act like she’s just trekked across Mozambique rather than driven an hour up the motorway like she usually does’ pissing myself
PS we are her bubble
Ha ha ha ha ha screaming here!!! My mum does exactly the same when she’s driven down from the homelandI’m enjoying my last bit of peace and quiet with a coffee
Mr SpiceWeasel just came in and asked ‘what time is your mum getting here, will she act like she’s just trekked across Mozambique rather than driven an hour up the motorway like she usually does’ pissing myself
PS we are her bubble
Anyone would think she’s walked 
Ha ha ha ha ha screaming here!!! My mum does exactly the same when she’s driven down from the homeland
mine will have had sat nav on too despite having driven it at least 15 times now the funny thing is cos it’s only tomorrow we can go and see the in laws now we are having to get up dead early and do pretty much the same drive but there and back before I come back and cook and she probs won’t even get up when we get back
Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas and Santa brings you all what you wish for 
Merry Christmas DABs and a DABBY New Year! 
Merry Christmas you dusty arsed witches, it's been a pleasure to get my kill at you all and truly a gift to find others who can see through Meffy Jeffy bollocksy Stephy. Have a good one. 
Happy Christmas DABs! 
hope you haven't been naughty or Santa may leave you a scouse bird diary in your stocking 
Rando. Thought/question, last time I had Christmas in Liverpool everyone had pickled onions with their Christmas Dinner, is this a Liverpool thing or something my in laws do?
hope you haven't been naughty or Santa may leave you a scouse bird diary in your stocking Rando. Thought/question, last time I had Christmas in Liverpool everyone had pickled onions with their Christmas Dinner, is this a Liverpool thing or something my in laws do?
Merry Christmas DABs 
I've just wrapped Micks keyboard and about to get on it with Dawn while waiting for the Barry lot.
Been MIA for a few weeks but have spent this arvo catching up... I've said it before but I'll say it again - you really do all make me scream. Loved the additions of the photos of those naturally plump lips shes always had.
Caught about 5 mins of her yesterday on a live and she honestly looked either half cut or she'd just had a bash on a lung
I'm all for a mid day tipple at xmas but not in work and not when you're trying to flog banana gin, whopper.
I've just wrapped Micks keyboard and about to get on it with Dawn while waiting for the Barry lot.Been MIA for a few weeks but have spent this arvo catching up... I've said it before but I'll say it again - you really do all make me scream. Loved the additions of the photos of those naturally plump lips shes always had.
Caught about 5 mins of her yesterday on a live and she honestly looked either half cut or she'd just had a bash on a lung
I'm all for a mid day tipple at xmas but not in work and not when you're trying to flog banana gin, whopper.I’d take pickled onions over sweetcorn on a roast any day. The Toby Carvery have them so I assume it’s normal. Not something I’ve had thoughHappy Christmas DABs!
Rando. Thought/question, last time I had Christmas in Liverpool everyone had pickled onions with their Christmas Dinner, is this a Liverpool thing or something my in laws do?
Merry Christmas Dabs I hope you all have a lovely Christmas
Never had pickled onions on a roast but the mother in law put onion bhajis on it onceHappy Christmas DABs!
Rando. Thought/question, last time I had Christmas in Liverpool everyone had pickled onions with their Christmas Dinner, is this a Liverpool thing or something my in laws do?
I am one of the least fussy people going but pickled onions are something I absolutely cannot cope with. I would cry if someone served them to me on a roast. Had to pick my way through a hot pot out of politeness my MIL had made once cos they were in there 
they’re Irish though not Scouse
they’re Irish though not Scouse
Actually feel a bit sad for Jeff! But then again, I wouldn’t be taking turns with my ex. I’d be telling him she’s staying at home with her mum and he’s welcome to come over at 7am to watch her open her presents. Heck, neither of them are in relationships so kip on the couch if you must. The day I spend Xmas day without my kids is the day hell freezes over.
Why does she shag the arse off it’s a wonderful life 
fair enough it’s festive but she’s watched it aba 20 times in the past week
fair enough it’s festive but she’s watched it aba 20 times in the past week
Tell me more....Never had pickled onions on a roast but the mother in law put onion bhajis on it once
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