Scouse Ma #1

[Bowbow82]

I don’t know where I need to post this but Caffy Hank from the Scouse Twitter crew went the races in what appears to be a corset and a sarong

Why is it that all these Scouse female ‘influencers’ and meme pages are nothing like the females they’re pretending to be. Scousebird has the worst dress sense, her whole wardrobe needs burning. Caffy Hank’s races outfit makes her look like a tarot reading gypsy. Amanda Harrington didn’t look that bad for once compared to her usual choices but it wasn’t really a race day outfit. Unrelated to this page but did anyone see that one from Hollyoaks who does only fans in the paper .

 

[Rangoonio]

The Caff. A story of the flight of self awareness and the shitting on your own doorstep til the realisation hit that you are a shitty doorstep asking advice on how to clean up the shit all over you. That you paid for yourself. And did. And then felt sad over. And told twitter about.

I find Caffy nauseating.

And those fake lashes she's got on look cheap and shit, I can't understand why someone would purposely make themselves look so gaudy. No doubt it's to play to the tired stereotype that scouse women are always super glam and OTT.

She probably still has curly blows and wears peplum tops, acting like it's still 2011, like ma and her 'scouse prinny rammers' (vom)

 

[Rangoonio]

Stay classy caffy luv yer big homophobic pig. They all love a gay man so long as he's a screeching queen bigging up their dubious grooming choices but say stigmatising nasty shit like this relating to gay women.

Urgh, why are they all so fucking revolting. I don't know anyone who'd talk like this.

 

[gigi_93]

Has anyone seen that caffy hank posting a cryarse tweet about her kid going missing and then in the very same tweet she’s posted a selfie with her prolapse migrated filler gob on display?? What’s that got to do with your kid? They’ve all got severe mental illness

 

[Foxvint]

Queen of scotty rd wanker seems to have got himself involved in Eurovision. It's utterly horrifying that the sort of dribbling twat who finds him funny could be sitting in judgement of other people on a jury. They walk amongst us.

 

[gigi_93]

I’ve never in my life posted a picture I didn’t mean to I just don’t know how that’s possible

 

[Rangoonio]

Past day on her account- adhd awareness aka something to blame my shit vain self obsessed personality on, please retweet my other account (so far 14 retweets despite a follower count of nearly 100k) and something about big dicks and the asda. Working 9 til 5 past 9, what a way to earn a living.
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Exactly. Cant see her being relevant to anyone to anyone under 30. Her audience is lonely sad gay men who hide their misery under an abrasive veneer of sass like that horrific Queen of Scotty Road, a couple of fat dinner ladies looking for their annual night out and a handful of neckbeards who reckon she might shag them if they obediently retweet her every unoriginal brain fart.

@Foxvint I absolutely love your way with words

 

[Foxvint]

'Scouse prinny rammers'. This woman is 44.

 

[Foxvint]

Todays real scouse socialist ma guevara tweets consist of her ripping the piss out of a Turkish *actual women* student for her name but retweeting the wank-off of a cock in a frock who was Brian from accounts til he got 20% off at Boohoo. No wonder the left has lost in this country. Elle is a Tory asset.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Ding Ding Ding Jackpot

 

[Foxvint]

The Caff has posted a selfie with her new deflated lips and I'm over here feeling like a proud mum at sports day. Such an improvement. Stick with us Caff. We'll be the Professor Higgins to your Eliza Doolitle. Next let's work on you not talking like a toothless jon 'ed picking up bifters round the back of the Strand.

 

[gigi_93]

I don’t know where I need to post this but Caffy Hank from the Scouse Twitter crew went the races in what appears to be a corset and a sarong

What an absolutely horrendous catfish

 

[Foxvint]

Yeh that's called street harassment and no we don't like it, desperate little beg.

 

[Foxvint]

I can't get my head round the way she uses the Scouse Ma account to like/repost the Soosan account with "same hun xx" and vice versa. Imagine being that desperate for Internet engagement that you think people don't know you're the one person behind both

Absolute cringe. And why 2 accounts full stop? She's not anon on Scouse Ma now she's doing hosting gigs and interviews. Everyone's seen her big horses head. Who could be arsed switching between accounts all the time. Sad sack.

 

[Scousehigh]

She actually posted on twitter the other day that this was the most bizarre rumour she'd ever read about herself on there- I'd never heard it till you mentioned it on here

hahaha I knew she would mention it, she will love the “attention”! I think she throws her 2p in on Jeff’s thread
They deffo met up and went on a drive I think he might of put her in the friends zone when he saw the actual ferret

 

[mookie1863]

What haha, that’s not her is it. Ahahahahaha, this is on the same level of reveal of Jeff. Absolute show of a fishwife

Yeh it was on that Irish Moira’s Twitter (who tbf I think seems spot on, the only acceptable one out of the gaggle of fishwives), she was wishing shesdeadsoosan a happy birthday.
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Who was that Northwitch who just disappeared?
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Northwitch is damemandyxx, her name in RL is Mandi. I know someone who knows her. She had at least 3 different instas on the go. Could you be fucking arsed. Sat having convos with yourself across your various pages. ‍

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I dunno what's gone on there above, my comment has merged with Tomi's

 

[Foxvint]

not condoning his behaviour at all, but i Used to follow all of them on socials until they became ANNOYING
they all call their actual/current fella their ex for some reason Scouse ma/Elle/Susan whatever she calls herself she’s been with the same fella for years and her two youngest kids are with him he’s called Paul yet still calls him her ex and portrays the single ma persona for some weird reason, her eldest child Is with the ex husband though

caff/Nicola is the same the ’ex‘ is the on/off bf who she’s been with for about 3 years since around the time she had the youngest child he’s not the dad though,they’re on and off all the time, he’s Irish and called paddy shes Probably deleted the tweets as they’re back together it’s a common theme have murder then she tweets about him then deletes (still not condoning his behaviour if true btw) I do wonder why she claims to be single with an ex when she isn’t - maybe for the paypigs she’s rinsing or for the DWP cos he works who knows!

irene/Kate has also been on/off for years with pot noodle fringe as well - smoke and mirrors the lot of them!
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the dad of the youngest child of caf isn’t on the scene he didn’t want to know when she got pregnant she openly said on her Socials at the time and that she felt like turning up at his parents with the baby, it seems it was a casual thing and he didn’t want to commit -she got with this paddy bloke (who she calls her ex)soon after baby was born - all this has been on her socials as I say over the years
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caf and paddy used to chat together overTwitter (bizarrely) whilst a couple but his account has deactivate/banned for a while now
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like I say i don’t know any of them personallly thankfully, all this info is what they’ve shared or other people close to them have shared on socials over the years

Crazy tea! Yeh they are all very odd, grasping, insecure women that a psychologist would have a field day with. Again I might've sounded a bit dramatic and wanky on my post about Caff there, it's just a sore spot with me but the thread ain't about me so I probably shouldn't have said anything, but hey, wine had been taken for all I dislike them i hope no one is unsafe.

Elle/Scouse Ma calling a current fella an ex is deffo a UC grift with a dash of Destiny's Child Independent Woman for the socials. What a twat.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Funny how not long ago she was shilling for Lu Ban restaurant in town and they've just announced they're closing down. Kiss of death!

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Caffy today proving without a shadow of a doubt what a moron she is- "Neil Armstrong admitted his landing on the moon was fake"- supported by a tik tok clip with one out of context quote from... Buzz Aldrin

 

[Foxvint]

He goes right through me. Has he got his own thread?

If any of my family members behaved like that I’d be booking them a one way ticket to Mars

No but feel free to throw in here. He's in Scouse Ma's toxic little crew and milking his 5 mins. I don't wanna dominate the thread, vent away about any of the grasping jesters embarrassing the city. If they've got a large enough platform to be considered public figures and they're being paid to promote they can come under the tattle gaze. Am sure the mods will nudge us if anything is too off topic or not allowed.