ScottishDeclan

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He's so desperate to be "famous" he's now put in his bio that he "was on" the Channel 4 piano programme......he was in a nanosecond camera pan of the crowd what a joke
 
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WTAF. I’ve just seen the Christmas video. Who in the hell let him sit at the table looking like that. Complete fud
 
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Honestly having to sit across from him would put me off he's like a pig in make up

That dinner looks revolting tinned carrots
 
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It looks like he was at the table himself. Also who has steak pie for Christmas dinner!
And that measure of jack daniels, he will no be needing a second!
 
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Also who has steak pie for Christmas dinner!
To be fair, we do as well. Nobody in our family enjoys turkey and we tend to have a ham on Boxing Day.
We don’t, however, eat the shitty example that he did. I make a home-made one that feeds 12. And I don’t use Bisto gravy granules either.
 
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Christmas dinners do tend to be so diverse for everyone tbh but his definitely looked like a microwave job. And the chicken looked anything but juicy
 
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What the fuck is that lipstick on his Christmas video?
Also his crusty manky elbow at the start walking towards the chair
 
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The ahh noise he makes after sipping a drink makes me want to launch my phone out the window. Genuinely if my son came to sit at a table with me on Christmas day of all days wearing that make up I would laugh in his face then be tempted to disown him
 
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is this true? I have read the comments & don’t know if people are taking the piss or not?
I hope its not true but if it is the comments are quite sick. The creator of the page says they know from someone but i don't know how they would and make a post but no one else has
 
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I’m assuming it’s a joke? He’s definitely alive and well scooting round his local ASDA
 
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