Sasha Fontain #9 The Lies and Crimes of Lady Sasha (A work of fiction in progress)

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Ruth now blocking for saying what you think didn’t like it the truth about it’s lying two faced mate
 
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Oh @poola this is possibly your ultimate best work yet. You had me crying with laughter a few times. It really was the Marry a Big Dragon on a First Date for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious.

Where on earth did smithy mcbagpipe come from? I missed that bit then all of a sudden he is all over her live.

Very funny.



🤣🤣🤣 sorry I can’t take it seriously. Smithy Mcbagpipe 🤣🤣🤣 omg
She actually said that to the lady at 101, she said "it's Smithy McBagpipe" 😂
In fact I'm sure you got a name-check tonight too so you best get your bag packed too 👜👜👜
 
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Ruth getting very assertive like and old headmistress “what is it about “ and then goes in to Voilet Bott I will. Scrweem & Scrweem & Scrweem until I’m sthick, how she can defend her I have no words i really don’t
 
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Other laugh all this fat calling she’s allowed to do that too she’s well rattled cause she ain’t in control on here can’t silence nobody
 
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She will be under orders from the gorgon
The Gorgon - yesssss Medusa. The snake haired Gorgon who's stare will turn you to stone. 😵
Hang on a minute, it could be the name of her new scent - Madam Medusa 😂😂😂
 
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I personally think Romford police should be made aware of xxlisaukxx saying she works for the government & thinks it’s ok to blast off that she can find IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) see I’m sure tomorrow there will be snippets & certain screenshots shown let the police see all & the videos of you disregarding the law because you think you can sure they will have a field day

She actually said that to the lady at 101, she said "it's Smithy McBagpipe" 😂
In fact I'm sure you got a name-check tonight too so you best get your bag packed too 👜👜👜
It was the way she kept going away from the computer but we could still all hear the conversation & the call handler lol 😂
 
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She’s deleted comments too
Yes I saw a whole conversation about stigmatisation of MH… all gone

Well it seems you and @sparklesforyou are quite safe for the time being. (y)
It's the rest of us that have had our IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) tracked and are ear-marked for arrest 🤥🤥🤥
Yeah I think I got named today. Not exactly sure what for. I just expressed my upset and concern that questions needed to be answered. 🤷‍♂️

She actually said that to the lady at 101, she said "it's Smithy McBagpipe" 😂
In fact I'm sure you got a name-check tonight too so you best get your bag packed too 👜👜👜
I think so too. Woop I’m in. First time. 🎉 🎊
 
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Funny dollop Ruth hasn’t deleted Tina’s comments yet after the outing of Tina’s voice messages to Ruth by slasher
 
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I personally think Romford police should be made aware of xxlisaukxx saying she works for the government & thinks it’s ok to blast off that she can find IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) see I’m sure tomorrow there will be snippets & certain screenshots shown let the police see all & the videos of you disregarding the law because you think you can sure they will have a field day


It was the way she kept going away from the computer but we could still all hear the conversation & the call handler lol 😂
Yes absolutely, name, DOB, and confirmed her address… so she actually gave all her personal details out on a public domain, all by herself. No help required.

She told the call handler about threats like about her tits being fake. I’m a bit confused because 1. that isn’t really a threat and 2. They are fake and this is all public knowledge that she is proud of. There’s even YouTube videos all about it. 🧐

I look forward to how she talks about this conversation in the future, because the call handler stayed professional throughout.

I’ll say it again. I hope this gets back to the Met That a call handler was being streamed live on TikTok without her knowledge or consent.

🤣🤣🤣 wibblewobble 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Wibble wobble..:LOL: hope she takes that on board..poor gulible woman
 
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I didn’t want to ever comment about Ruth but I’ve just seen her tiktok. typed words and opinions on another social media platform are written by people with ‘mental health’ problems. I’m disgusted with her!!!! Calling people mentally ill is not very nice Ruth!!!! In fact it’s a form of discrimination and could be seen as anyone with a mental illness is automatically a nasty bully!!!! Fuming 😡
 
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tit show that is sashas live🤣🤣
Mods were told to block everyone that wasn't talking, kept blocking mandy/looneytunes even tho she had spent money trying to buy a pink make up bag, but will end up with a black one 🤣 yet I sat there for 2 hours and didn't get blocked at all🤣 not sure what was worse..listening to that pile of tit, or getting my sack n crack waxed.
Fatty from the box announced she had eaten her dinner, (phew, now I can sleep at night knowing that)
Slosher taking about getting everyone nicked, but then also saying we ain't talking about the trolls yet still continued to talk about the trolls 🤣🤣
Then there was Paul, who got moaned at abit, laid there on the sofa with his hands down his trousers while refusing to trim the wall paper for her 🤣
Thank duck he took her for a curry!
Last night Chinese, that was too salty
Today, a curry
Macdonalds for dinner on Wed
And a macdonalds breakfast Tuesday. Not bad for someone with a heart condition 😆😆 you couldn't make this tit up 😂
 
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Thanks to @Debs22 for the inspiration for the thread title

TLDR:

Thread nine and it's apparent that Shazza is still very predictable, very boring and as self absorbed as ever.
There was absolutely no sympathy or understanding for a (now ex) friend that was going through some obvious (to everyone else) mental anguish and turmoil. Shazza "proved her worth" by declaring his threatened/attempted OD as attention seeking, as everyone knows, if it's a serious attempt at un-aliving yourself then only a Sominex will do, followed by endless (pretend) crying tiktoks.

Her lives rather boringly mainly consist of her whinging about Tattle and trollz. This has definitely led to a lot less interaction of late, so it's always nice to see that some of us on here who are her 'friends' often pop on to say hi and even have a little chat with her!

That being said, she still isn't bothered by Tattle and certainly doesn't read it, although a couple of almighty co-incidences have occurred.
Firstly, after multiple mentions here about the ridiculous filters, they have become less used, and secondly, following comments regards her atrocious packaging, she has announced that she is looking into buying white postal boxes and has now taken to screwing up tissue paper and jamming it in the boxes with the packing peanuts. This means that customers can look forward to (maybe) receiving their goods with a crumpled piece of tissue paper which is rather handy as it can also be used to mop up any spills.
After denying it for so long, she now rather proudly states that her goods are White Label products, for some reason she seems to feel that this is something to brag about - it's almost as if she is unaware of how ridiculous a boast it is, to anyone with one iota of sense that is. And again, for the record it still isn't Options Ltd that she orders from even though she was once again on the phone to them this week chasing up a late delivery and the name 'Options' appears on the rear of the products.
Maybe the co-incidences will continue and she might be prompted to show an acknowledgement of the paypal charity donation (from her own paypal account to Haven Hospice) that has been discussed so frequently on here. She has recently stated that she has already shown evidence of a £438 transfer to Sophie - bizarrely, everyone here on Tattle missed that. Maybe the letter she received from Haven Hospice on Friday afternoon was her receipt and thank you note, if that's the case then I'm sure we'll hear all about it and the letter, will be shown in a tiktok as proof once and for all.

As regular watchers will know, Trasha has the audacity to call herself an unpublished author. The transcript to which she refers to is an absolute abomination to the English language. The reading she gave this week, documented an alleged incident of domestic violence. Quite how she accepted the messages of sympathy from her faithful sheeple, after the said reading beggars belief, as it was only a short while ago that she was placing the blame firmly at the feet of 'real' victims of any such violence.

Rather like an infamous Ted Talk we are often privy to hearing Slosha's Spiel, the topic is obviously, always herself.
This week we heard positive affirmations such as "I'll always stand proud" "I have good values and morals" "I do love myself - I have worth" and she even unearthed the truth as to why she is single, in her own words "No man could afford my lifestyle" The aspects of her lifestyle she is referring must include someone that can keep her supplied with Pissecco, fake perfume and knock-off 'Cristeen Labootons'. A Klarna account would be handy to keep up with all the Primani and Shein shopping and obviously an active account with Uber-eats is a must for the McDonalds breakfasts to which she has become accustomed. Membership to a local wholesalers would be a big plus as the frozen mash potato cubes at £3.49 a bag are a firm favourite with this esteemed chef.

Declaring herself a power-house of a woman, Flasha is looking to take a course in sustainability and management to "progress in business life". Not averse to higher education, this week she boasts an impressive 4 A levels and admits that she loves studying. She spent 2 years on a course to learn how to build websites and in her own words is "a brilliant speller" and as a show of her fantastic business acumen this is proven by the spelling displayed on her website that she paid someone else to build for her.
Flasha rightly says that knowledge is power, she says she's quite intelligent and this is why she favours intelligent men so that she can "be on a level with them" - I'm not quite sure that a horizontal level counts though.

Friday night out with the geeewls was an absolute hoot, keeping it as classy as ever, it was declared as 'The Ultimate Best Night'. If your ultimate best night consists of a couple of songs in The Essex Shed of Dreams, followed by a trawl of Rompford's/Hornychurches finest nighttime establishments, whilst bopping around like Great Aunt Agnes at a wake, videoing it on a mobile phone for all of prosperity with a late-night curry to round it all off, then you must have led a very sheltered life. The only thing that could possibly make this night sound any worse was if someone snogged a stranger in front of everyone like a desperate pubescent teenager (or an old slapper) - oh wait.

It seems that Brasha is attempting to get onto our television screens and has applied to many programmes including First Dates, Dragons Den, Married at First Sight and Big Brother. Maybe combine them all and start a new series called, Marry a Big Dragon on a First Date.

Saturday night was another 'Date night' and she must have been so enthralled by her company that she was active on another new TikTok account uploading inspirational, uplifting messages - hopefully soon she'll start to practice what she preaches.

Sunday was a busy day catching up with packing orders and live streaming whilst on the phone to the 101 incident line. It seems Splosha will be visiting Rompford Police tomorrow to file yet more unsubstantiated claims against some of Tattle's members (especially the elusive Smithy McBagpipe). The call, which was live streamed without gaining consent from, or making the professional call handler aware that it was being relayed on Tiktok, consisted of Splosha making false accusations that she had received threats from this platform and that her address had been disclosed. Let's hope that the popo do their job as they should and fully investigate this claim and make any arrests as necessary, namely wasting police time, lying to a police officer etc. Interestingly Splosha has now befriended another tiktoker who has such an important job 'in the Government' that she spends her time apparently tracing IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) of other tiktokers and Tattlers. Maybe she would be another person of interest to Rompford Police or even her 'government' employers.


Refreshingly though it does seem that a few (previously brain-washed) followers are waking up to the fact that Sharon Brotherton (no matter what alias she hides behind) really is a liability. There are more and more unhappy customers appearing in her tiktok feeds, that is until the ever-faithful, idiotic mods delete their comments to earn brownie points off of their Mistress
Notwithstanding it does seem that many of her wrong-doings, nay possibly illegal activities, are catching up with her (even though she is oblivious to what is really going on around her) and a very public downfall is nearing ever closer.


Seriously though - hands up for a place on the coach, I bagsy back seat!
Yet again spot on and hilarious

I didn’t want to ever comment about Ruth but I’ve just seen her tiktok. typed words and opinions on another social media platform are written by people with ‘mental health’ problems. I’m disgusted with her!!!! Calling people mentally ill is not very nice Ruth!!!! In fact it’s a form of discrimination and could be seen as anyone with a mental illness is automatically a nasty bully!!!! Fuming 😡
Totally agree

Ms Fontain when you speak to the police, please remember to tell the truth because everything that is said on tattle remains on tattle so can be checked at any points. As for people telling lies, most of that is spoken about on here is your own inconsistency that happens more time than it doesn’t, again this can be checked at any point.
I don’t know you, I’m not an ex friend who you have fallen out but From my view point I would suggest you are the bully, you are the one who uses their loyal “fan base” to target anyone who may disagree with you or complain about an order or service you have been paid to supply, it is you who fist pumps the air while on the phone to police cos” you’re getting us all nicked off tattle” and it is you who has said lots of “nasty” comments and even racist comments which again can be checked at any time.
And if indeed any of these points I raised are checked by the police then I would say you Ms Fontain will also have questions to answer to.
 
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Yes I saw a whole conversation about stigmatisation of MH… all gone


Yeah I think I got named today. Not exactly sure what for. I just expressed my upset and concern that questions needed to be answered. 🤷‍♂️


I think so too. Woop I’m in. First time. 🎉 🎊
Same, silly sausage, get some better Mods these ones are a bit thick.
 
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