poola
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So, a 'hypothetical' question for all you Tattlers. ![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2753.png)
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![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2753.png)
If you know you know
Let's say that your boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/client/Insignificant other half etc had a non-molestation order placed against them (for 12 months) ![Oops! :oops: :oops:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
If you know you know
How would you chose to spend the evening?
I'm not sure how I'd react tbh but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make a full on, cringe-worthy attempt of happiness (for a flurry of on-line 'followers' that only watch me to take the piss out of my shit show of a life) with acting that is worthy of being cut from the final edit of 'Mile High'.![Clapper board :clapper: 🎬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3ac.png)
If you know you know
I also wouldn't dress up like a black widow and feign over excited happiness about the aforementioned partner that I have berated and slagged off repeatedly over the past 3 months, including leaking private medical details about their close family as well as accusing them, on numerous occasions of taking illegal drugs and saying that I've been advised to leave them once our up-coming holiday is over![Wind face :wind_blowing_face: 🌬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f32c.png)
If you know you know
I'm also confident in saying that I wouldnt be presenting them with a large bottle of Prosecco (for the benefit of the previously mentioned watchers of the ridiculous fake life portrayed before them) to try to cover up that in fact the case was not found in their favour at all![Clinking glasses :champagne_glass: 🥂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f942.png)
If you know you know![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
Oh yea and by the way, did anybody notice this familiar name in the public court listing at Chelmsford today???
I'll just say it one more time, for those at the back, in case you didn't hear me, If you know you know!!!
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2753.png)
If you know you know
Let's say that your boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/client/
If you know you know
How would you chose to spend the evening?
I'm not sure how I'd react tbh but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make a full on, cringe-worthy attempt of happiness (for a flurry of on-line 'followers' that only watch me to take the piss out of my shit show of a life) with acting that is worthy of being cut from the final edit of 'Mile High'.
![Clapper board :clapper: 🎬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3ac.png)
If you know you know
I also wouldn't dress up like a black widow and feign over excited happiness about the aforementioned partner that I have berated and slagged off repeatedly over the past 3 months, including leaking private medical details about their close family as well as accusing them, on numerous occasions of taking illegal drugs and saying that I've been advised to leave them once our up-coming holiday is over
![Wind face :wind_blowing_face: 🌬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f32c.png)
If you know you know
I'm also confident in saying that I wouldnt be presenting them with a large bottle of Prosecco (for the benefit of the previously mentioned watchers of the ridiculous fake life portrayed before them) to try to cover up that in fact the case was not found in their favour at all
![Clinking glasses :champagne_glass: 🥂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f942.png)
If you know you know
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
Oh yea and by the way, did anybody notice this familiar name in the public court listing at Chelmsford today???
I'll just say it one more time, for those at the back, in case you didn't hear me, If you know you know!!!
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