Sasha Fontain #25 From Caravan To Cop Shop - If You Know, You Know

[sausageroll1970*]

I want to be a VIP member!! I've got ages to go but that's because I don't have all day to sit on my unemployed fat arse on social media. Some of us have to keep the wheels of industry turning by working.

I got all the time in

Oh its 5 day countdown to Greece isn't it ? Hope we get the full montage
Airport departure lounge live
Walking to aircraft live
On board live
No pics of the latest victim because he's camera shy
Prop forward in a blue peacocks bikini by pool
Declarations of its like the carribean here
Every meal documented as she shovels as much as she can get in her gob
Several videos about what skiprat shitcunt scum us Tattlers are and how jealous we are that she 'travels the world'
No videos of any of the fantastic scenery and culture of Greece unless its snidey market she can get a Channel bag at
All you shitcunt Tattlers wish you had her life dontcha eh...dontcha!!

I think this is where she goes wrong. Nothing shows you're true colours more than being trapped with the same person for over a week. She's got to play nice 24/7 . And what normal person goes on holiday with a guy she's just started dating? What ever happened to going out on dates getting to know each other, I'd never jet off to a foreign country with a guy I'd just started dating. Scummy cheap mare don't mind sleeping with anyone for a few drinks and a fake looky looky man bag.

She has to tell us how amazing the sand is too

It's like the maldeeves

 

[poola]

So @poola are you a polish man or a English woman oh and a ringleader !@??whom we all love for our updates x ..makes no odds to me ,according to that Welsh twit who's a tit stirring cnut

Ask the Welsh Wonder, she has pictures of me in 2 of my many guises!

But here's a clue

 

[gatekeeper]

Oh its 5 day countdown to Greece isn't it ? Hope we get the full montage
Airport departure lounge live
Walking to aircraft live
On board live
No pics of the latest victim because he's camera shy
Prop forward in a blue peacocks bikini by pool
Declarations of its like the carribean here
Every meal documented as she shovels as much as she can get in her gob
Several videos about what skiprat shitcunt scum us Tattlers are and how jealous we are that she 'travels the world'
No videos of any of the fantastic scenery and culture of Greece unless its snidey market she can get a Channel bag at
All you shitcunt Tattlers wish you had her life dontcha eh...dontcha!!

I feel like I am there already feels like déjà vu

 

[sausageroll1970*]

Was only trying to get the rust off

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Ask the Welsh Wonder, she has pictures of me in 2 of my many guises!

But here's a clue

I bloody knew it, You’re chefftchefchef…
.
Who was it that “allegedly” lives in England when she actually lives abroad… Anyone remember the call that the pretend copper made… who we then found out to be Jo Wilson, who’s not even ill apparently…
#savemymarriageof35years
#rocksolidmarriage

Was only trying to get the rust off

You should’ve called… I would’ve given it a kick too apparently

 

[Mrs.Wummin]

Fuxsake Heathy baby didn't even last to flight home. Unless Stevie baby has a mother fetish I doubt he'll last much longer.

No accounting for taste eh? Both their tastes must be in her ample arse!

 

[Lee's_side_kick]

I'm giving it 2 weeks, that's my bet
Any one know how long mickey lasted??
I think he has been the longest so far.

Is minge with a fringe private again? Or am I blocked on all my accounts now

 

[Herself71]

Ask the Welsh Wonder, she has pictures of me in 2 of my many guises!

But here's a clue

Lol....looking great in all of them.

 

[MissSaffy]

I'm giving it 2 weeks, that's my bet
Any one know how long mickey lasted??
I think he has been the longest so far.

Is minge with a fringe private again? Or am I blocked on all my accounts now

I think she’s in hiding my love. Again. Pesky witness protection programmes

 

[rocksolidcrew]

I think she’s in hiding my love. Again. Pesky witness protection programmes

Along with scabzlife… thinking it was brave to get involved in things she had no idea about..

 

[MissSaffy]

Hit me up gewwwwws. I had too many pink gins celebrating my VIP status to do this last night but got round to it today……

 

[carrot top]

Finally managed to catch up and post,
All adds up for my VIP status
#pinchpunch

 

[Aliciab1933]

Well guys & gals I did it
I think the similarities are uncanny but overall the garden centre done a fair job me thinks
Managed to pick a few pots up whilst there especially the one she used for my fringe i do think this pudding basin trend is making its way back in fashion
Look rather sexy dont you think

 

[MissSaffy]

Well guys & gals I did it
I think the similarities are uncanny but overall the garden centre done a fair job me thinks
Managed to pick a few pots up whilst there especially the one she used for my fringe i do think this pudding basin trend is making its way back in fashion
Look rather sexy dont you think

I’m howling

 

[slosher7777]

Can somebody explain what I'm looking at, I live a very sheltered life

It’s Sam pile hanging out her arse

 

[Herself71]

Hit me up gewwwwws. I had too many pink gins celebrating my VIP status to do this last night but got round to it today……

Congratulations, welcome to the VIP club

Well guys & gals I did it
I think the similarities are uncanny but overall the garden centre done a fair job me thinks
Managed to pick a few pots up whilst there especially the one she used for my fringe i do think this pudding basin trend is making its way back in fashion
Look rather sexy dont you think

Jesus, that's what you call a "piss.pot hair due"

Well guys & gals I did it
I think the similarities are uncanny but overall the garden centre done a fair job me thinks
Managed to pick a few pots up whilst there especially the one she used for my fringe i do think this pudding basin trend is making its way back in fashion
Look rather sexy dont you think

Jesus, that's what you call a "piss.pot hair due"

 

[slosher7777]

I got all the time in
I think this is where she goes wrong. Nothing shows you're true colours more than being trapped with the same person for over a week. She's got to play nice 24/7 . And what normal person goes on holiday with a guy she's just started dating? What ever happened to going out on dates getting to know each other, I'd never jet off to a foreign country with a guy I'd just started dating. Scummy cheap mare don't mind sleeping with anyone for a few drinks and a fake looky looky man bag.


It's like the maldeeves

But she’s only slept with 7 men Ffsake who she think she’s kidding herself cause it definitely not us

 

[pompom99]

But she’s only slept with 7 men Ffsake who she think she’s kidding herself cause it definitely not us

Punters don't count so could be about right

 

[slosher7777]

I'm giving it 2 weeks, that's my bet
Any one know how long mickey lasted??
I think he has been the longest so far.

Is minge with a fringe private again? Or am I blocked on all my accounts now

Sam piles hiding

Put Sam pile in it comes with hers and gonzos love child

 

[MissSaffy]

Ffs

Quick question... do u fellow people on your real tt account ir fake ones??

I have a real one and now my missSaffy one