Well here's my personal recap since the last thread began...
It turns out it was The old trout's birthday . She reminded us all every post she made.
So first was the trip to Majorca with Heathy baby who apparently turned out to be a tik tok film director...'Heathy..here film me walking up this hill in me 'fackin Christine Labootins and me black polyester frock from Bon Marche . Shutup you
bleep it's not tight ... its called fitted ..you can talk you fat
duck ..I only needed you to let me sit in your Porsche and pretend it was mine 'cos of the Tattle skiprats ! After this holiday you can fackin do one ..no one tells me what to do . If I wanna film every meal and every drink I 'fackin will!! It was here that we met he new bestie Lesley ..Essex answer to wee Jimmy Krankie. The old trout thought she was the funniest person she's ever met...no mention of her since .
Anyway..onto the Benidorm Bonzana ! I call it Bonanza because boy did it deliver ...a grand prize in the form of the beautiful petite talented Suzette...who was and has everything the old trout desires. Her and her classy friends saw through The old trout from Day One and made it clear to Ruth that they would rather she was not with them. She was bringing the Dynamic down to her gutter level ..the culmination of it all was Ruth having a little meltdown and blaming us Tattlers for her friends seeing the old trout for what she really is ( something that Ruth couldn't see in two years!)
Moving swiftly on and on Friday it all came to an ugly head as Sasha poured and pushed herself into Ruth's red dress
that resulted in it screaming for mercy could it talk . The day also produced the Brawl in Benidorm ..after a few exchanged text messages the Rompford Rambo decided it was time to go punch Suzettes lights out ..her jealousy had peaked to new heights ...she barged her considerable big shoulders into their hotel room and started swinging her heftyness about ..security was called after she screamed she was 'going to kill' Suzette and she told to leave .
The love affair of Ruth and her 'lovely friend Sasha ' was officially over and they flew back to the UK.
Now ..onto this week and she's holed up in the tin can caravan waiting for the police to speak to her regarding Haven House Hospice Charity money...of course she is in denial as always ...just like she was with the furlough money that we've all seen proof of in official court papers
She's not been home for weeks as 'the Albanian stalker' is scaring her ( let's forget she says she's not scared of anyone) ..maybe there are others that would like to speak to her too perhaps....
PS If anyone has any clothes to donate ..particularly XL white t shirts they would be welcome as she appears to be short of clothing.
