Wow this is hilarious and so on point. Well done for another totally 100% amazing summary. Youβve captured the whole scenario so accurately. Well done @poolaThanks to @Nosey Rosie 69 and @gossip_geeewww for the thread title
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Same old same old,
Gasha is wasting more Police time and resources by reporting 'Tattlers' yet again. The call handler didn't seem overly concerned about her claims of a bikini clad Gash being uploaded (let's face it a quick Google of any one of her chosen names will lead you to some far more graphic images - don't do it, you have been warned!)
Upset by the lack of response, she upped the ante and claimed that her address had been bandied about, with such a serious (and totally false) accusation made, the officer appropriately requested that proof be provided. Gasha's phone contains '1000s and 1000s of screenshots' of Tattle text that she'll have to trawl through to find the information required (that doesn't exist). Alternatively, the Officer could just log onto Tattle themselves to read through every single thread themselves (as contrary to Gasha's claims, we are all aware that comments are unable to be removed from here - after a very short period of time) to find the comment (that doesn't exist) although listening back to recording of the live that she was streaming they would hear that she herself read out her personal details, name, address, etc and not for the first time either. In fact, Gasha has been known to divulge quite a few private details of other people whilst live-streaming, namely addresses and phone numbers.
She still ascertains that she'll have the last laugh and maybe it's true as she confidently stated that an arrest has already been made - As of the time of writing, it hasn't been uncovered which naughty Tattler it is, so we will update once we know exactly who it is, unless of course that was just a big fat lie from the mouth of Sharon Brotherton - let's face it, it wouldn't be the first and it most certainly won't be the last!
With Trasha's downfall ebbing ever closer, certain members of the WGG seem to be vying for pole position as top geeeewl.
Firstly, we have poor deluded Roof, she has really 'stepped-up' in her fight for top spot, by uploading her very own tiktoks in support of her 'very good friend'. It seems the purpose of these uploads is to aid the 'Tattlers' and 'Trollz' assumed misconceptions of Trasha. Unfortunately, her damage limitation exercise didn't go quite to plan and has involved some almighty backtracking and editing of the said 'supportive' tiktoks - Oh dear oh dear Roof we tried to tell you.
Next is the Welsh Dragon, a straight talking (rude) mod who 'knows people' that can track IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) , I would assume that a claim like that must above board and legal, although quite why a 'Government employee' would infer that on a social media platform for all the world to see is beyond the sensibilities of most people.
Sitting comfortably (literally) in the middle of the rankings is the laughing one. Her main objective is to read the comments aloud whilst making sure that Sasha's derriere is spotless.
Hovering around at the lower end of the table we have SP (when you know, you know) who seems to be truly obsessed with a certain contributor to this thread, in fact I'd be so bold as to say that she is developing stalking/trolling like tendencies, so it may be advisable to ask Roof to intervene as she seems to be somewhat of an expert on these such matters. That being said, we do have her to thank for giving us 'McBagpipe' but my fear is she has peaked too soon and could well fall back into oblivion by the end of the week.
The self proclaimed influencer continues her business empire, the men's range is coming soon -we were led to believe that the release dates kept being pushed back as Flasha wanted to make sure "everything was perfik" however whilst on a call to Options Ltd (the company that she still doesn't use) it was clearly heard that the only delay in the men's range being labelled and delivered was her failure to have paid for the order.
Her side-line of 'wedding planning' was also relayed on a live-stream where she rather fleetingly flashed a supposed 'licence' that apparently permits her to 'run the bar' at such an event. She really is a Jack of all trades (Master of none as the saying goes)
As all of her dim-witted fans agree, she really does deserve a holiday, it must be so hard having to conduct a part-time reselling business from a council flat or a caravan park in Essex whilst all the time making sure you're available to receive endless deliveries
from Uber-eats.
The time was edging ever closer, the much anticipated break away in the sunshine was nearly upon us - And boy did we know it.
In preparation for making sure she was (red Polka Dot) bikini ready her anticipated holibobs, her pre-departure diet consisted of McDonalds Breakfast, with an assortment of meals out and take-aways from both Chinese and Indian restaurants as well as a McDonalds Meal, as in her own words "It's not worth going to Aldi and spending sixty quid on food if I'm going away"
Packing was an extremely long-winded drawn out chore but I suppose a girl's got to make sure she's prepped and has has everything she needs:
Havanas - check
Cristeen Labootons - check
Creetons fake tan - applied liberally - check
Neels done - French Manicure - check
Garden sheers for fringe tidy-up - check
Red Polka Dot Bikini - check
Velour Dress - check
Purse (Empty) - check
Factor 15 suncream - check
All this organising was getting Slosha in the mood for another holiday and she is contemplating booking some time away in Poland upon her return - she's tempted because there are some really cheap deals at the moment.
Another WGG member was to escort Shaz to the hotel for the evening before her flight, but not before a quick live where the two of them, who incidentally had never met in person before, even though there is a conversation on tiktok of a previous visit Shaz made to aforementioned Barrelcakes home whereby they stated they had met for tea and coffee back in January. This is rather strange as who would have thought that an ex Police Officer would lie on social media, maybe the same type of ex Police Officer who would think it's appropriate to mock children with special needs eh? - Shame on you Mrs Brown, shame on you!
Apparently Barrelcakes is house-sitting for Shaz this week. Could it be that she is in fact not an ex officer and is there undercover to finally find a copy of the paypal transaction to Haven Hospice? or, has a surprise call been made to Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team are there, as we speak rectifying the horrendous wallpapering for a dear old 'heart condition' patient? or, maybe she's doing a little bit of stock-taking in preparation for Shaz's tax return in April?
The morning of the flight and nothing says 'holibobs' like spending some time filming yourself - and others - walking around an airport whilst ridiculing passers by before taking your seat on the plane. Masks are still required on flights but don't let that stop you from applying a filter to your tiktoks so you can appear on screen as vain and stupid as you are in real life.
Once in Tunisia and the hotel does look to be what you'd expect from a reasonably priced all inclusive, getaway. It looks clean, well kept and relatively empty due to being off-season. The pools look lovely although unfortunately too chilly to take a dip and the sun-loungers do look inviting but only a very brave person would be sprawled out on one in the sort of temperatures there at the moment. Luckily Flasha had the foresight to stock up on her fake tan of choice from Amazon (Creightons) so will be returning home with a tan no matter what! All in all her choice of holiday looks to be great value for money, in the immortal words of David Dickinson 'Cheap as Chips!'
Ordinarily you would expect for that to be it, no content for a week, after all,the point of this week is to get away from it all, have a break, take some time out etc etc.
Splasha likes to holiday alone, can't be bothered with other people, likes to please herself, so how bizarre that there are endless uploaded videos and live streams whereby she is trying to befriend and chat to all and sundry.
There appears to be a kindly looking couple from Colchester that Splasha has rather taken a shine to and refers to them as Mummy and Daddy. This poor unassuming husband and wife have found themselves somehow saddled with Splasha and forgive me if I'm mistaken but they look as though they are not too clued up with tiktok and social media and seem to find it rather alarming to have a phone screen constantly shoved under their noses. Socially inept Splasha seems totally oblivious to their discomfort and continues to video them at any given opportunity. It appears they are (unwittingly) now part of the Splasha show.
Splasha did go 'shopping' with Mummy and bought herself a lovely little Bulgarry ring, although we will all have to wait for her to go back and buy it for us to see it - Someone please make it make sense!
The hotel has a gym which Nasha is going to use every single day. She had a workout and is motivated to lose a little weight as she fears a double chin is beginning, not too sure why she's bothered about having two chins as being two faced has never been an issue.
The gym does seem like a sensible option though as the food being served does look never-ending. Can someone please tell her though that an all-you-can-eat buffet is a dining style, not a challenge!
Amazingly with Nasha's endless, ever-changing dietary requirements, her plate really does seem to be fully loaded at most mealtimes. Although she's obviously enjoying the food, one breakfast in particular, the scrambled eggs, was a little bland so she followed it up with 2 pancakes with Nutella and a freshly cooked doughnut fried in fat and drizzled in Maple syrup, it's amazing how many foods can now be made gluten free, lactose free and glucose syrup free.
Also included is a couple of meals from the Al a Car menu which sounds fab.
Ants forced a move to another room but hopefully third time lucky as Flasha is now resident in the pristeeege schweet.
It has a wardrobe - amazing, a big bed - amazing, a safe - amazing, a sofa -amazing, a shower- amazing, a toilet - amazing. I reckon Flasha would go so far as to say it's amazing. It does have it's own outside area too which, to be fair I bet is amazing in the summertime.
All in all Flasha is having an amazing time 'been' on holiday.
And what are the chances, things are really starting to heat up over here too - Hundred percent!
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Wow this is hilarious and so on point. Well done for another totally 100% amazing summary. Youβve captured the whole scenario so accurately. Well done @poola
Great work as usual @poola 
you've managed to make the most π₯±π₯± of holidays sound interesting.
I'm still a little confused as to where McBagpipe came from but I have to admit, I rather like it, the night it fell from gob almighty's mouth, I searched tattle & tt wondering who is this illusive person only to conclude its me
Who would of thought, when I joined in January, thread 2, that we'd still be here at the beginning of thread 10, doesn't time fly, who'd have thought 7 months
have passed
Thought of the day
When sharryn refers to trolls
that are fat c**ts, jobless, benefit scroungers, dog walkers, does that also include the 
on tt, it seems to be the same day in day out that 
every single day, that's not a nice way to talk about your followers sharryn
you've managed to make the most π₯±π₯± of holidays sound interesting.I'm still a little confused as to where McBagpipe came from but I have to admit, I rather like it, the night it fell from gob almighty's mouth, I searched tattle & tt wondering who is this illusive person only to conclude its me
Who would of thought, when I joined in January, thread 2, that we'd still be here at the beginning of thread 10, doesn't time fly, who'd have thought 7 months
have passed Thought of the day
When sharryn refers to trolls
that are fat c**ts, jobless, benefit scroungers, dog walkers, does that also include the on tt, it seems to be the same day in day out that every single day, that's not a nice way to talk about your followers sharryn
That SP is a sausage roll short of a picnicβ¦just seen her Misery postGreat work as usual @poola
I'm still a little confused as to where McBagpipe came from but I have to admit, I rather like it, the night it fell from gob almighty's mouth, I searched tattle & tt wondering who is this illusive person only to conclude its me
Who would of thought, when I joined in January, thread 2, that we'd still be here at the beginning of thread 10, doesn't time fly, who'd have thought 7 months
Thought of the day
When sharryn refers to trolls
She looks like a psychotic version of the Ghostbusters receptionist. Sheβs a strange oneThat SP is a sausage roll short of a picnicβ¦just seen her Misery post
She forgot to say sheβs living her best life. Travelling solo but latching onto every poor soul that glances at her.You have done it again, got it all Amazingly Spot on
Well itβs either having a lay in this morning or laying low.!!!!
itβs even given a Amazing Recommendation of the Hotel.
Sam Payne
What a little odd ball you are
The Jonny English of the spy world
Your so insignificant I didn't have a clue you'd dedicated a post to little old me till @rocksolidcrew mentioned it, for future reference it's smithy mcbagpipe to you
So desperate to join the brown
club, you've popped round to Alan Titchmarsh to copy your 
, not to worry Lisa, Alan's sharpening his 
for you as we speak
WHO ARE YOU SAM PAYNE
A NOBODY
To join the big girls playground
1 put on a least 2 stone
2 pick a section of Society to insult
RUTH has MH
MRS BBC Disabled children
Sharryn anybody and everyone
Lisa
New Zealand tastes the best, most like as they don't do to there what the Welsh are known for doing to there's
What a little odd ball you are
The Jonny English of the spy world
Your so insignificant I didn't have a clue you'd dedicated a post to little old me till @rocksolidcrew mentioned it, for future reference it's smithy mcbagpipe to you
So desperate to join the brown
club, you've popped round to Alan Titchmarsh to copy your , not to worry Lisa, Alan's sharpening his for you as we speak WHO ARE YOU SAM PAYNE
A NOBODY
To join the big girls playground
1 put on a least 2 stone
2 pick a section of Society to insult
RUTH has MH
MRS BBC Disabled children
Sharryn anybody and everyone
Lisa
New Zealand
tastes the best, most like as they don't do to there what the Welsh are known for doing to there's 
Anyone else thinking they should visit the shed to cut their fringeThat SP is a sausage roll short of a picnicβ¦just seen her Misery post
π©π»βπ¦―πͺMust be a weird feeling to know Iβm one of her 17k followersβ¦ but which one
Even better that The now not welsh dragon has changed her mind about her bullying posts and online abuse posts. Deleted them so it duznt include her in the game
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She also said she was sick of the lamb as itβs in everything, the βmeat pieβ at dinner was βdisgustinβ and referred to breakfast as bland
- maybe this review was in exchange for a free upgrade 
Travelled alone 20 yearsYou have done it again, got it all Amazingly Spot on
Well itβs either having a lay in this morning or laying low.!!!!
itβs even given a Amazing Recommendation of the Hotel.
been single 14 years 
Walter mitty
jackanory Biggest story teller that I've ever come across
She's unbelievable
You would think for such a seasoned traveller she would have seen most things and nothing much would impress her, she would have experienced most things on her extensive travels, however this is the holiday of holidays everything is just amazing the food is amazing bland but amazing the people are so friendly, rude but friendly etcTravelled alone 20 years
Walter mitty
Biggest story teller that I've ever come across
She's unbelievable
Think itβs fair to say the hotel /suite β¦β¦that the likes of us minions will never see in our lifetimes is βAmazing βYou have done it again, got it all Amazingly Spot on
Well itβs either having a lay in this morning or laying low.!!!!
itβs even given a Amazing Recommendation of the Hotel.
Oh but come on ..I live for her contradictory statements..sometimes if you're lucky in the same post! Absolute howlers some of them too
her followers are too dumb/ scared to actually acknowledge them which makes it even funnier.I thought Annemarie was the ultimate arse kisser but the Welsh wrestler is on another level..you go girl..we're loving your work
Now..onto the thought of the day
Day 5 of the hostage situation...Will Romper make it to boundary fence and escape from the hotel to experience Tunisia or willit be another day waxing lyrical about the hot sun 
teepee. Or the beautiful hotel.OR Maybe she's scheduled a fist fight with the Germans after last night's tete a tete.
In the Blue corner Germanys answer to Angela Merkel
In the Red..the Romper from Romford with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp... so incensed after Germanys defensive tactics at Dinner last night
Tune in to zoom in on all the action later today
100% agree lolThink itβs fair to say the hotel /suite β¦β¦that the likes of us minions will never see in our lifetimes is βAmazing β
Have I missed her live to the from the breakfast trough 
from the breakfast trough 
Absolutely brilliant
. All I have to say that woman is a embarrassment,
for someone who likes her own company why is she like a leech to the other holiday maker's!?
Cause you always get that βoneβ person on holiday the whole hotel avoids and talks about, and she is itAbsolutely brilliant
All I have to say that woman is a embarrassment,
company why is she like a leech to the other holiday maker's!?
, I would just Tell her to f@@k off and straight away. Imagine the rest of the customers thinking you were with her. Ohhhhh makes me cringe just thinking about it. LolSheβs certainly had her moneyβs worth out of that buffet. But everyone else are fat c**ts
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I can't wait to see her in Benidorm,lots of young attractive girls,she won't be able to control her jealousy.
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