Thanks to @Nosey Rosie 69 and @gossip_geeewww for the thread title
TLDR:
Same old same old,
Gasha is wasting more Police time and resources by reporting 'Tattlers' yet again. The call handler didn't seem overly concerned about her claims of a bikini clad Gash being uploaded (let's face it a quick Google of any one of her chosen names will lead you to some far more graphic images - don't do it, you have been warned!)
Upset by the lack of response, she upped the ante and claimed that her address had been bandied about, with such a serious (and totally false) accusation made, the officer appropriately requested that proof be provided. Gasha's phone contains '1000s and 1000s of screenshots' of Tattle text that she'll have to trawl through to find the information required (that doesn't exist). Alternatively, the Officer could just log onto Tattle themselves to read through every single thread themselves (as contrary to Gasha's claims, we are all aware that comments are unable to be removed from here - after a very short period of time) to find the comment (that doesn't exist) although listening back to recording of the live that she was streaming they would hear that she herself read out her personal details, name, address, etc and not for the first time either. In fact, Gasha has been known to divulge quite a few private details of other people whilst live-streaming, namely addresses and phone numbers.
She still ascertains that she'll have the last laugh and maybe it's true as she confidently stated that an arrest has already been made - As of the time of writing, it hasn't been uncovered which naughty Tattler it is, so we will update once we know exactly who it is, unless of course that was just a big fat lie from the mouth of Sharon Brotherton - let's face it, it wouldn't be the first and it most certainly won't be the last!
With Trasha's downfall ebbing ever closer, certain members of the WGG seem to be vying for pole position as top geeeewl.
Firstly, we have poor deluded Roof, she has really 'stepped-up' in her fight for top spot, by uploading her very own tiktoks in support of her 'very good friend'. It seems the purpose of these uploads is to aid the 'Tattlers' and 'Trollz' assumed misconceptions of Trasha. Unfortunately, her damage limitation exercise didn't go quite to plan and has involved some almighty backtracking and editing of the said 'supportive' tiktoks - Oh dear oh dear Roof we tried to tell you.
Next is the Welsh Dragon, a straight talking (rude) mod who 'knows people' that can track IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) , I would assume that a claim like that must above board and legal, although quite why a 'Government employee' would infer that on a social media platform for all the world to see is beyond the sensibilities of most people.
Sitting comfortably (literally) in the middle of the rankings is the laughing one. Her main objective is to read the comments aloud whilst making sure that Sasha's derriere is spotless.
Hovering around at the lower end of the table we have SP (when you know, you know) who seems to be truly obsessed with a certain contributor to this thread, in fact I'd be so bold as to say that she is developing stalking/trolling like tendencies, so it may be advisable to ask Roof to intervene as she seems to be somewhat of an expert on these such matters. That being said, we do have her to thank for giving us 'McBagpipe' but my fear is she has peaked too soon and could well fall back into oblivion by the end of the week.
The self proclaimed influencer continues her business empire, the men's range is coming soon -we were led to believe that the release dates kept being pushed back as Flasha wanted to make sure "everything was perfik" however whilst on a call to Options Ltd (the company that she still doesn't use) it was clearly heard that the only delay in the men's range being labelled and delivered was her failure to have paid for the order.
Her side-line of 'wedding planning' was also relayed on a live-stream where she rather fleetingly flashed a supposed 'licence' that apparently permits her to 'run the bar' at such an event. She really is a Jack of all trades (Master of none as the saying goes)
As all of her dim-witted fans agree, she really does deserve a holiday, it must be so hard having to conduct a part-time reselling business from a council flat or a caravan park in Essex whilst all the time making sure you're available to receive endless deliveries
from Uber-eats.
The time was edging ever closer, the much anticipated break away in the sunshine was nearly upon us - And boy did we know it.
In preparation for making sure she was (red Polka Dot) bikini ready her anticipated holibobs, her pre-departure diet consisted of McDonalds Breakfast, with an assortment of meals out and take-aways from both Chinese and Indian restaurants as well as a McDonalds Meal, as in her own words "It's not worth going to Aldi and spending sixty quid on food if I'm going away"
Packing was an extremely long-winded drawn out chore but I suppose a girl's got to make sure she's prepped and has has everything she needs:
Havanas - check
Cristeen Labootons - check
Creetons fake tan - applied liberally - check
Neels done - French Manicure - check
Garden sheers for fringe tidy-up - check
Red Polka Dot Bikini - check
Velour Dress - check
Purse (Empty) - check
Factor 15 suncream - check
All this organising was getting Slosha in the mood for another holiday and she is contemplating booking some time away in Poland upon her return - she's tempted because there are some really cheap deals at the moment.
Another WGG member was to escort Shaz to the hotel for the evening before her flight, but not before a quick live where the two of them, who incidentally had never met in person before, even though there is a conversation on tiktok of a previous visit Shaz made to aforementioned Barrelcakes home whereby they stated they had met for tea and coffee back in January. This is rather strange as who would have thought that an ex Police Officer would lie on social media, maybe the same type of ex Police Officer who would think it's appropriate to mock children with special needs eh? - Shame on you Mrs Brown, shame on you!
Apparently Barrelcakes is house-sitting for Shaz this week. Could it be that she is in fact not an ex officer and is there undercover to finally find a copy of the paypal transaction to Haven Hospice? or, has a surprise call been made to Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team are there, as we speak rectifying the horrendous wallpapering for a dear old 'heart condition' patient? or, maybe she's doing a little bit of stock-taking in preparation for Shaz's tax return in April?
The morning of the flight and nothing says 'holibobs' like spending some time filming yourself - and others - walking around an airport whilst ridiculing passers by before taking your seat on the plane. Masks are still required on flights but don't let that stop you from applying a filter to your tiktoks so you can appear on screen as vain and stupid as you are in real life.
Once in Tunisia and the hotel does look to be what you'd expect from a reasonably priced all inclusive, getaway. It looks clean, well kept and relatively empty due to being off-season. The pools look lovely although unfortunately too chilly to take a dip and the sun-loungers do look inviting but only a very brave person would be sprawled out on one in the sort of temperatures there at the moment. Luckily Flasha had the foresight to stock up on her fake tan of choice from Amazon (Creightons) so will be returning home with a tan no matter what! All in all her choice of holiday looks to be great value for money, in the immortal words of David Dickinson 'Cheap as Chips!'
Ordinarily you would expect for that to be it, no content for a week, after all,the point of this week is to get away from it all, have a break, take some time out etc etc.
Splasha likes to holiday alone, can't be bothered with other people, likes to please herself, so how bizarre that there are endless uploaded videos and live streams whereby she is trying to befriend and chat to all and sundry.
There appears to be a kindly looking couple from Colchester that Splasha has rather taken a shine to and refers to them as Mummy and Daddy. This poor unassuming husband and wife have found themselves somehow saddled with Splasha and forgive me if I'm mistaken but they look as though they are not too clued up with tiktok and social media and seem to find it rather alarming to have a phone screen constantly shoved under their noses. Socially inept Splasha seems totally oblivious to their discomfort and continues to video them at any given opportunity. It appears they are (unwittingly) now part of the Splasha show.
Splasha did go 'shopping' with Mummy and bought herself a lovely little Bulgarry ring, although we will all have to wait for her to go back and buy it for us to see it - Someone please make it make sense!
The hotel has a gym which Nasha is going to use every single day. She had a workout and is motivated to lose a little weight as she fears a double chin is beginning, not too sure why she's bothered about having two chins as being two faced has never been an issue.
The gym does seem like a sensible option though as the food being served does look never-ending. Can someone please tell her though that an all-you-can-eat buffet is a dining style, not a challenge!
Amazingly with Nasha's endless, ever-changing dietary requirements, her plate really does seem to be fully loaded at most mealtimes. Although she's obviously enjoying the food, one breakfast in particular, the scrambled eggs, was a little bland so she followed it up with 2 pancakes with Nutella and a freshly cooked doughnut fried in fat and drizzled in Maple syrup, it's amazing how many foods can now be made gluten free, lactose free and glucose syrup free.
Also included is a couple of meals from the Al a Car menu which sounds fab.
Ants forced a move to another room but hopefully third time lucky as Flasha is now resident in the pristeeege schweet.
It has a wardrobe - amazing, a big bed - amazing, a safe - amazing, a sofa -amazing, a shower- amazing, a toilet - amazing. I reckon Flasha would go so far as to say it's amazing. It does have it's own outside area too which, to be fair I bet is amazing in the summertime.
All in all Flasha is having an amazing time 'been' on holiday.
And what are the chances, things are really starting to heat up over here too - Hundred percent!
TLDR:
Same old same old,
Gasha is wasting more Police time and resources by reporting 'Tattlers' yet again. The call handler didn't seem overly concerned about her claims of a bikini clad Gash being uploaded (let's face it a quick Google of any one of her chosen names will lead you to some far more graphic images - don't do it, you have been warned!)
Upset by the lack of response, she upped the ante and claimed that her address had been bandied about, with such a serious (and totally false) accusation made, the officer appropriately requested that proof be provided. Gasha's phone contains '1000s and 1000s of screenshots' of Tattle text that she'll have to trawl through to find the information required (that doesn't exist). Alternatively, the Officer could just log onto Tattle themselves to read through every single thread themselves (as contrary to Gasha's claims, we are all aware that comments are unable to be removed from here - after a very short period of time) to find the comment (that doesn't exist) although listening back to recording of the live that she was streaming they would hear that she herself read out her personal details, name, address, etc and not for the first time either. In fact, Gasha has been known to divulge quite a few private details of other people whilst live-streaming, namely addresses and phone numbers.
She still ascertains that she'll have the last laugh and maybe it's true as she confidently stated that an arrest has already been made - As of the time of writing, it hasn't been uncovered which naughty Tattler it is, so we will update once we know exactly who it is, unless of course that was just a big fat lie from the mouth of Sharon Brotherton - let's face it, it wouldn't be the first and it most certainly won't be the last!
With Trasha's downfall ebbing ever closer, certain members of the WGG seem to be vying for pole position as top geeeewl.
Firstly, we have poor deluded Roof, she has really 'stepped-up' in her fight for top spot, by uploading her very own tiktoks in support of her 'very good friend'. It seems the purpose of these uploads is to aid the 'Tattlers' and 'Trollz' assumed misconceptions of Trasha. Unfortunately, her damage limitation exercise didn't go quite to plan and has involved some almighty backtracking and editing of the said 'supportive' tiktoks - Oh dear oh dear Roof we tried to tell you.
Next is the Welsh Dragon, a straight talking (rude) mod who 'knows people' that can track IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) , I would assume that a claim like that must above board and legal, although quite why a 'Government employee' would infer that on a social media platform for all the world to see is beyond the sensibilities of most people.
Sitting comfortably (literally) in the middle of the rankings is the laughing one. Her main objective is to read the comments aloud whilst making sure that Sasha's derriere is spotless.
Hovering around at the lower end of the table we have SP (when you know, you know) who seems to be truly obsessed with a certain contributor to this thread, in fact I'd be so bold as to say that she is developing stalking/trolling like tendencies, so it may be advisable to ask Roof to intervene as she seems to be somewhat of an expert on these such matters. That being said, we do have her to thank for giving us 'McBagpipe' but my fear is she has peaked too soon and could well fall back into oblivion by the end of the week.
The self proclaimed influencer continues her business empire, the men's range is coming soon -we were led to believe that the release dates kept being pushed back as Flasha wanted to make sure "everything was perfik" however whilst on a call to Options Ltd (the company that she still doesn't use) it was clearly heard that the only delay in the men's range being labelled and delivered was her failure to have paid for the order.
Her side-line of 'wedding planning' was also relayed on a live-stream where she rather fleetingly flashed a supposed 'licence' that apparently permits her to 'run the bar' at such an event. She really is a Jack of all trades (Master of none as the saying goes)
As all of her dim-witted fans agree, she really does deserve a holiday, it must be so hard having to conduct a part-time reselling business from a council flat or a caravan park in Essex whilst all the time making sure you're available to receive endless deliveries
from Uber-eats.
The time was edging ever closer, the much anticipated break away in the sunshine was nearly upon us - And boy did we know it.
In preparation for making sure she was (red Polka Dot) bikini ready her anticipated holibobs, her pre-departure diet consisted of McDonalds Breakfast, with an assortment of meals out and take-aways from both Chinese and Indian restaurants as well as a McDonalds Meal, as in her own words "It's not worth going to Aldi and spending sixty quid on food if I'm going away"
Packing was an extremely long-winded drawn out chore but I suppose a girl's got to make sure she's prepped and has has everything she needs:
Havanas - check
Cristeen Labootons - check
Creetons fake tan - applied liberally - check
Neels done - French Manicure - check
Garden sheers for fringe tidy-up - check
Red Polka Dot Bikini - check
Velour Dress - check
Purse (Empty) - check
Factor 15 suncream - check
All this organising was getting Slosha in the mood for another holiday and she is contemplating booking some time away in Poland upon her return - she's tempted because there are some really cheap deals at the moment.
Another WGG member was to escort Shaz to the hotel for the evening before her flight, but not before a quick live where the two of them, who incidentally had never met in person before, even though there is a conversation on tiktok of a previous visit Shaz made to aforementioned Barrelcakes home whereby they stated they had met for tea and coffee back in January. This is rather strange as who would have thought that an ex Police Officer would lie on social media, maybe the same type of ex Police Officer who would think it's appropriate to mock children with special needs eh? - Shame on you Mrs Brown, shame on you!
Apparently Barrelcakes is house-sitting for Shaz this week. Could it be that she is in fact not an ex officer and is there undercover to finally find a copy of the paypal transaction to Haven Hospice? or, has a surprise call been made to Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team are there, as we speak rectifying the horrendous wallpapering for a dear old 'heart condition' patient? or, maybe she's doing a little bit of stock-taking in preparation for Shaz's tax return in April?
The morning of the flight and nothing says 'holibobs' like spending some time filming yourself - and others - walking around an airport whilst ridiculing passers by before taking your seat on the plane. Masks are still required on flights but don't let that stop you from applying a filter to your tiktoks so you can appear on screen as vain and stupid as you are in real life.
Once in Tunisia and the hotel does look to be what you'd expect from a reasonably priced all inclusive, getaway. It looks clean, well kept and relatively empty due to being off-season. The pools look lovely although unfortunately too chilly to take a dip and the sun-loungers do look inviting but only a very brave person would be sprawled out on one in the sort of temperatures there at the moment. Luckily Flasha had the foresight to stock up on her fake tan of choice from Amazon (Creightons) so will be returning home with a tan no matter what! All in all her choice of holiday looks to be great value for money, in the immortal words of David Dickinson 'Cheap as Chips!'
Ordinarily you would expect for that to be it, no content for a week, after all,the point of this week is to get away from it all, have a break, take some time out etc etc.
Splasha likes to holiday alone, can't be bothered with other people, likes to please herself, so how bizarre that there are endless uploaded videos and live streams whereby she is trying to befriend and chat to all and sundry.
There appears to be a kindly looking couple from Colchester that Splasha has rather taken a shine to and refers to them as Mummy and Daddy. This poor unassuming husband and wife have found themselves somehow saddled with Splasha and forgive me if I'm mistaken but they look as though they are not too clued up with tiktok and social media and seem to find it rather alarming to have a phone screen constantly shoved under their noses. Socially inept Splasha seems totally oblivious to their discomfort and continues to video them at any given opportunity. It appears they are (unwittingly) now part of the Splasha show.
Splasha did go 'shopping' with Mummy and bought herself a lovely little Bulgarry ring, although we will all have to wait for her to go back and buy it for us to see it - Someone please make it make sense!
The hotel has a gym which Nasha is going to use every single day. She had a workout and is motivated to lose a little weight as she fears a double chin is beginning, not too sure why she's bothered about having two chins as being two faced has never been an issue.
The gym does seem like a sensible option though as the food being served does look never-ending. Can someone please tell her though that an all-you-can-eat buffet is a dining style, not a challenge!
Amazingly with Nasha's endless, ever-changing dietary requirements, her plate really does seem to be fully loaded at most mealtimes. Although she's obviously enjoying the food, one breakfast in particular, the scrambled eggs, was a little bland so she followed it up with 2 pancakes with Nutella and a freshly cooked doughnut fried in fat and drizzled in Maple syrup, it's amazing how many foods can now be made gluten free, lactose free and glucose syrup free.
Also included is a couple of meals from the Al a Car menu which sounds fab.
Ants forced a move to another room but hopefully third time lucky as Flasha is now resident in the pristeeege schweet.
It has a wardrobe - amazing, a big bed - amazing, a safe - amazing, a sofa -amazing, a shower- amazing, a toilet - amazing. I reckon Flasha would go so far as to say it's amazing. It does have it's own outside area too which, to be fair I bet is amazing in the summertime.
All in all Flasha is having an amazing time 'been' on holiday.
And what are the chances, things are really starting to heat up over here too - Hundred percent!
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