*complaining sesh* pressed post too early.Fuck me get a grip woman.
I refuse to watch this moron complain so someone do a recap (or not, I don’t care enough to see how she turns Kurt having some down time into a
Practicepractise is not a spelling mistake though.
Maybe in America but not Australia.Practice
If I watch her vlog I get ads for laxatives like Coloxyl, even YouTube knows that that’s what Sezzy is hawking3 minutes in to her new vlog and she's already made personal testimonial of her Shit Bloom.. i'll report again to the TGA but I am annoyed she will make sales in the meantime
NICE, and 6 mins in she becomes an expert on baby led weaning. You are SO dangerous to your audience, Sarah. Absolutely ridiculous that she speaks about anything with confidence
That sounds like the most chaotic vlog in the world, I'm glad you did a recap before me- Starts off vlog on the floor and explaining that Kurt is away on a trip to the snow, states openly that her family normally help her looking after her children overnight, but her sister is heavily pregnant and can’t.
- Says to F that he is man of the house, and he says he will protect his brother, and Sarah chimes in and asks if he will protect her.
- Asks F to look after M while she washes her face.
- Discusses about her “amazing team that she loves” BUT they rely on her to produce content so they can work.
- Washes her face and applies lactic acid serum, no skincare ad by her favourite brands in sight…
- 2mins in and she has complained that she hasn’t worked out yesterday but intends to today, which is why she is in activewear
- Poopy bloom ad, doesn’t drink it.
- F makes a comment about being sooooo hungry that he will get chunky (ffs he is 3 and he is already disordered)
- COFFEE Time, F front and centre for his pancakes, asks if she is 60, she is offended by it, saying she is 30 THIRTY 3-0 HOw dare YOu
- F cooking, M looking unfazed on Sarah’s hip, F performing like a monkey in the circus
- Baby led weaning tutorial from the eXpERt Sarah, how amazing is M, and F is such a great eater
- Sarah tries to justify her disordered eating to the camera by “educating children about food”
- Moo Moo🫠
- Discusses that while she takes F &M to the park she can do lunges
- Tries to justify her exercise as me time, sad that she can’t always go to the gym because it doesn’t fit her mum lifestyle, so she is making most of outdoor training, whilst watching her kids. She hopes that her children can see her healthy lifestyle and adopt it.
- New word for Sarah “osmosis”
- M down for a nap, F is playing so Sarah opts for 30min HIIT workout, claiming she has a lot of energy, despite 6 mins earlier she claimed she was a zombie and so exhausted.
- Surprisingly she is using Ebook, sweaty shredder.
- Went out for lunch, applies makeup over her sweaty face(I’m guessing she didn’t shower?)
- Trip to HOG, nap trapped, mini beauty tutorial.
- Promotes her sister’s podcast and reveals that she is doing a midwife series.
- Actually lets her sister talk.
- Tour of HOG
- Georgia is volunteering to babysit…
- Behind the scenes of the podcast, reveals that she really has no clue how to work without Kurt.
- Sunee plug. (450 recipes on the app, can you believe(!)
- No more Dee, Jess is the new nutritionist.
- Voiceover for Sunee
- Back to cooking, tidying, Mum mode. A very scattered Sarah.
- Shows us her office, shows us her Bible reading chair, shows us her house, telling us she will give a full house tour. (Omg I’m feeling scattered writing this!)
- Talks about her the old office in the poolroom should be a gym.
- Throws Kurt under the bus for not training, it’s Kurt’s fault the gym is a mess, She’s A BOY MUM OK? Mini life jackets, surfboards, SO MANY SURFBOARDS! But I’m trying to embrace Boy Mum life! But I can’t train in here.
- Huge rant about the gym not being a gym. Wants her fans opinion
- Finishes the vlog by saying the next vlog will be a “healthy reset” (aka PROJECT COMEBACK)
Phew I’m exhausted! And my brain is mush
For a company who is pivoting into mainly producting content, podcasts seemingly being a major part of their offering, their "podcast studio" is literally as big as my shoe closet. Its hilarious how badly planned HOG is. They bragged so much about having a large creative space when they bought the warehouse, and their creative folk are all crammed in a single row, by a wall in a LITERAL HALLWAY thats narrow as it is. Now they're trying to work there while giving people space to pass through. She claims she loves designing and organising and interiors and what not and went on and on and on about this warehouse for weeks and all they got is this? Fuck me dead she is a dumb cunt.HOG was podcast 'producing' for so is it now just healthcare and her sisters one? What a great business.
She literally says to the camera, "maybe someone else can watch the kids" and then she storms into the joint while they are mid-recording session. I don't have kids but I can't imagine being so desperate to get away from your own children all the time3. I'd hate my boss coming into the office with a baby, fucking around for a few hours and then leaving.
SO well said! I had a large pear and a handful of raspberries that totalled about 10g of fibre- whole foods are certainly betterThe thing about Body Bloom is that it’s really a fibre powder with a bunch of anti-inflammatory actives and a small amount of vitamin supplements (mostly Vit A, more anti-inflammatories, anti-oxidants, and some omega fatty acids).
It is certainly a good thing to take for bowel health (extremely important given the rise in bowel cancer in young people), and would help in relieving constipation or diarrhoea. Most people struggle to get enough fibre each day, so I see no harm in a (gross, but quick to consume) fibre powder supplement every day.
I just think they should drop the “promotes glowing skin” from the label. It’s a big claim for a product with almost no effect. Yes, the addition of vitamins and omegas is technically beneficial to skin health (if you’re deficient), but powders don’t come anywhere close to the nutritional value of fresh produce.
You’d be much better off having a couple of slices of capsicum (massive amounts of Vit C and A), salmon, walnuts or grass fed beef for omegas, strawberries for Vit C, a good extra virgin olive oil, spinach, etc. Whole food that will fill you up, give you readily accessible vitamins (and the anti-inflammatories and fibre) in higher amounts and much more affordable and palatable than an expensive powder.
I also feel that Sarah uses it as weight loss support: as a laxative and to feel full so reduce snacking or portion sizes. As we can see, the “quick fix” vitamin supplements aren’t enough to give you luscious hair, clear skin or long nails, sadly!
Got 4 kids here and Im absolutely positive none of them would ever eat those crunchy monkey turds with green mush innards.Ew wtf, please do not use the high chair tray as your cutting board. So much bacteria can get trapped in the plastic of those knife cuts. At least try to clean out the nasty left over food.
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