Next thread title please"The Sez" oh my goddd
Oi look out here comes "The Sez" in her Fresh Rangey!
Sarahs Day #40 she’s antivax, but has no problem getting botox and filler to the max
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I had to see this, I usually spend more time poking fun at Sez that I rarely pay much attention to Soy Boy.My last post of the day and then I'll be quiet.
Kurt talking about his day on a plate, doing all his hand motions and exaggerated facial expressions (these 2 are watching tooooo much TikTok imo!) This video is supposed to be about all his favourite Funnee recipes to promote it is it not?
Coffee Coffee Coffee has to have Coffee because he runs on no sleep. Why is loving coffee a personality trait yawn and such an overdone one we geddit you and Sambo lurrvv Coffee. Funnee pancakes are his fave breakfast but you have to add extra ingredients to improve the taste
He has to order lunch don't judge him because he's saaahhhh busy you guyz. More like so starving and desperate to eat something that doesn't taste like cardboard!
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And yep I got the same take pretty much.
1. "Honestly I LIKE start my day with a coffee that is a MUST"...he even talks like her, they use the same speaking style and hand gestures
2. Also most people start their day with a coffee head, nothing special there.
3. Seems like they can't find anyone else but themselves to promote their crappy app. (Tag your ideal Funee day on a plate)
4. Saaahhhhh scripted.
5. Yes. Coffee is added to the list of other things they pass of as having a personality such as....fitness, religion, having a baby (or for THE Sez being pregnant)
6. "Always SO busy" - I pretty much do a job quite similar to his (but I am actually good at it) and I CONFIRM the reason why I do it and work myself is that I actually have a work/life balance and I can cook a lunch for myself pretty much every damn day.
7. "The Sez makes that A LOT for me" probably because there is only 5 recipes on rotation she can actually make.
8. She definitely was forcing him into filming this.
...."No Kurt, more enthusiastic, try AGAIN"
Sarah’s Day #41 - The Sez thinks she’s a celeb, but really she’s just an unvaccinated pleb 
another thought i have on this is introduction of the no masks indoors while exercising rule [usually for only fully vaxxed ppl but if this fits under health…] then it would make sense why she’s only posting photos from her sessions now despite mentioning attending them over the past few weeks
There is a thread about theranos/elizabeth holmes on here as well!! I absolutely love the theories people have there! You might like it as well
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I’m sorry.
But I really don’t think this has been discussed enough…..
Imagine telling millions of people- also THE WORLD
that your vagina is…..TOO TIGHT
I-
I’m lost for words.
(also the claw I should have put a trigger warning. I’m literally shaking from the hands)
I’m sorry.
But I really don’t think this has been discussed enough…..
Imagine telling millions of people- also THE WORLD
that your vagina is…..TOO TIGHT
I-
I’m lost for words.
(also the claw
I should have put a trigger warning. I’m literally shaking from the hands)Attachments
Just another nail in the ‘pick me’ coffin.Look.
I’m sorry.
But I really don’t think this has been discussed enough…..
Imagine telling millions of people- also THE WORLD
that your vagina is…..TOO TIGHT
I-
I’m lost for words.
(also the claw
She’s just the skinniest, smollest, most PrEGgY, busiest, tannest, blondest, fittest, most Christian, bendiest back, milfy, tightest
CEO evahhhhh! EVAHHHHH I TELL YOUUUUU!
I really have a gut feeling that the baby will be born with absolutely nothing wrong with him, and it will be a miracle because she prayed to God and he answered her prayers and healed her baby.
Sarah’s Day #41 Sarah has a tight vagina.Just another nail in the ‘pick me’ coffin.
She’s just the skinniest, smollest, most PrEGgY, busiest, tannest, blondest, fittest, most Christian, bendiest back, milfy, tightest
Sarah’s Day #41 Sarah’s vagina is so tight, I think I’ve lost my appetite
Found this interview with the White Fox owners last year. I always find it funny that fast fashion companies try to act like they have a unique personality when they all shill the same stuff in the same way
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The Sez: Tight “hips” and steel nipsJust another nail in the ‘pick me’ coffin.
She’s just the skinniest, smollest, most PrEGgY, busiest, tannest, blondest, fittest, most Christian, bendiest back, milfy, tightest
The Sez: tight vag while wearing the tits of steel badge
It also gives me “setting up for a c section” vibes. Her pelvic floor of steel was just too tight to give birth NaChuRalLy this time around.Look.
I’m sorry.
But I really don’t think this has been discussed enough…..
Imagine telling millions of people- also THE WORLD
that your vagina is…..TOO TIGHT
I-
I’m lost for words.
(also the claw
I wish there was an eye rolling react option for this purpose
Can I please request for the next recap we have the wonderful @shaaanxosucks do a rap from the perspective of “The Sez” and all the ridiculous things she (Sarah) thinks
God why is Sez so boring this week I want some drama from miss chicken sambo
I want some drama from miss chicken sambo
I feel like Sambo is like a toddler. If they are too quiet, you know they're up to something stupidGod why is Sez so boring this week
Is that even a thing? I've heard of "too posh to push" but what about "too tight to push"?
I can see Sarah wanting a c-section to save ruining her amazingly tight vagina again, especially with all this talk about her pelvic floor and healing her prolapse. Those things really hindered her working out so she'll avoid that at all costs if she can this time.
On the otherhand, Sarah with a c-section scar?
Plus, she'll be on bed rest for a while and no way will sis be able to cope with that. DoEs AnYoNe EvEn SiT dUrInG tHe DaY?
Funny you should mention this1. "Honestly I LIKE start my day with a coffee that is a MUST"...he even talks like her, they use the same speaking style and hand gestures
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No it’s not a thing physiologically, but we know she has to outdo everyone all the timeIs that even a thing? I've heard of "too posh to push" but what about "too tight to push"?
I can see Sarah wanting a c-section to save ruining her amazingly tight vagina again, especially with all this talk about her pelvic floor and healing her prolapse. Those things really hindered her working out so she'll avoid that at all costs if she can this time.
On the otherhand, Sarah with a c-section scar?
Yeah I think in terms of prolapse risk and avoiding one it’s an option, but she would need a longer time off from exercising after a c-section vs vaginal birth and as you said there’s no way she will cope with that.
It just seems like the weirdest thing ever to brag about and on YouTube of all places. We really didn’t need to know that.
Tanika attended a wedding of her best friend and posted it was the best day ever.(and not Sarah's wedding )
Of course Sarah was never her bestie. It's awkward when only one person calls the other "bestie" and it's not mutual.
I feel there is something "more" about Tanika not working for The Sez anymore.
)Of course Sarah was never her bestie. It's awkward when only one person calls the other "bestie" and it's not mutual.
I feel there is something "more" about Tanika not working for The Sez anymore.
She def uses Gypsealust’s Tone Studio app to edit pics and videos - you can upload straight to stories and it doesn’t say there’s a filter added
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