So apart from confusing "letter" with "later" (how are you so bleeping ignorant scuzz? how?)..
1- Treat him how you want to be treated: You want him to shame you whenever you eat, compete with you every time you try to try to learn something new, flirt with your mates, and blast you to his audience whenever you go away for work or try to get some alone time? Is that how you want to be treated scuzz?
2- Learn their love language: apparently Durt's love language is grey sloppy meals that deprive him of any of the nutrition he needs, and a wife that is so clingy that she follows him to his photoshoots and reminds him that he was her instagram boyfriend first so he'd better take some cute shots of her with a skateboard before shooting for the client who is actually paying him.
3- Pick your battles: which is to say, fight over every little insignificant thing and broadcast this to your following just to remind him that it's your money, your houses, your businesses, your world, and he's lucky to be in it.
Have we got that right scuzz?