Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[LaughingCow]

What does she actually do as her job?

She works in Procurement.

 

[GiggleBee]

He did have a tongue tie snipped when he was younger, she didn’t go into lots of detail bout it- I think they paid to go private for it so maybe we didn’t hear much about it as it wasn’t #kindlygifted

Stupid question but are they always successful? Like can it reattach? Or not fully detach?

 

[Shinythings]

You get those meals in food warehouse / Iceland

Yes, I know, I'm not sure what your point is? I don't mean that snarkily, genuinely confused!

 

[sadoldtroll]

Only reason she wants a seven seater is because number four is being planned Nobody is gifting her a car, her engagement is shocking and there's be zero return in that investment by the brand

Oh no I absolutely agree - she’s gonna try though!

 

[freya]

My dad’s side of the family call their mums mam. Far north, UK. I’m from deepest south and it’s mum.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

There fake as feck....

Snap s photo

 

[Shad0w]

I’m a geordie, and we say Mam

 

[Olli1510]

He’s sweet but his chin/jaw is very set back.

I thought he looked really cute in the little smiling clip

 

[GiggleBee]

Why does she seem so uncaring that her friend has had two allergic reactions?

 

[Whiskygal]

Urgh. Is she in Aberdeen just now? I’m in Aberdeen this weekend. Hope I see her

 

[GiggleBee]

What time do we think she'll get back tonight? Considering she was still at a park 5 hours ago and she has to fly back and then drive the two hours from the airport to home.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Yet again ‘Connie.’ JESUS WEPT.

She’ll definitely be googling ‘how to change a baby’s name by deed poll’ if she hasn’t already

 

[PinkFigs]

Pretty sure she’s still a stay at home mum, but her husband probably does. They’ve lived in a few different countries and now back in Aberdeen, probably why Sarah’s obsessed with her - she has her dream life!

Ah yes I think I initially followed her when they were in Australia

 

[Longtimelurker10]

Well we’ve got Meels and Tic perhaps this one could be Tapeworm?

Scabie? Instead of the baby?

 

[GiggleBee]

Which swimming pool is it? I’m tempted to give them an anonymous tip off

I don't know if you're local but it's a swimming pool attached to a junior school (I'm not sure if I'm allowed to name it )

 

[Pushyplumb]

He had silent re-flux not leukemia. Yes it is not very nice (more so for him), but seriously it was short term and a very long time ago. Get over it!!!

But he gave her PTSD remember.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

That baby has been stressed out since he was in the womb....

Thar poor ladeen, he never looks content at all even my reflux kids had more chill

 

[Shinythings]

I thought you had said she ordered them as In like hello fresh or something that’s all.

Ah right, sorry yeah my choice of words was not helpful there!

 

[choccythief]

The WhatsApp messages are probably fake. She’ll probably delete before he reads them.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Perhaps she’s realised the mega cringe her offspring face as she insists on being mama and dada, so is trying to drop a vowel so they can be slightly less cringe?

It’s not, cos it’s as much a vomit inducing affectation as mama and dada.

Haha see I see mam as Scot’s slang so I think it’s endearing but onyl when used authentically like “ffs mam gimme peace” not forced by some kilted wanna be outlander extra