Sarah This Mama Life #25 It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me!

[DeloresBawbag]

On the bright side, it’s going to be really helpful for future therapists to understand I and L’s childhood issues.

- no downtime
- over scheduled, exhausted
- distant parents
- mother never happy with life
- mother never at rest
- mother never happy in their company
- mother constantly seeking distraction elsewhere
- high expectations
- confused priorities
- phone always in face
- life is performance
- no privacy

 

[GPort]

On the bright side, it’s going to be really helpful for future therapists to understand I and L’s childhood issues.

- no downtime
- over scheduled, exhausted
- distant parents
- mother never happy with life
- mother never at rest
- mother never happy in their company
- mother constantly seeking distraction elsewhere
- high expectations
- confused priorities
- phone always in face
- life is performance
- no privacy

And Sarah has kindly documented everything ready and waiting for the kids future therapist to browse through.

 

[frostily]

Why is poor Isla doing all this homework at almost 7pm 🫣

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Why is poor Isla doing all this homework at almost 7pm 🫣

Because her batshit crazy mother has her out at bloody dancing class until ridiculous hours of the evening. It’s bloody nonsense. It’s not like Isla’s ever going to be Darcey Busell is it?!

 

[skylark13]

Also why is the bloody ‘piano’ practically level with Isla’s chest? I’m no concert pianist…grade 7 with merit many yours ago, if anyone is wondering …but I do know that keyboard is way too high up for her arms.

 

[Whiskygal]

Also why is the bloody ‘piano’ practically level with Isla’s chest? I’m no concert pianist…grade 7 with merit many yours ago, if anyone is wondering …but I do know that keyboard is way too high up for her arms.

I’m a grade 8 level, classically trained (I know I sound like a dick) and I thought exactly the same!! How uncomfortable for her. Anything for the Gram though.

 

[GiggleBee]

I think Isla needs to choose between dance, piano and football. Lets face it, two of those shes only doing to please Sarah anyway.

 

[Mrspowell]

This is exactly what she wants

Proved by the card from her friends! Wtf are they proud of her doing???? Doing what every bleeping Tom dick and Harry do every day?!

 

[RelativelyNormal]

My piano teacher always frowned upon practice on a keyboard.

 

[Unknown5]

Just watched this absolute lunatics stories and reading all your comments I think everyone has pretty much summed her up. I feel desperately sorry for her children. They are both going to run for the hills as soon as they can or have major issues. She’s clearly trying to be ‘relatable for the gram’ but all her oversharing just makes her look a dick because she wastes so much time. And as for sweeping up leaves in this weather - I have no words.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Proved by the card from her friends! Wtf are they proud of her doing???? Doing what every bleeping Tom dick and Harry do every day?!

I bet she bought that card herself

 

[Peachbomb]

I think they can safely drop the piano lessons. That was painful.

 

[skylark13]

I mean, just, WHY? She needs to get off the intranet and get some therapy.

 

[Pushyplumb]

For someone who claims to be into interiors she has made a right pigs ear of that living room. Fake fire place on an interior wall, the laundry basket in the place a fire should be, bookshelves void of any books but what really looks odd is the bright white skirting boards against the green build in cabinets. It just doesn't go at all and just draws your eye to the skirting.

 

[sosticky]

I mean, just, WHY? She needs to get off the intranet and get some therapy.

Don't get me started on the five guys burger with lettuce instead of a bun.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Don't get me started on the five guys burger with lettuce instead of a bun.

I know - as if it’s the bun that makes it unhealthy and adding a sad looking lettuce leaf is going to transform it into a healthy dinner she’s warped.

 

[iLoveNectarines]

Saw this and thought of Sarah

 

[supertickedoff]

For someone who claims to be into interiors she has made a right pigs ear of that living room. Fake fire place on an interior wall, the laundry basket in the place a fire should be, bookshelves void of any books but what really looks odd is the bright white skirting boards against the green build in cabinets. It just doesn't go at all and just draws your eye to the skirting.

Really, what is the point of having all those bookshelves to just put one or two dusty trinkets on, and not a single book in sight?!
And I’m fairly sure that hideous bookshelf she has on the opposite wall also has no books on, plus the shelves in the diner part of the kitchen!

 

[Peachbomb]

Saw this and thought of Sarah

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I got USA in the sweepstake, so I’m doing a Sarah

 

[iLoveNectarines]

I got USA in the sweepstake, so I’m doing a Sarah

Boo, you bleep