Sarah This Mama Life #23 as organised as a black trainer in a white wash!

[Ruby’s mum]

Well fancy that Meels asking for her strawberries whole and not cut. Riveting content as ever. Hope she rang home and got a message out to the navy to inform Dada to make him aware of this exciting development.

Poor kid has probably been laughed at by the other kids for being babied at having her fruit cut up.

 

[Mrspowell]

I have a real issue with her giving Isla ‘low calorie’ snacks - fibre one bars etc. she doesn’t need low calorie versions Ffs she’s a child.

 

[FraggleRock]

I have a real issue with her giving Isla ‘low calorie’ snacks - fibre one bars etc. she doesn’t need low calorie versions Ffs she’s a child.

This! It’s ridiculous giving an 8 year old low calorie anything, she’s clearly passing her issues with food on at such a young age, I will be very surprised if those kids grow up without any issues related to food

 

[Mrspowell]

Even the crisps have low calorie on them. They are expensive and come in small quantities things like that too so there’s no other reason she’s buying them other than her raging eating disorder. Kids don’t need low calorie snacks Sarah

 

[FraggleRock]

Why on earth does this woman talk about the most boring shite on stories, you know full well when she says ‘funny story guys’ it’s anything bleeping but funny or the slightest bit interesting

 

[Peachbomb]

duck me, her sense of humour is dire.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

duck me, her sense of humour is dire.

That story about Lachlan…all that to sneak out of work and get a coffee

 

[GiggleBee]

Surely that story is bullshit? He would have to have looked/been poorly for them to phone up in the first place, then by magic he was all better?!

 

[DeloresBawbag]

I think I’m going to have to boomerang me putting the kettle on while I work from home so I can fill some dots of doom moaning about just how HARD it is for me to see EVERYONE going out for a ‘cheeky Costa,’ while I’m stuck here with my poverty grains.

Seriously who the f@xk has the time in their work day to do that? Drive to a coffee shop when you’re working within a few steps of an actual kitchen? All this I’M SOOOOOO BUSY woe is me haha has really wound me up today.

Editing to add that the story with L is about as close to humour as I am to the moon.

 

[Instasham]

Surely that story is bullshit? He would have to have looked/been poorly for them to phone up in the first place, then by magic he was all better?!

I dunno “mummy’s coming to get you Lachlan” could have been the turnaround

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Surely that story is bullshit? He would have to have looked/been poorly for them to phone up in the first place, then by magic he was all better?!

I thought she was going to say “then they phoned back ha ha ha and said he was feeling better because ha ha ha he did a huge fart ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”.

But no. It was worse.

 

[GiggleBee]

If you are having a bad day, with low self esteem ect, just remember you arent doing lunges in what can only be discribed as a peptabismol coloured hospital gown for likes on instagram at 34 years old!!

 

[skylark13]

JFC she has lost the plot with the pink hospital gown lunges.

 

[Peachbomb]

I honestly thought the caption was going to be about going for a colonoscopy!

 

[Instasham]

Somewhere hot to take the dress you ask… bonfire?

 

[superxo1]

Oh she’s the gift that just keeps on giving!

 

[Cookiepie222]

I came here for the comments, and I wasn’t disappointed

 

[GiggleBee]

All jokes aside though, I do feel someone needs to step in now, her mental health is obviously spiraling.

 

[Peachbomb]

Hospital gown, white handbag and clumpy black shoes?! Not an ounce of style.
And why was she doing lunges?

 

[catgal]

Couldn’t wait to get on here to say what you lot were saying about the lunges!!! Hahahaha omg what the actual duck is she doing, and it’s awful. Looks like a tent!!! Also if you’re that concerned you’ve ‘forgotten’ how to take an IG photo (or just never knew how) why the duck would you put all them up??? Total idiot