Sarah This Mama Life #13 A keyworker she is (K)not, but she is slowly losing the plot.

[GiggleBee]

Why does Isla need a present for being at home?!

 

[GiggleBee]

So odd her mum didnt send the christmas gifts till now? Was she gonna wait and give them to her when they went up next?

Oh god, they're gonna go up and put a tree up in April (or whenever it is they can travel up there) aren't they? Theyll all have their christmas jumpers on and Mummy will make a roast dinner while Sarah and her brothers do the breakfast. Its gonna be so cringy!

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

I just do not get the attraction with the shelf unit my gran had that exact furniture style in her hoUse from
The 70s to late 80s maybe into 1990 at a push and I’d say it was chopped for fire wood ! There were wardrobes and a dressing table to match too and the wardrobes with the little hatch cupboard at the top . They were pretty flimsy too . Not something to pose in front of and call interior style

 

[Beakytoo]

Completely agree with the above comment. I can’t believe how much she is trying (failing) to morph into Hannah Michalak. She’s now doing a Barre class and yogo that Hannah always does. The space themed room for Lachlan just like Graysons, the same bloody colour in her bedroom with the mid century furniture all of which look good in the Michalaks house as it’s an Edwardian house in Bath not a new build on an estate.

She would have been so much better working with the style of the house she has. But of course not she is such a try hard I’ve got so much second hand embarrassment for her. Stop living your life through social media and grow the fuck up.

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

Wouldn't trust Sinbad with the boats in the bath. Sarah would be in the background 'Someone didn't fill the bath properly, someone didn't use the right bubblebath'

*bubblebaff

 

[GPort]

“A photo I’m posting on my husbands pretend insta account because I want us to get more followers and he can become an insta dad and do his own ads like FOD and Lucy Jessica Carter’s husband....hahahahahahahah”

 

[No Time for Bull]

Sarah won’t be happy until she’s in Aberdeen with her parents at her disposal for babysitting and she can try and strike up a friendship with Meldo so she has a popular Instagram buddie.
I totally believe that’s how shallow she is.
That house looked so cosy and very homely until she got her mits on it. That brown furniture is going to clash with a built around fireplace. She’s not got a clue.

 

[superxo1]

Double yellow lines for Rob again this afternoon, and then a mad run to the school like he had forgotten to pick Isla up. Except the fact he was still early

 

[Popper]

Movie night. And she’s sitting with her phone, taking photos of her children, in their jammies and plastering them over the internet. I think she’s missing the point of a family movie night. Put the bloody phone down for once and let your kids enjoy the evening without being photographed and shared with thousands of strangers.

 

[GiggleBee]

Its honestly disgusting shes bleeting on about painting furniture ect while L is stuck at nursery. Even if she spent one Thursday with him a month it would be better than nothing.

 

[Oldlegend]

Can you imagine being married to Sarah control freak impatient boring never satisfied Knott??? Poor Captain Birdseye!!! All he ever gets is sarcasm, passive aggression, nagging and dodgy photos posted on Instagram for all to see. How humiliating for him. I bet there’s not much fun, laughter or even sex going on in that house.

Lol is that you Birdseye?

 

[bobs]

I don't understand the bubble salmon thing. She said she didn't know what Isla was on about. Why didn't she just look at the pictures on the lunch company's website? Just make it yourself. Get the children involved in making it too.

With Sarah’s grasp of cookery though she’d probably try and serve the salmon in a bowl of Krispies and pour milk over She’s so misguided on everything, it’s hilarious

 

[Greendream]

Fuck me shes god awful.
Would rather sit in a car for the 20 mins with Isla so that she can get Lachlan out of the door earlier and get him dropped off at nursery as quick as she can. What the actual fuck.

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

I think they hoovered up the paperclips and staples that fell over ....
No need for her to go in and count.

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

So one of my best friends, is friends with thismamaslife good pal Jess Avey & apparently old Sarah got her extensions refitted on the sly this month during lockdown.

I’d totally forgot she had them, and of course they need to come out or be refitted every few months the ones she has, but what a stupid cow.

Jess has been having her nails done all throughout lockdown too! Not sure how she finds the time when she's so busy socialising in multiple bubbles.

Sarah's Botox injector is obviously adhering to lockdown rules, as she's actually regained some movement in her forehead.

 

[BettyCrocker]

So she has today and Friday off work.

Will Lachlan be at home?

oh he is at home.... he’s at nursery, the place where he spends the majority of his life and the only place he gets love & attention. That is his home.

 

[Pagger]

Sending her love to those who have had a loss.. is she forgetting she has had 1.. or was it 2 miscarriages?

 

[B_ee]

I see Lachlan is missing out on ice creams and time at the beach

Again! How is no one in their family pulling her up on this and where is that useless husband. That poor boy

 

[RubyTuesday39]

“A photo I’m posting on my husbands pretend insta account because I want us to get more followers and he can become an insta dad and do his own ads like FOD and Lucy Jessica Carter’s husband....hahahahahahahah”

The only comment he’s got is from her! Funny how they both say haha

 

[FraggleRock]

She’s now only just checking the school uniform still fits, the day before Isla is back mind you, judging by past photos she probably wouldn’t give a shit if it didn’t fit and she’d send Isla in clothes that are too small