Sarah Burke #70 Liar liar mince on fire,vomits all day but is gaining weight, Keith says she's his mate

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She had a productive mornann cleanaan and now she's bate. Her notion of productive is scraping the arse of a barrel. Can't wait to see how bate teet is when baby arrives ( I hate when she says baby like the medical professionals do and not the baby) because she is going to be sitting on her hole for months after the birth
 
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She'll definitely sleep when baby sleeps
 
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In fairness, at whatever made up gestation it is now, the baby still moves more than Burps
 
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TUSLA are the biggest waste of taxpayers money and should be thrown in the fucking bin where they belong
 
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I'm not putting on any tan on today. I'm just putting instant tan on. That's still fcuken tan you thick. The dirt of the headband and the dirt of her.
Her productive cleaning morning is what others do before or after their full day in work . Lazy lump of lard.
 
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They are going on holidays the outfit choices for that will be interesting
 
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They are going on holidays the outfit choices for that will be interesting
That’s me fucked, if she goes in four weeks that’s my wedding…..nothing will be done I’ll be glued to this car crash in hopes it is reminiscent of upmarket elevenerife though 4 weeks in Sarah time probably means they’re flying out in November
 
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She's recently started following a lot of wedding suppliers in Lanzarote... prob not getting the wedding BA/collabs she wanted so off she goes fishing for them in Lanza
 
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Lol a productive morning and she’s bate from doing basic shit that EVERYONE does I wonder does she know that pregnancy isn’t a disability and some women even work up until 2 weeks beforehand I was in the middle of a curly blowdry when my waters broke ffs! Still waiting on my medal lol
 
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I was in work the day I had my first. He was early.
 
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That brush shes using on her eyebrows has to be the mankiest thing ive seen
 
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Yep and does around a full time job and actually doing stuff with kids they may already have
 
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Get your priorities straight now and postpone your wedding
 
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Well enough to go on hols after multiple hospital stays...she is a joke ...10 days without a drip or a scan ..how will she manage !

Ok I might sound totally crazy but they would hardly be getting married in lanzarote in the next few weeks ...all the pages she is following ! Beats Brian up the aisle ...she knows she won't lose the weight by Dec 2024 so she has the whole baby bump excuse if she does it now .. They will be married when the Scottish baby comes ! Although it would impact her lone parent so maybe not !
 
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