Sarah Burke #54 Not a tear in sight, her eyes are drier than my fanny at the thought of shagging keet

[Beavana]

Sorry gal why would we report that? Coz she’s smelly and a health hazard to employees?


Second hand eyelashes

Health hazard to employees, nearly pissed myself

She's hardly paying for those haircuts Def should be some ad, af or some other shite as she's clearly advertising

 

[I got up at 5am]

Is @thegirlinthepaper firing shots at Burps and Scammen? She is dead right

She’s talking about Sabrina Hill, superstylesabby. She’s on today pretending she had stroke like symptoms yesterday but made a miraculous recovery today. She’s another one lying about illness for attention

 

[Skinner]

She’s talking about Sabrina Hill, superstylesabby. She’s on today pretending she had stroke like symptoms yesterday but made a miraculous recovery today. She’s another one lying about illness for attention

She's probably worse than burbs, she can just spell and articulate her lies and exaggerating better.

 

[MojitoMel]

She’s talking about Sabrina Hill, superstylesabby. She’s on today pretending she had stroke like symptoms yesterday but made a miraculous recovery today. She’s another one lying about illness for attention

Oh and they have old beef with each other

 

[gotstogo]

Oh and they have old beef with each other

Excuse me? What?! She had stroke symptoms but is fine now wtf is with these instahuns....you can't be that desperate for a bit of attention. Though Sarah does seem to prove it's possible

 

[cycleon]

So basically she got fucked out of the commons but has turned it around to make it about the miscarriage?
Also who is the loser that asked her if she liked her red lipstick - obviously she liked it if she bleeping wore it, what kind of absolute no life bastards would ask burp if she liked her lipstick like whoooooooo actually gives a continental duck

beathe in through the nose and out through the mouth… breeeeathe

They were knotted they laughed and laughed

That dress is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on anyone. She never looked so rough and the red lipstick just made her look cheap as chips. Anyone could look good in a black dress but she couldn’t even pull that off. Shocking on her

she’ll have it up on depop next week

What's the gunk in her eyelashes?

It’s keeps gunk, shut we know is ai is off … sorry

 

[Rosie501]

Health hazard to employees, nearly pissed myself

She's hardly paying for those haircuts Def should be some ad, af or some other shite as she's clearly advertising

Advertising would it not be the opposite of? 🫣

 

[#transparency]

How long till Sarah watches Lucy Fitz stories and gets the same little tattoo on her belly

 

[Howareyahun]

Is @thegirlinthepaper firing shots at Burps and Scammen? She is dead right

There'sa dig there at Sabrina Hill with the stroke, she said her migraines were comparable to a stroke. ( can't remember exact words)

 

[Gifted!]

Is @thegirlinthepaper firing shots at Burps and Scammen? She is dead right

Sabrina Hill Kopper Hair salon

 

[Cantstopreading]

Her stenos are shite

 

[ahtisyourself]

Never heard of Lucy before this thread but the poor girl, you can tell she is genuinely heartbroken and is so young too but trying to be mature about what happened to her. None of the dramatic pauses and looking out into the distance that Burp had Her emotions are real and she is being honest

 

[Tammys]

Imagion saying unfortunately you have to go out to 50 odd thousand
And the event is your fellas brothers engagement.lol
She defo has no filter lol
Well besides filtering the shite out of herself.

 

[mygoodgod]

Is she wearing black everytime shes going out because she's in mourning? 3 times this week all in black. She's predicting a meltdown before she goes to the engagement party.

 

[nannyg]

Is she wearing black everytime shes going out because she's in mourning? 3 times this week all in black. She's predicting a meltdown before she goes to the engagement party.

Meltdown ‘cause she has no shiny sparkly diamond on her left hand ring finger…..I predict a night of major hint dropping Keef

 

[Duckyduckduck]

Jesus, another minging dress. Wouldn’t you be thrilled to know Burps didn’t want to go to your engagement party but good to know ‘you wouldn’t miss alcohol’ LIAR!

And Luke off on another sleepover. Is he ever in his own bed? Like, you could get a babysitter in so he wakes up in his own bed…no?

Anyway, Michelle has her Christmas cover shot up showing three personalised stockings over the fireplace - glad to see Luke has one.

 

[loveitloveit]

I feel so sorry for that child
He’s growing up with a typical wan of a mam and will think when he’s older that the only way to have a good time is by going out on the lash in gurrier bars with his family.
She feels guilty is she for real. She dumped that child every opportunity she got and she’s still doing it now.
She’s a disgrace

 

[Mary Mary]

Jesus, another minging dress. Wouldn’t you be thrilled to know Burps didn’t want to go to your engagement party but good to know ‘you wouldn’t miss alcohol’ LIAR!

And Luke off on another sleepover. Is he ever in his own bed? Like, you could get a babysitter in so he wakes up in his own bed…no?

Anyway, Michelle has her Christmas cover shot up showing three personalised stockings over the fireplace - glad to see Luke has one.

You can also see a decoration behind on the tree with three kids on it.. at least it’s nice to know Luke must feel more welcome at his fathers house and not have to compete with a house full of cheap “in memory of” shite that’s constantly in his face at his mothers house

 

[Lucydowl]

That dress she wore needs an iron 🫣🫣

 

[Like_Literally]

Is she wearing black everytime shes going out because she's in mourning? 3 times this week all in black. She's predicting a meltdown before she goes to the engagement party.

I think the black is more that she sees it as "slimming"

That dress she wore needs an iron 🫣🫣

She obviously hasn't got an iron or the skills to use one if she had