Dictionary according to burps -
bodadoe - potatoes
just be - excuse to be a lazy
bleep and do nothing
Obsessed - paid to peddle this
tit
0% wine & beer - allergy to water and soft drinks
The barrs - a football club SHES stalking via Luke so keet can’t run and be free
Car seat - burps doesn’t appear to know this word
Metaformin- metformin
Syns - not her responsibility
Work - make people pay to tell them your own life story like you’re Oprah
PCOS - evaporating soccer ball lumps in ones ovaries
Hyperemesis - plain oul morning sickness and not real HG
Shower gel - the thing she doesn’t use since Brian ran away with it
Nuggies - all keet will eat
BEAUDIFUL - a compliment when something is nice (Sarah claims she and all her tat is this)
Size M - an elusive size of garment which has the ability to expand to XXL on the body
Partner - a man child scheming off you for free rent
Shampoo - the thing you bring to the hairdressers to make them wash your greasy hair
Shein Haul - excessive amounts of unflattering ill sized pieces of fabric thrown on the floor of the “Instagram room” purchased with Luke’s mickey money
followers - accounts on line watching this grade a
tit show from VIP seats
Sonic - her mother
Alpaca - her bizarrely hair styled sister
Luke’s Dad - Brian, the man whom helped create him
Like Burke - the artist formerly known as Luke Buckley
Mortgage - the thing burps has done twice on her HAP assisted house
Wedding - a thing you plan and have 40 hen do’s for but never happens
Wedding band - Burps only Karaoke time
hope I’ve not missed any