Dear Sayrahhh,
Thanks for your letter. The girls in the WhatsApp group have been starved of updates since you've stopped attending sessions. My husband however is glad I no longer have to neck 2 bottles of wine on a Wednesday after hearing your fairy stories. Speaking of wine, I didn't think Keet drank wine but I suppose when it's free in a hotel he does. I see he went for white, red would probably stain the Lego bricks in his mouth.
I hope you are practicing the anger management skills I tried to teach you, but judging by the bauble scandal - probably not. Remember to stay off tattle, though you do say you haven't been on it since "The first day of January, 1892"
It might be advisable to start hiding the shower gel, Saxa and I'd refrain from buying any chicken nuggets in the near future as a precaution.
Your ever suffering counsellor (or counseller as you spell it)