Sarah Burke #24 Karaoke queen crying in the loos, in her boodiful jumpsuit and orthopaedic shoes

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She has 4 or 5classes I think and then online also
I had 3 classes every week (3.30pm, 5.30pm * 7.30pm), had average of 170 to 200 members every week, average take home after SW and tax and room rental was about €400, this was before covid so can't see any consultants having this number now
 
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Surely be to God the uncle would have enough slippers by now!
He probably dreads father's day at this stage 🤣

Now I'm no Carol Vorderman but Sarah must be about 38 and if she started buying slippers for the uncle at 9, this would mean he has had at least 29 pairs of slippers so far in his lifetime. This this blowing my mind.
This slipper talk has made my day 🤣 #itsthelittlethings
 
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I had 3 classes every week (3.30pm, 5.30pm * 7.30pm), had average of 170 to 200 members every week, average take home after SW and tax and room rental was about €400, this was before covid so can't see any consultants having this number now
Ex consultant here too. There's no way any of them are making the money we could make pre-covid. It was already on the downturn.
 
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Ex consultant here too. There's no way any of them are making the money we could make pre-covid. It was already on the downturn.
Can you guesstimate how much would Burp make a week before tax roughly? She does 5 physical classes and online. How much per head would she get?
 
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Ex consultant here too. There's no way any of them are making the money we could make pre-covid. It was already on the downturn.
Exactly, why pay to do a zoom.class when you have to weight yourself at home, also it's not her business, sw pulls all the strings so her 5th anniversary in business is totally BS, it's a franchise you pay into but in my opinion it's a pyramid scheme
 
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No sign of teethring today? He must be still at the fertility specialist. Begging them to stay in their wank room. “Please let me stay here with the plastic cup and the pics of holly on my phone”
Deceased 😂😂
 
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Ah Lads have none of ye ever heard of the famous Cork tradition of buying your uncle fluffy slippers on Mothers Day to support his infertility...and keep on buying them even when he has kids... honestly where were ye got at all...now I'm off to the grave to sprinkle green jellies on it for tomorrow....Mikey how do you spell interpretate again?
 
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For the ex consultants:
What do ye think about sw now?
Do ye think it preys on vulnerable people and their insecurities and encourages disordered eating?
 
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No problem at all it’s worth a try! cut alcohol completely( I’m a total lush, but done it for that 3 months whereas with the 2 miscarriages I was still having few glasses of vino ) ❤ and also read the book “it starts with the egg”…. game changer . I’m a big advocate now for diet vitamins and fertility boosters in smoothies etc - ( google camu camu I used that in smoothie a few mornings a week also ) coq10 in high doses can literally transform egg quality in a few months- fertility clinics or doctors NEVER mention this . Those little changes, and reducing the amounts of toxins ( natural deodorant and one or two other small changes) can only help ! Also the acupuncturist advised as soon as get positive pregnancy test to just rest ( which i wasnt doing prior, keep feet warm all the time during first 12 weeks and no super cold foods - nice warm nourishing soups etc ! ( sorry i sound like a total nut but she was literally a fertility genius and gets brilliant results ! Xxxxx
Agree with everything you've said here. For some reason the fertility clinics never advise for all the individual suppliments. I've done the research myself. My main ones were Coq10, L'arginine, fish oils, Vit D. Regards to the toxins I attended a workshop with a doctor who specialises in these things and how it effects your endocrine system and the effect on your fertility. It's also worth getting the app Yuka. You can scan barcodes while out shopping and it tells you how good or bad the product is for toxins. Even small changes in your diet and products can help.
 
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Can you guesstimate how much would Burp make a week before tax roughly? She does 5 physical classes and online. How much per head would she get?
it depends how many members are going through each group. The maximum amount you take is 50% of fee. It's €10 now so she would get a max of €5 per member, but she then has to.pay tax & vat on this.
The minimum you can earn is 25% of each member so if member pays €10 consultant get €2.50.
It all very much depends on reaching target numbers through each session to get better percentage but 50% is maximum

For the ex consultants:
What do ye think about sw now?
Do ye think it preys on vulnerable people and their insecurities and encourages disordered eating?
I think most consultants do the best they can for the members, but the company pushes for more & more. It ultimately takes your focus off "people" and makes you focus on numbers more.
Slimming World the company only care about money, not members
 
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Can you guesstimate how much would Burp make a week before tax roughly? She does 5 physical classes and online. How much per head would she get?
All depends on the numbers attending, if ahe has 50 members per class ar €10 per person is €500, sw will take half of it and she gets other half that before tax and room rental
 
No problem at all it’s worth a try! cut alcohol completely( I’m a total lush, but done it for that 3 months whereas with the 2 miscarriages I was still having few glasses of vino ) ❤ and also read the book “it starts with the egg”…. game changer . I’m a big advocate now for diet vitamins and fertility boosters in smoothies etc - ( google camu camu I used that in smoothie a few mornings a week also ) coq10 in high doses can literally transform egg quality in a few months- fertility clinics or doctors NEVER mention this . Those little changes, and reducing the amounts of toxins ( natural deodorant and one or two other small changes) can only help ! Also the acupuncturist advised as soon as get positive pregnancy test to just rest ( which i wasnt doing prior, keep feet warm all the time during first 12 weeks and no super cold foods - nice warm nourishing soups etc ! ( sorry i sound like a total nut but she was literally a fertility genius and gets brilliant results ! Xxxxx

Wow so much information 🤩 thank you so much 🤩 I don’t drink alcohol , me and alcohol are not friends 🤦🏻‍♀️ It makes me so sick regardless of if I drink 1 or 100 🤣 I haven’t tried the acupuncture but I’m going to book in with someone for this 🙏🏻 I’ve been having reflexology for a couple of years now and I think it has helped a lot as before I started that I wasn’t naturally having a period and hadn’t for many years and I parent get a period now naturally without using medication to bring one on 👏🏻 It’s still not regular but it’s a positive at least 🙏🏻 It’s just honestly so heartbreaking 💔 you get a positive test and you think this is it it’s going to stick this time and just as your letting yourself get a tiny bit excited the bomb drops , it’s very difficult then to keep calm the next time you get a positive and you know it’s really important to keep stress at bay but for me it’s almost impossible to do that because I’m waiting for the inevitable, it’s a double edged sword but I do have faith that I’ll get my much longed for bundle of joy , my clinic is brilliant and I’m determined not to give up ❤
 
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it depends how many members are going through each group. The maximum amount you take is 50% of fee. It's €10 now so she would get a max of €5 per member, but she then has to.pay tax & vat on this.
The minimum you can earn is 25% of each member so if member pays €10 consultant get €2.50.
It all very much depends on reaching target numbers through each session to get better percentage but 50% is maximum


I think most consultants do the best they can for the members, but the company pushes for more & more. It ultimately takes your focus off "people" and makes you focus on numbers more.
Slimming World the company only care about money, not members
Any of sars members here can give us an idea of how many go to class
 
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It's a few years since I was in her group but there were around 40 at the time in our session. There are huge spikes in January too though which die down a week or two later.
 
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She'll be looking for Brian to donate some sperm soon as Keith is refusing to get his semen quality checked
Why does this not surprise me one bit - he actually looks and acts the type that thinks there couldn’t possibly be anything wrong with his little jockey! Not getting his baby juice tested won’t go down well with our Sars!

It's a few years since I was in her group but there were around 40 at the time in our session. There are huge spikes in January too though which die down a week or two later.

Also not gonna lie, if I lived in her area I’d be at her class 52 weeks a year, I actually just couldn’t miss that weekly in person car crash - I’d probably pay double the weigh in fee to be honest, just to see her slither around the fact that she’s driving it on but is nearly back to 22 stone or whatever she was!
 
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For the ex consultants:
What do ye think about sw now?
Do ye think it preys on vulnerable people and their insecurities and encourages disordered eating?
I still follow the sw plan without a group but just the basics of eating meat n veg which would have been normal when i was grown up and my mother was making our meals..their is so many people with psychological issues relating to food and why they may overeat which sw consultants are not trained in, you do hear some awful stories from people which are heartbreaking. some SW consultants will have empathy for those type of people but unfortunately the majority of consultants see € signs. It's very hard to stand in front of a group of people and preach about sw plan when you don't follow it yourself, I'd never go to a sw group if consultant is over weight and in 12 years that I've followed sw plan I've got my goal weight and maintained with a scale figure I'm happy with.
 
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