Sallie Axl #60 Hoe on the snow in the Chateu

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Sorroto

Bibi and the Albanian mafia

Space raider head

The Kent four

Eggs and aromat

The Dubai balcony incident

Taking about 10 planes to get to a destination cus it's cheaper

She's had some adventures or Sal Val

 

[Tracy Beaker]

For old times sake!!

It’s the ‘aRibaaaaaAAaaaAaaaa’ Sounds like she’s falling down a drain

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

The incident with the camel was a good one.

 

[wiganuser]

She was the gift that kept on giving

The wakey apartment era was the best. Pretending she owned the flat by showing the landlords mortgage pack. The 5am jogs with the Filipino mate from the sunbed shop.

Wakey all stemmed from that ryan ungi threatening her so she shat it and legged it over there

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Has it really been a year since she licked a frog

 

[the_moonins]

Imagine choosing to spend your Christmas pretending to be a DJ on an instagram live to 24 people on Boxing Day, rather than be with your own children

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Sal definately wrote this. Illiterate fuck

 

[tete]

Banged Up Abroad: Lyra left Tulum with a kilo of sniff up her bum

 

[Demilee124]

Soft launch of Sal 2.0

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hilarious she tries to make herself sound more interesting with Sallie Rose or Sallie Valentina and Axl when her name is SALLY WATERHOUSE. Her real name sounds like a character off Corrie

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Why does she have a piece of green gauze over her head like Mother Mary?
Why is it 52 mins long?
Why has my husband said “She has alrite tits tho?”

 

[henriettadubois2]

Pelmets and bunkbeds, ratt gerls and Ged. Please come back Sallie, its like yous were dead!

 

[Weezaweeza]

I miss her too! Hopefully she’s back in the uk to make all our dreams come true and give us the rrrrrat girrrrl summer we all deserve

 

[bubblebuttt4]

The Dubai loubs to pound shoes in 24 hours but please tell me I’m not imagining a broken hand and the X-ray was from a Google search?

 

[henriettadubois2]

Is this some kind of JOKE?!
One of his nostrils has collapsed

 

[MustardCactus]

Everyone keep our fingers crossed that Sal is the project manager

 

[whyhellothere83]

This has got to be up there with my top Val moments
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A tour of India. I cannot stop laughing

 

[Lonewolf]

Who's she hiding from now?

Her kids ...

 

[geordiegirl]

This is our Val isn’t it?

 

[Weezaweeza]

Come on sal we miss you!!

We miss you Val!!!

 

[Anna Delvey]

You can create stickers on iPhones now and it’ll take a person or animal or whatever and you can add it to any background. This legit looks like what she’s done

Also why has she not got no shadow
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After looking at that pic again I can’t help but laugh at how pathetic this woman is. Making fake photos to pretend ya daughters with you. Uploading old footage on NYE to pretend just admit Sal, you’re a shit mum, you abandoned your two girls over the Xmas period so you could get coked up and pretend you’re a DJ!
You are nothing but a slag! A worthless slag! Your kids deserve better than you. You are literal scum and you’ll never amount to anything but a washed up celebrity who’s with some fat cunt of a drug dealer pretending to be in love so you can flash ya gash in Tulum for a bit.

stop making fake photos and let’s just finally admit your a cunt of a mum and you don’t deserve kids.

absolutely pathetic