Sallie Axl #58 Boiled egg in a wig, top DJ 24 at my gig

[Queenie Pop]

Every kids dream, sitting around a pool all day listening to shit trance music. Whilst their mum contorts her choc ice bod and takes selfie after selfie whilst constantly browsing for inspirational quotes to make sure everyone knows how fantastic her life is, instead of actually having a fantastic life

she might as well be anywhere with them. I bet the enabler is taking them out seeing the actual country they’re in

 

[Abzzzzz212]

A plain white or black bouncy castle seriously ? For her kids ducking birthday , al for the gram aren’t you Sal hun
Couldn’t give a flying fuck about what your kid wants aslong as it looks good for the gram
You absolute top fucking bell wiff
Knock me sick

 

[pussygolightly]

Just going to leave this here …

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Can't believe she's kept that wig for so long. So bored of it

I wanna see a Britney style meltdown where she shaves it off while sniffing aromat on instagram live

 

[Ashfox]

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I don’t think your mum was surprised by your brother Val - she had 9 months to get used to the idea…

I’ll get my coat x

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Scruffy cow going out for dinner dressed like that.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

I can’t stand people like them who say the whole world is a conspiracy when they are just too thick to make sense of things

They believe anything as long as it’s an alternative from the truth. It gives them a false sense of intelligence thinking they know stuff others don’t when in reality others don’t believe it as they aren’t stupid conspiracy theorists.

 

[Sunsetlass]

She had kids in hope it would make the men she had them with, stay with her. Now they’ve fucked her off, she’s fucked the kids/accessories off . They are better off without her.

I see that the sunglasses empire is funding her lifestyle. Those Glastonbury sales must have really set her up for life 🥸

Free Vegas!

 

[pussygolightly]

People of Egypt… lock up your camels .. our Vals on the way again

 

[Weezaweeza]

My heart actually jumped into my mouth on that last story when I thought we were getting an ARRRRRRRIBBBAAAAAA. Sadly it was just an ARRRRIANNNNAAA YES YES YES. Her accent is fucking mental!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I actually think she'll look a million times better without the lips

Bullshit she is We’ve heard that shit before and she pumped her ballbag mouth up again

 

[pussygolightly]

All she’s done this holiday is face fuck the camera and force her kids into saying how good the holiday was .. it was shit and she’s a shit mother .. no kid ever would enjoy being in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a Sal , the enabler and a brother that’s probably on a register

 

[Sunsetlass]

Can someone pls send the god damn warts picture pls

 

[FruityTooty]

Tattle never forgets. And if what she’s posted the last few years is raving then I’ll eat my own foot. She has no idea what a real rave is. Pathetic woman.

Oh and anyone that has to say ‘they’re so happy right now’ usually aren’t.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Her “pal” for the evening has a touch of the baxel bean about her

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What does she think she looks like

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Val is having a meltdown…

What does "I'm a girl who provides like a man" mean?

Asking for my husband who has the audacity to expect that I also spend my wages on keeping our family alive.

 

[pussygolightly]

If she ever goes missing, no one will ever find her … because she looks absolutely nothing like this in reality! You can tell she’s so insecure about her looks !!!

 

[MustardCactus]

her best friend who doesn’t even acknowledge her existence

 

[Skinny]

Her eyeballs are disappearing.

I miss Tulum, the good old days. Poly relationships and menty b’s x

 

[Fat-tits]

No tailored silver Balenciaga dress