Sallie Axl #56 stuck in bed still rough as a dog, it's never her fault let's blame the frog 🐸

[hayezmysteries]

She’s tagged herself as being at the Hard Rock Marbella now

 

[QueenBarb2]

Got a feeling this is meant to be in the Hambeasts thread?

Oops

 

[Lyla001]

I find those only fans pics so sad, you can see what a presume is her c-section scars, she’s there on Mother’s Day promoting “come and see whats up my arse” as a mother!!!! On Mother’s Day!!! In another country to her children.
BTW absolutely not saying anything bad about c-section scars, proud owner of one myself, it’s just that reminder that she is a mum and to see her behaviour it’s just shocking!!!

Totally agree. Well in Sals case, her scars are the only indication that she is a mother . Nothing else. Those poor girls.

 

[pussygolightly]

Not gonna lie i was hoping the frog was going to give her a taste of her own medicine

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I wonder if her so called mates secretly call her stabby Sal

 

[MustardCactus]

I think it’s her eldest daughter. I’m sure she must be 13/14 by now. She’s stunning!

 

[Piff paff puff]

Plot twist it wasn’t a goldfish in a bag it was a frog soaking in his potent magic juices

Yes, that's it, she was supposed to marinate it, let it stew in its juices in the fridge overnight. Alas it was probably like one of those salad tomatoes, flavourless, she should have got a proper one from the rainforests of Tulum or i could have sent her one from beneath the manhole cover in my garden

 

[Rothsey]

I think she’s blocked me I can’t find her on my insta or my burner accounts
Bitch

 

[Weezaweeza]

She also has tattooed across her shoulders ‘Let your tongue finish what your fingers started’

Pure class that one!

does she really??!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

So the afterlife robot has fucked her off now so she’s after a replacement. Just leave the whole robot species alone Val they’re not interested

Cost of living crisis babe, she has had to downgrade to a more affordable robot

 

[Fat-tits]

She's a stinker

 

[Lizzie23]

Has she bought a job lot of dodgy wigs ? She looks a right part
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*prat

I defo think it's those plastic, fire hazard monstrosities off of tiktok. Between them and the plastic bikers jacket, if she walks really fast she'll have to walk with her arms straight out or she self combust with heat friction

 

[KittyKat1988]

So the baby is her youngest I'm guessing?? Why pretend she was there it's a school day
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Also there's no way that coke head had a nap, she's buzzing like a bumble bee

 

[Fat-tits]

She's on the hunt for a new sugar daddy, ramping up the content now. What happened to Shane/Dane?

 

[80hs]

Where’s the car??? Imagine if the robot is driving it

 

[Mrsoreilly]

Why does she think people want to see her arse?

 

[Fat-tits]

Her old wrinklies cancelled on her, gutted for you sal

 

[gigi_93]

OMG i hope she goes and you can be our spy in the wild Wear a frog mask please

tbh she won’t stand out in Miami. Everyone in the city at least has a fake arse and a choc ice body. She won’t be getting in anyway unless she’s vaxxed or spends two weeks in Mexico first

 

[laughing]

Drug running I think

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Honestly these comedy boobs are getting ridiculous now

 

[Rothsey]

@Keera had a cracking suggestion for the next thread title

The robots already seen her OF and politely declined

If one of you clever fuckers could make that fit with donkey punch i would love you forever

I second that,Donkey punches, robots and frogs oh my!!! They need to be all in