It was a SCAMbo probably used slug juiceShould we assume that Kambo doesn’t work
It was a SCAMbo probably used slug juiceShould we assume that Kambo doesn’t work
the drugs don’t work they just make things worseShould we assume that Kambo doesn’t work
And completely botchedYou definitely don’t have gorgeous titties val .. saggy AF .. yes
That's what I thought. There's absolutely no way otherwise.Is that Vogue edition one of the ones you pay to go on the cover?
So Val went to see Coldplay for her youngest’s bday in a box at Wembley (shite set up for a 6 year old) with HHPT, their kids and then one of Val’s gay for pay mates. Val was so drunk, snogging her mate, gurning her tits off in selfies in the toilet. We were all cringing, so god knows how her mum & HHPT must of felt and then after that - they unfollowed each other, Sal put loads of quote posts about being an independent boss witch etc. etc.I haven’t been on here in MONTHS, as Sal’s been so boring. So I’ve completely missed when she fell out with her. What’s the tea?
poor frogs probably dead after sucking all the drugs she took in TalumShould we assume that Kambo doesn’t work
She is her sister inlaw isn’t she? (Well her brothers girlfriend)So Val went to see Coldplay for her youngest’s bday in a box at Wembley (shite set up for a 6 year old) with HHPT, their kids and then one of Val’s gay for pay mates. Val was so drunk, snogging her mate, gurning her tits off in selfies in the toilet. We were all cringing, so god knows how her mum & HHPT must of felt and then after that - they unfollowed each other, Sal put loads of quote posts about being an independent boss witch etc. etc.
Hope I did that justice
FAO Happy Healthy PT, come spill the tea babes
So Val went to see Coldplay for her youngest’s bday in a box at Wembley (shite set up for a 6 year old) with HHPT, their kids and then one of Val’s gay for pay mates. Val was so drunk, snogging her mate, gurning her tits off in selfies in the toilet. We were all cringing, so god knows how her mum & HHPT must of felt and then after that - they unfollowed each other, Sal put loads of quote posts about being an independent boss witch etc. etc.
Hope I did that justice
FAO Happy Healthy PT, come spill the tea babes
and you know you’ll never see your kids againthe drugs don’t work they just make things worse
Def looked like they were brassing it up. It's crazy how she lovebombs all her friends on insta and then you never see or hear of them again without any explanation apart from passive aggressive memesRemember that time she took HHPT to London with her? Had her dressed up in cheap matching satin underwear posing for her stories, two of them together in a cheap hotel. That was a weird one when Val was laughing about it later and HHPT was saying things like "well that certainly opened my eyes at the weekend."
Wonder if they spilled the London dirt on eachother when the brother and her broke up...although no idea if they are back together.