Sallie Axl #55 Ghislane Axl ✌ it's a Vibe. Old crabstick Val and her teenage tribe...

[Shamelesshorse]

Clearly Mafia Kermit sent one of his henchmen to ruin Sal's life...

On that note...after another laugh react spree, I'm putting myself on a tattle ban becuase I've got an assignment due in at midday. Although, if I don't get it in on time, I guess I could blame my dog who licked my leg yesterday after I got out of the shower (she's a weirdo). Have lots of laughs waiting for me this evening please and thanks in advance.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Tbf someone mentioned her filler has probably caused an infection. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the case.

Or maybe the frog DMed the girl doing sals filler and told her to inject her with frog juice instead

Either way, Sallie has her mummy to help her out 🥹🫶

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Thread suggestion; Kissed a frog but didn’t get a prince time to admit Sal you’ve been rinsed

 

[Salsausagelips]

All we need to top this off is the 5am club. Come on val you can do it.
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Footage of evil frog emailing the police to stitch her up over the car

Stop it hahahhahahahhaaha

 

[QueenBarb2]

This is deffo how it’s gone down:

Frog hired by Egyptian Camel to finish Axl off after the drama she brought to that Camel and it’s family on her Nile Cruise

Frog followed her to ColdPlay @ Wembley and spat small deposits of frog juice in her drinks all night whilst successfully becoming part of the “girl gang”

Frog then started on working closer to home and ended up helping Lisa to look after Sallies kids on weekends, no one suspected that it was about to start off a cunning plan months later which started with pushing Axl off a hover board and reporting her car for no insurance

 

[Salsausagelips]

This is deffo how it’s gone down:

Frog hired by Egyptian Camel to finish Axl off after the drama she brought to that Camel and it’s family on her Nile Cruise

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Frog followed her to ColdPlay @ Wembley and spat small deposits of frog juice in her drinks all night whilst successfully becoming part of the “girl gang”

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Frog then started on working closer to home and ended up helping Lisa to look after Sallies kids on weekends, no one suspected that it was about to start off a cunning plan months later which started with pushing Axl off a hover board and reporting her car for no insurance

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I think happy healthy club has a voodoo doll

 

[Goodbye!]

Meddling old frog made her ill, and been sending emails to the old bill

 

[Stripper Vicar]

This is deffo how it’s gone down:

Frog hired by Egyptian Camel to finish Axl off after the drama she brought to that Camel and it’s family on her Nile Cruise

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Frog followed her to ColdPlay @ Wembley and spat small deposits of frog juice in her drinks all night whilst successfully becoming part of the “girl gang”

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Frog then started on working closer to home and ended up helping Lisa to look after Sallies kids on weekends, no one suspected that it was about to start off a cunning plan months later which started with pushing Axl off a hover board and reporting her car for no insurance

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Barb i bloody love your visual scripts

 

[Sally Bright]

I occasionally look at her stories. So am I getting this right she is blaming a frog for all her troubles and health matters. I remember her sprouting about how good she il feel after the frog juice. Well it obviously didn’t work out for her. A frog is her arch nemesis. as for the comments about thankfully her mam is there, it’s a pity her children can’t say the same about her.

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

Rat gerls, you are the absolute best! Val's thread is always a scream but you've outdone yourselves over the past day!!

 

[the_moonins]

A frog made the police take her car off her I’ve heard it all now!!

The day she grows up and starts taking responsibility for the choices she makes is the day when things will start changing for the better for her. She’s making crappy decision after crappy decision, and then excuse after excuse….blaming every one and every thing for what happens in her life.

She’s in exactly the same situation as she was when I first followed her 3-4 years ago… no friends, no job, no kids, still living in a rental (nothing wrong with this… except she’s banged on about buying a house and earning £17k a month), no relationship and now again no car! I don’t understand how she gets up every day and kids herself that she’s doing really well snd “soy much better”.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Frog giving you enough of a rest to wank over robots with your bionic arm eh Sal? bleeping head

 

[CuppaTeanotcoffee]

Lol just seen her story on Insta. bleeping Kambo?!! Wtf!!

 

[GossipingWitch]

Clearly Mafia Kermit sent one of his henchmen to ruin Sal's life...
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On that note...after another laugh react spree, I'm putting myself on a tattle ban becuase I've got an assignment due in at midday. Although, if I don't get it in on time, I guess I could blame my dog who licked my leg yesterday after I got out of the shower (she's a weirdo). Have lots of laughs waiting for me this evening please and thanks in advance.

Cartel Kermit

 

[Stripper Vicar]

New thread

Sallie Axl #56 stuck in bed still rough as a dog, it's never her fault let's blame the frog 🐸

Well done to @KittyKat1988 Old Sal is soyyy ill and is having the worse luck and its all the damn frogs fault !!!

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