Sallie Axl #54 Boobs hanging out & getting drunk, now the vegan’s straddling a poor elephant's trunk

[Cady1954]

She’s giving me the vibe she’s dying to kiss these girls but they’re having non of it are they. I’m honestly not surprised they deffo have a group chat not involving her. Sallie saville.

Operation Tuebrook

 

[Salsausagelips]

Are we all TULUM ready ???????

 

[QueenBarb2]

She looks like she smells like a microwaved week old kebab.

She’s running with this new sex pest image she’s got going on isn’t she

I bet her piss is illuminous green with bits in it, absolute screb

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

I bet she’s secretly a bit pissed off at this new role of hers. She probably thought she’d be seen as an equal. In her head she probably thought she was the same as them. Instead they all think she’s old enough to be their mum and that’s her now. Not even older sister. Mummy!

 

[silent.movie]

It's a vibe

 

[Lyla001]

Fuckin hell Sal youve pulled some stunts in yer time hun but your new mates calling you 'MOMMY' is a fuckin new low you absolute tramp. You dont look after your own kids as well as these fuckers youve just met!

 

[Fat-tits]

Bet these new mates can’t wait to visit her flat in Tuebrook

You can stay at mine babies, I've got bunkbeds

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Her life gives me pure anxiety

 

[Halfbaked]

In her last few videos she is absolutely off her nut, at one point her “mate” calls her name and she can’t even focus! I don’t know how to record it but someone should for our art Valerry of states she’s in. But she’s unlocked some new shouty rave noises

1) BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP ( not to be confused with a Brap)
2) the commonly used AYEEEEEE, however the 2023 version is “AYEEEEEEE AYARGHHH”
3) followed shortly by a “do do do”

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Ghislaine Salville Axl doesnt need sleep - "BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP AYEEEEEEE AYARGHHH do do do" constipated sheep

with credit to @Lizzie23 as well as @Queenie Pop

 

[TheInformant]

She’s defo lied about her age to her new mates hasn’t she

Oh for sure, a classic groomer:

"Quick Nutella, take one of these.. but don't tell your mam you got it from me"

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Ngl, excited for Tulum.

I hope polyamorous Sal makes an appearance

 

[Lizzie23]

The little mini raves on the beach, I have had more riveting fun defluffing the filter in my tumble dryer. Remember raves with trainers and comfies on not your fanny hanging out and obligatory brasses humping your leg.

 

[TheInformant]

Sal Pill Head Axl slithering around while her mate is pouring water on her and she’s gurning her chops off

Stay hydrated babes

(Source @anahiizali - if you need a laugh)

if Les Dawson did ket....

 

[Sour Pickle]

But really, where are these boots from? Shoe Express? What’s that hair? Looks like someone made a wig out of a highland cow.

 

[FruityTooty]

It's an utter car crash isn't it. I'm ashamed for her. She has absolutely no idea how to play things does she.

Admittedly, I'm an ancient river - and I'm still partial to a little drum & bass night here & there. The kids you meet at raves are ace, but they're not my mates. Yes I'll add them on insta and they love asking questions about rave days gone by - but I'm always in full Mum mode & make sure they message me to say they got home safely etc. I'm fucking ancient, why would I want to stand beside them and pretend like I'm on their level. I'm simply not.

Ghislaine Axl - learn to know where the line is. And I don't mean the line of coke

 

[Halfbaked]

Can someone with some tech talent please pull us a Tulum Bingo card together?!

i am willing to spend more of my working day ammending/adding to this tomorrow or if anyone wants to ammend before then go ahead - dam forgot to add she's also a DJ

 

[JE172]

I would have thought Salbeneezer Goode would know all about shamen

 

[Cilla Slack]

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But really, what is this face ??? Hahah

Smelt her 3 day old tuna canoe?

Got too close to that ket wigg?

Nose like a Johnson's earbud.

 

[Viewer123]

I don’t even get why she pretends to order things and then says they are lost! How long has that balenciaga tinfoil dress taken to be altered. Just get yourself down primark and order off shein Sal…..literally nobody cares how much money you’ve spent on clothes when you’ve got a personality and attitude like yours…selfish…desperate….jealous….delusional.

 

[Madaboutdeltics]

Sal always wanted to be a top celebrity....Well here you go ...