RuEvenReal
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Tina Gurner
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Queenie Pop
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must be what swaying solidly for 20 hours a day, for 7 days does to your figure
She’s even grown the Tash
TheInformant
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Careful going through customs Sal, they'll have those 'Prado' boots seized before you can say your first 'Ariiiiiiiiba'...
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Madaboutdeltics
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"Sals in TULUM with Rod Hulls hair
Forgot her filters so her body is square "
"Sals in TULUM with Rod Hulls hair
Forgot her filters so her body is square "
Dot_Cotton
Chatty Member
I miss the days in the Wakey flat. Remember her going on runs in the morning and filming herself on the park gym equipment
noseyparkerr22
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That dickheads version of a “sharman”
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LeBlonde
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I genuinely can’t think of anything worse, than a never ending party. Especially when you’re a mum.
We all partied when we were young, but now, even after dinner and a few drinks with the girls, I’m so glad to get home to my bed, and my babies. Nothing better than cuddling them the next morning when you wake up, and being back in mum mode.
Imagine being on the other side of the world from your children, full of drugs, surrounded by strangers, no break from the party. No familiar friends or partner around you to help soothe the crippling fear when it rears its head. It’s honestly my worst nightmare. And old rotten crotch thinks this is a flex.
And why does she keep pretending she’s staying in some private villa when its basically like a youth hostel??
And what was she like writhing around beside those decks like she was on a bad porno shoot? I’m so embarrassed for her. My cheeks were actually red watching it!
She’s an absolute riddy.
We all partied when we were young, but now, even after dinner and a few drinks with the girls, I’m so glad to get home to my bed, and my babies. Nothing better than cuddling them the next morning when you wake up, and being back in mum mode.
Imagine being on the other side of the world from your children, full of drugs, surrounded by strangers, no break from the party. No familiar friends or partner around you to help soothe the crippling fear when it rears its head. It’s honestly my worst nightmare. And old rotten crotch thinks this is a flex.
And why does she keep pretending she’s staying in some private villa when its basically like a youth hostel??
And what was she like writhing around beside those decks like she was on a bad porno shoot? I’m so embarrassed for her. My cheeks were actually red watching it!
She’s an absolute riddy.
Stripper Vicar
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I spy her manky sliders
ngh
Active member
eek I know Ana, she went to school with my friends bf so she’s 24/25! she was studying law at Aberdeen uni but dropped out to become a brass/sugar baby as rumour has it, which I believe as her parents are well off but not that wealthy to fund her travels for all these years
If Elton & Ozzy had a love child.
Quarrantinemadness
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Hope that bloke is there again, the one she fell in love with when she was going through her “I’m polyamourous” stage. Then she had a flid when he was shagging other girls 
Cilla Slack
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That horrible noise when your cat's on heat and the vet appointment can't come soon enough.
Ashfox
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We’re off to an Annie Mac rave that finishes Before Midnight… absolute bliss! Coats check, seats & great music & carriages by 11:30When I was younger and crazier I used to take coke regularly on nights out, and it did keep me going while in Ibiza for example on about 1-2 hrs sleep a night for a weekand yes thinking back it makes me cringe how dangerous it was
Unlike Sal I grew up and left all that to the teenagers
Older & wiser - I like a good night buts it’s so so different to those younger crazier nights - now my body refuses to cooperate with any kind of reasonable recovery time even after a glass of vino!
Even adidas have memory foam insoles now!
Salsausagelips
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She’s giving me the vibe she’s dying to kiss these girls but they’re having non of it are they. I’m honestly not surprised they deffo have a group chat not involving her. Sallie saville.
Fat-tits
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Lisa was with a rasta many moons ago, they looked really happy and no doubt Sal ruined that for her. He had a daughter and their kids were roughly the same age. Sal did at one point say she was mixed race and said her step dad was her dad, when in fact both her parents are white. She's an absolute nut job, been following her for years and she's gotten worse every year, bring on 2023 rat guuuuurrls!
off for a WELL DESERVED rest in the laundry basket in the sky 
Cilla Slack
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I am sooooooy glad you mentioned the Solo Cats twat, because I was biting me tongue about saying something! According to someone very close to me (being careful here) he was the one who gave her the name Sallie Paxo 'cos she likes a good stuffing.
Cheddar Chalpupa
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She's clearly a drug addict at this point, I've done the Fri-Sat-Sun sessions when younger and then spent all day Monday crying at my desk. The only way to not experience the come down is to never come down. She's an absolute mess.
Sir John Elton
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Got boring this Tulum stuff now hasn’t it , I just want the menty b in tuebrook towers now