Sallie Axl #53 Flying business class like she's high class totty, when Sals Actually in Dubai to be a porta

[Stripper Vicar]

She doesn’t even go to the jungle she hangs around bad parties trying to get invited to an orgy

 

[pussygolightly]

Is that for her oldest kid ?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Obsessed with cosplay Sal. Who knew she had so many sides to her!

She was looking for a new target market, cosplay nerds

She has probably met someone who is into it so she has tried to make out she is too, like surfer Sal & polyamorous Sal

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

She's constantly ill, sorry i'll, because she snorts coke and sucks cock pretty much 24/7.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

One of her fake ‘besties’ will have mentioned she’s going skiing.

Val’s that desperate she’s booked skiiing lessons so she can gatecrash. So desperate and lonely at the moment isn’t she

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

I’ve put together my own playlists on Spotify so I’m gona ask admin if I can change my name to DJ QM
She’s been so many different things this year! I couldn’t be arsed, would give me a headache keep going from one thing to another

 

[FruityTooty]

A pushchair for a six year old.
I took my three year old to Thailand, Cambodia and Laos for 6 weeks and didn't take a pushchair. What is she even on about?

 

[pussygolightly]

It’s called a come down val

 

[allinadayzz]

I just could not imagine fucking off 5-6 times a year or whatever on these holidays missing out on my kids as much as she does ! She had them removed from her care due to drug taking drinking etc wouldn’t you think she would want to be with her kids as much as she possibly can now she has access to them again!! I just can not get my head around the amount of time she spends away from them living her best life !!!

 

[Cilla Slack]

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As someone who has travelled all over the world she’s a proper fantasist isn’t she!

Oh here she is, Judith Chalmers on crack.

 

[Salsausagelips]

If that child is not with her then she needs MAJOR SERIOUS HELP. Like not funny help.


Also. If the child is with her but she’s purposely placing child objects to prove a child is with her she also has problems. Lost cause really.

 

[FruityTooty]

Sal -we get that you want to prove to us that you're alone with your kid and that you're not a materialistic, shallow mother; except you're never off your phone and clearly spending your time reading here. Put your phone in your bag love and have some QT with her.

 

[TheInformant]

I find it bizarre that she was planning to do a dedicated travel safety video after "her phone got tracked" at the airport. Meanwhile she's showing her hotel, the exact room she's in, the dusty outfit she's wearing, and broadcasting it live to anyone with a smartphone.

Babes, the 'kidnappers' can find your location from an Instagram Live. And probably smell your whiffy minge from 300ft.

 

[Cilla Slack]

The "lunch inbetween meetings" always sends me

Meetings with herself in the gym mirrors, the biff.

 

[henriettadubois2]

Did Sal get an A in GCSE Giograpee?

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

I wonder what she did

Probably too busy eye fucking herself and hit a wall

 

[Salsausagelips]

Just reading the first 2 reviews of this place I wouldn’t go there

I’m raging. I really hope you read this sally. You are a disgrace and you portray EVERYTHING THATS WRONG IN THIS WORLD. Animal lover my fuxking arse!!!!

Also writhing around in the elephant water/any pool water is not a bath. Get some soap and shampoo on yourself you smelly tramp

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Imagine going to Dubai…

For a few measley days…

Alone…

To hang out in your hotel room watching netflix

 

[Anna Delvey]

Meetings with her many personalities

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Curfew you thick , illiterate b**ch

The same cartel she made a porno with She don’t half chat some shit