Sallie Axl #52 Vegas had a better birthday than Val

[The Discombobulator]

What the duck is this dance she keeps doing in every story?

 

[Cilla Slack]

Get on Max Wall, there.

 

[Salsausagelips]

She’s so cringe isn’t she. I watch her through my fingers

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I miss the sallie spoof insta

 

[Halfbaked]

Toras story has this 1 booted dance

 

[SC1990]

Toras story has this 1 booted dance

What in the student accommodation is that place??

 

[Anna Delvey]

Omg what a bleeping tit hole

 

[Viewer123]

Has she got her balenciaga dress back yet from having the alterations? When’s she saving that for? Her comeback DJ gig? The opening of her new business? The twelfth of never? In fairness to val the posts a nightmare from AliExpress lately

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

That Tora looks like she’s a proper model on her insta?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Has she got her balenciaga dress back yet from having the alterations? When’s she saving that for? Her comeback DJ gig? The opening of her new business? The twelfth of never? In fairness to val the posts a nightmare from AliExpress lately

The unveiling of the bunk beds

 

[dumdums83]

bleeping hell, every time I come on our sals page she has a new face, don’t follow her much cause she’s boring as duck. Has she got those girls back yet? Or even just for the half term, or has she fucked off on holiday again?

 

[Lonewolf]

Has she got her balenciaga dress back yet from having the alterations? When’s she saving that for? Her comeback DJ gig? The opening of her new business? The twelfth of never? In fairness to val the posts a nightmare from AliExpress lately

Kids Christmas nativity

 

[Lovethesun]

What in the student accommodation is that place??

What even is that flat . Sure are living your best life val . We all want to be you . Whaaaaaaayyyyyyy

 

[mehhh]

My daughter has that body suit she is wearing. Got it £6 boohoo sale. Yet still my stupid brain couldn’t register what it said in the mirror. Instead of saint I just see skint Wich is just about right for her

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Spoof account i love you

 

[Keera]

That is the tackiest ugliest Halloween outfit I’ve seen so far this year Jesus Christ

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

I wonder if she thinks being a random hanger on everywhere she goes is worth it, she’s clearly preferring doing that over raising her kids. I expect she may show an interest when they are old enough to go out themselves then she can hang round with them instead of strangers she barely knows.

 

[Viewer123]

I wonder if she thinks being a random hanger on everywhere she goes is worth it, she’s clearly preferring doing that over raising her kids. I expect she may show an interest when they are old enough to go out themselves then she can hang round with them instead of strangers she barely knows.

Oh my god imagine the embarrassment if she started knocking about on nights out with her kids

 

[Norfolking Good]

You know she is going to be that mum who flirts with her daughters boyfriend and makes an absolute fool of herself.
Wont she be in her mid to late 40s by the time her kids are old enough to go out drinking? Yikes.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

You know she is going to be that mum who flirts with her daughters boyfriend and makes an absolute fool of herself.
Wont she be in her mid to late 40s by the time her kids are old enough to go out drinking? Yikes.

She will give them a free trial of her only nans