Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[Stripper Vicar]

I came running here when I saw the MCR post
I thought she had already been for threads cause her eyebrows were halfway up her head! Now she’s officially doing it go ed girl you go get your Frankenstein on… here for it

Fox eye surgery and now threads

 

[Platformcrocs]

I honestly love her brass balls. Turning up like that with ya lamb flaps out and bag of gear in tow. Absolutely zero self awareness. She'll be clinging on to anyone who looks at her, give it a few hours and it'll be ARRRRIBAAAA time

 

[FruityTooty]

I think she messages her international family on insta while they are posting their holiday stories and when they say "Oh yeah you should come it's amazing" she books a flight and just rocks up to their villa/apartments and expects to stay. She hasn't shown off her room or hotel has she? She will have said it's fine, she doesn't need a room of her own because she'll be out 'vibing' all the time. There'll be piles of stinking nylon hooker outfits and torn extensions all over their stylish villa. I bet it's so embarrassing for them.

Spot on this.

....and the constant monologue of her life story - move the fuck on Val.You haven't exactly built a meaningful life since to be constantly revisiting the past.

Slept 24 hours? My A R S E
And missing your babies so much that you're staying another week? Also my A R S E

Shittest Mum to ever walk the planet her!

 

[IamMyaJ]

Sal id rather take parenting advice from Myra Hindley STFU

 

[JE172]

I’m with you there, your life is a freak show

Talk about a Freudian slip with the typo there she literally lives for the validation off strangers on the internet, she won’t last 24 hours before she’s back posting publicly!!

 

[silent.movie]

If your lips cast their own shadow… they need dissolving

 

[Rraaaattttt ggeerrrrrllll]

Yeeeaaaahhh Sal’s had a good month off the paying punters! Listen Everyone ( in case ya missed it), she’s got a privatebox to watch Coldplay and all it’s taken is getting fuked off a few randoms, eating side salad after side salad, and abandoning her kids ( bar sleeping in sweaty van with one of them )plus her mum for a couple of nights! She’s living the fuking dream all be it a germ riddled, conscious killing, laughing stock dream! But still the fukin dream eh Sal

**** that should read conscience killing

 

[TaylorMomsen]

Aww her little plastic jacket is an Ali express special - I saw them when I was searching for tacky jackets to take to vegas!

 

[Jem1975]

Can you imagine saying “here take my phone, video me whilst I pretend I’m on your phone and I don’t know your videoing me”
Like is she 15!!
She really is the strangest person I genuinely watch because I’m staggered by what she gets upto

 

[Queenie Pop]

Fuck me. In record time she’s found an escape.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Saw these on SHEIN and thought of Val

 

[Anna Delvey]

Why we sitting questioning about the vaccine, let’s face it, she never had a ticket lying toe

 

[IamMyaJ]

Just had a flash back of when she changed her instaname to Salvador

 

[Queenie Pop]

I mean. Where do we start rat gurlz

The Johnny Munk stain on the arm
The stretched crutch seam
The SHEIN material screwed up
The sausage lips
The Ali express jacket
The boss eyes peering over the Poundland sunnies
The scruffy hair
The shape of the head

 

[henriettadubois2]

Whenever she claims something all I hear in my head is

 

[J2607]

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The reason they were always the last ones standing is because he was a hugely into the gak. I'm sure she was right there next to him scavenging off him and now has the cheek to post about how much she loved him?
He ran up a massive drug debt which he couldn't afford to pay, so took his own life. She should feel ashamed!

How does she manage to spell soul two different ways in the same paragraph.

 

[Lonewolf]

That hand warp is fucking comical also why the fuck would anyone pack a pair of black pleather biker boots to go to mykonos hahahaha they look absolutely ridiculous

 

[IamMyaJ]

Yayyyyy my first ever thread title

 

[Lyla001]

So shes on holiday, basically doing what she does most days in the UK.

Scavs off people
Writhing about in that fuckin bikini, eyefucking the camera
Living her best life
Sunbathing & pool
Not looking after her kids

Same shit, different location

 

[Justdrinkingtea]

@Chi4 - You called it this morning hun. But shes left us in suspense until now. - cant go because of vaccine issues. ok Sal. Lying fucker.
How could anyone be arsed to lie like that

More to the point, how could she lie to us and lead us on like this? my evening is RUINED!