Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[Justdrinkingtea]

Sooyyyyyyy…. Because I am a nosey mare I had a looksie on The Dolls House to see whether we can find “The Dress” as our Sal flashed us some silky blue in that bag….

And here are the options, each one as revealing and inappropriate for a wedding as the next

Fancy placing your bets on which one it is ladies? Personally I’m going with Anthia, although knowing Sal it’ll be Karla for maximum ridiculousness

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

Not quite ‘Cleopatra wig in Egypt’ or ‘beret in Paris’ standard but I’m cracking up at the shell beads surfer girl cosplay because she’s in Cornwall. “Soyyyyyy I’m basically a local”

 

[Platformcrocs]

Who wore it better?

 

[Lan70]

I’m a VIP … took 22 months and a 9 month break … but EEK!!
to early for Prosecco??

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

Ok shall we make a bet on what her reason for coming home?
I’m going for she missed her kids too much

Either the Mexican cartel or the Egyptian camel happened to be holidaying in the villa next door so she’s made a quick getaway before she got turned over again

 

[Pinhead Larry]

Wonder if she had pulled a man and is trying to be a gf.

Hahahaha remember when she became polygamous in Tulum and then went on an abusive rant because her partner (holiday rep) had spoken to another girl

 

[Anna Delvey]

Wow they are some ugly ass dresses!!!!

also she’s in a cute gym outfit (according to her) but hasn’t been to the gym

Anyone think she’s lost her car and gym membership. She’s not been in the gym for ages either

bet she’s been kicked out for filming porn

 

[laughing]

She gets to travel to 43 countries, staying in villas, her kids get a transit van in UK

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Imagine having a private insta and then some cunt like Axl sharing your fucking wedding dress before you even get a chance I would have been fuming if anyone had shared pictures of my wedding before me but then none of my friends would as they aren’t gobshites like her.

 

[crap Bag thanks]

She’s changed her OF name to SexyHallie

 

[Cilla Slack]

Walking around town dressed as Spiderman

 

[Its_Me]

I’m with you there, your life is a freak show

 

[Justdrinkingtea]

Sal really expects us to believe she’s bought a £250k watch when she’s worn the same fishy hot pants for 2 weeks straight

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

How does she breath through her nose, her nostrils look so small! Also, why is her earring literally hanging on for dear life at the bottom of her ear??! She’s a mess. And those sunglasses are rare.

Argh one of my work colleagues ear lobes split and she never realised she could get it stitched up, so she just sellotapes over it and sticks an earring in the tape! Knocks me sick when I see it, esp since I never even noticed and was in blissful ignorance until she pointed it out!

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Love my bedroom. Sal aged 13.

 

[Meow19]

What the fuck is going on with that jaw 🫣
Clearly on live showing it off cause she thinks she looks “SOOOOOOOYYY” good as well Also, I find it so odd how she constantly name drops Gerard.

 

[Platformcrocs]

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Wow she looks off her chump

Proper mess. Love it when the filter glitches...

 

[Lyla001]

Sal biggin herself up that she left home ay 16 and went to Beefa , paid her own way etc.

Sal- some people join the army at 16 and fight for their country.

What the fuck has she got to show for her life at nearly 40? Some crusty batty riders and clinging on to strangers.

Jog on hun

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Its 34 degrees and Sal is out in a bedazzled pleather jacket

 

[Cilla Slack]

Diagnosing herself with ADHD now is she

Drugs. Drugs do that too, Valerie Escobar.