Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

[Dantee]

Hahahaha pissing myself that Sal has her bikini top on upside down but her mate's is normal and then in the next slide her mates is upside down too. Sal must have been like "girl get your top on upside down, makes your tits hang out more" and her pissed mate was like "omg Val you're an actual genius, you're so stylish" .

Pair of absolute dicks.

This has cracked me up, I had to go back to watch

Did she go and put on a full face of makeup halfway through a kids party or did she just change the filter to make it look like that?

 

[Eyerollsagain]

That girl behind them thinking 'what a pair of twats'

I got on to this too! She is laughing at them! They must’ve been acting like a pair of teenagers!!!!

 

[Lonewolf]

No words

 

[Chi4]

New bum ? And what does she think she’s going to do ? Pull a formula 1 driver ffs. Her poor kids ?!?

 

[Sheila Bloom]

She’s back private

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Wasn’t that David ungi involved with Sallie or am I remembering wrong? If so look at the national crime agencies post on Facebook

No, she was with Ryan Ungi for about a week and then she ghosted him and he threatened to burn her mum’s house down. David Ungi is the one who was shot in the 90s and it kicked off a massive gang feud.

 

[Scotty06]

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And then straight after posting a video of her driving in the car that was clearly taken last summer, I remember her posting it when she went to that christening. And that favourite phrase of hers; “let’s do this”, do fucking what Sal? Is she pretending she’s driving off into the sunset. She’s so cringe I swear to god

I knew I had seen this post before

 

[pommynoir]

Aww sorry hun.
I bet u dont sound like Bernard Manning tho!!

Not sure who he is but I definitely don’t sound like a man

 

[imjushereforthecomments]

It is so odd, there is a deeply sexual content few days with Private and then there is a weird porta potty diversion… no relevance, not true and has taken the focus from the reality. Makes me wonder is someone channeling the narrative? Even some reached out to say sali is doing PG, not porn….

Oh it’s all gone quiet at the back?

 

[Smol52]

When I saw the story I automatically thought has time with a punter gone wrong and she’s actually been beaten but then I thought no idea she did have any actual injuries you can guarantee she would be show casing them… so no just full of bullshit again

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Eeeee what the fuck was she doing by mine
Stay on your own side skank

 

[Lonewolf]

Nothing on stories yet, she’s either still flying or she’s been collared by customs in one of her chain Mail outfits

With a bit of luck

 

[Chi4]

Rat gerrrrrlllll noooooo!!!! I'm going to be singing this all night now

Haha I just read this out loud

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Just quickly popping on to say she’s shaped like a pack of Post-It notes..

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CHONK

 

[geordiegirl]

New thread peeps!

Sallie Axl #48 The Camel that broke the Axl’s back

Thank to @tete for the magnificent title!! Quick roundup: Still no bunkbeds Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting...

tattle.life

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

Crying at this

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

All I keep thinking about is a SNL skit - called CHONK. It’s maybe best I don’t live in the area as I have a tendency to have no filter or rather a sense of compulsion to say things. Like CHONK.

 

[Chi4]

Has she been shopping at Smiffys? This morning's breakfast outfit was a polyester Swinging Sixties number and now she's got on a felt Italian clergyman's Cappello Romano hat.

LOL

 

[IamMyaJ]

There were called cleopatra

I immediately sang that song
Cleopatra coming at ya
God who sung it
Sure it was a young girl band
Tragic song
Like Val

Get a pen and paper write down your name, you will realise our aim is the same

 

[Lonewolf]

No that person was defo capturing the cringe and not the fun hahaha people must think she's the entertainment dressed like that