Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

[Stripper Vicar]

“Never borrowing something out again”

“i’m a single mum”

The absolute shite that this cunt talks is lit unreal

 

[Sir John Elton]

Her body reminds me so much of Katie Price’s. It’s the choc ice look I think that does it for me.

 

[Jem1975]

Oh dear god she didn’t just shout arriba at the dj

 

[Lonewolf]

Vals thread reading her camel story

 

[Piff paff puff]

Isn't it cruel anyway for animals to be used as taxis for stupid tourists? I wouldn't go near any animal if I was on hol unless it was actually in the wild. I don't feel bad for her if she's keeping that animal in that situation and didn't she used to say she was a vegetarian? I doubt anyone who likes animals would be so stupid to contribute to animal suffering.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Nooooooo!!! Shes a proper dickhead Why can’t she see how cringe this is? I will not be triumphed over??

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I can’t stop laughing at the absolute state of her. It was bad enough when she kept wearing the fucking beret in France but this is next level

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

So she went to the pyramids dressed like a hooker with her tits and half her fanny out, and she didn’t think that might piss the local Muslim men off?

 

[Chi4]

All
I can hear is Vals big mouth screaming aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy at the DJ what a show at nearly 40, dumping your kids and running off to a party with people you don’t really know! How many outfit changes has she had lol

 

[Tobodee]

And then straight after posting a video of her driving in the car that was clearly taken last summer, I remember her posting it when she went to that christening. And that favourite phrase of hers; “let’s do this”, do fucking what Sal? Is she pretending she’s driving off into the sunset. She’s so cringe I swear to god

 

[That’sOk]

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big, big comedown

I would also feel sad if I lost custody of both of my kids, was shown attempting to stab an ex partner with a pair of scissors, had no friends, earned an income from getting jizzed on in multiple locations and got kicked in the cunt by a camel.

I do suspect she isn’t sad for any of those reasons. Probably broke one of her long toe nails on the kids bouncy castle.

 

[Sir John Elton]

I keep laughing at her dramatics at the airport , saying she had been thrown off a camel and Assaulted , broke her ribs a number of hours previously , and two massive carpet burns on her knees , therefore requiring a wheelchair

physics has never been my strong point , but I can guarantee you would not get burns like that off sand

 

[FruityTooty]

I’m posting it again because I’m in stitches laughing. She looks like she’s wrestle you to the ground

 

[Platformcrocs]

Imagine being at a porn shoot at 1pm on a Wednesday when you've got the school run* in two hours lmao

*disclaimer - The Enabler will be doing the school run

 

[Doll-Parts]

Well it looks like she was telling the truth about getting her bum done this week.

We obviously just misinterpreted what she meant

 

[Sir John Elton]

San Carlo is not as high end as she thinks. I die of embarrassment for her at so many things (the sweaty gym stuff n all eurghhhh unless she sells her sweaty clothes which I wouldn’t put past her either)

Also this Ava k is cracking me up , in her Amazonian heels and boss babe jackets hahahahaha

Directing saggy Sally in her Ali express specials

My god this is too much

Then walking through town singing Ibiza here we come like a 20 year old STOPPPP ITTTT

I am all here for a bit of Ibiza Valerie like. This Scandi bird is gonna run a mile soon.

 

[Sir John Elton]

Cleopatra of Denile . Please STOPPPPPP hahahahhahahahahahahaha

No one fucking cheers her either hahahahahahhahahahaa

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Bravo to this comment..

 

[Alexa456]

I've never known someone to lend so much stuff out?! Can't remember the last time I lent a pen let alone clothes, car, bikinis, kids, bouncy castles.....

 

[Moo9595]

Here we go