Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

[kermucklowe]

When you think your getting a D pic but you realise it's Salavadors lips

 

[Platformcrocs]

I'm howling at this, proper scruff behaviour doing ya porn shoot on a Wednesday afternoon when the kids are away at school.

But how can she be doing a porn shoot when she has a "broken rib". Workplace hazard that.

Have you been injured at work? Dial 0800-CAMEL-BROKE-RIB

 

[tete]

next thread title….nightmare on the Nile: the “mummy” returns (after 3 days)

 

[Tobodee]

Don’t know if this was meant to say ‘for my children’ but if I left my kids for a week partying abroad on a boat and came back with some fucking rocks they’d probably put the house windows out with them

 

[Retro80s]

Can’t wait to see her strutting around dressed as Cleopatra.
Sallie Axl - comin’ atcha!

 

[FruityTooty]

Writer? After those posts with endless spelling and grammar mistakes, she’s got to be taking the piss??

 

[Queenie Pop]

Well she’s not wrong. It has deffo been my best trip our Nomadic Val has been on.
I can’t wait for her to top this one.
we had gormless screeching Ayyyyyyyyyyy in all 42 languages of every country she’s visited or accent
Dressing as cleopatra
Refusing to wear fancy dress (although 95% of her outfits slot in that category)
Jumping into peoples photos so it looks like she had mates
Wearing outfits that were ‘stolen’ in a fraudulent insurance claim
Not eating for 3 days as she’s skint
Being lobbed off a camel at the pyramids!!

 

[Cilla Slack]

Has she just updated her bio?

 

[FruityTooty]

So she almost died of a broken rib and a sprayned ankle? She must be off her cake still because her spelling and grammar is frankly atrocious!

 

[onithuns]

This has to be somewhere in the next thread title ‘almost death on the Nile’

Slagatha Christy stars in death on the Nile aarrriiibbbaaaaaa

 

[Piff paff puff]

"I've come to fix the fridge "

Orrrrrr I've come to assemble the bunk beds

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

Nips Out Cleopatra, the mummy outfit, the random felt hat, AREEEBAAAA, pyrmids, , the unairbrushed wrestler Sal photo taken by someone else, the blatant being told to put a bloody blanket over herself in Cairo to cover up, and now a wheelchair!!!! Honestly this might be my favourite Val Venture yet.

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Hahahaha pissing myself that Sal has her bikini top on upside down but her mate's is normal and then in the next slide her mates is upside down too. Sal must have been like "girl get your top on upside down, makes your tits hang out more" and her pissed mate was like "omg Val you're an actual genius, you're so stylish" .

Pair of absolute dicks.

 

[Tobodee]

hahahahahahahaha fucking dead

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Omg miracles do happen!!!
She's recovered from her sprayned ankle and nearly broken back oh and fractured rib and is on a train back!
Thought she'd have been airlifted home in an air ambulance. Thank goodness for Indiana Val saving the NHS money by getting the train xoxo

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Queenie Pop]

I mean, she’s self diagnosed a broken rib. There’s no way she had time to have an x-ray
We have no actual evidence of any injury except for a photo of her grazed knee in a bath. And let’s be honest lads, she must have permanent grazed knees the amount of time she spends on them getting bummed.
anyone can sit in a wheelchair and take a photo. And her pathetic attempt at sad face is not proof.
I call camel shit on the whole thing

 

[gbboz]

I still can't get over...
1. Her name is still Salvador
2. She has highlights of goggle images & nothing else
3.she fell off a camel...she must have the right hump

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Bailey Sarian called and said she's going to cover the attempted murder of Indiana "Death near the Nile" Val on Murder Mystery & Makeup Monday.

Not being funny but if I was going to murder someone I probably wouldn't choose a camel as my weapon of choice if i'm being honest.

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Just imagine her shouting 'Arrribbbaaaa' when she fake cums