I can't wait for Sal and the 'Defectives' to come and track me down
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wonder what will they find?
An amazing mother who puts her kid before everything and loves him all the world
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Been with my husband for 19 years and I am not a psycho crank
Hard working with a 29 year unblemished career in the NHS (Sal doesn't know what a hard day's work is)
Law abiding citizen (never stabbed my husband)
Never claimed any benefits or defrauded the system or my mates (Bella and benefit cheating)
Likes a bit of BOTOX but has it once a year and likes the natural look and doesn't look like 'the Bride of Wallasey'
Has better skin then Sal and I am 47
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Likes to call out 'fake ass
witches' who make a tit of themselves on social media and tell lie after lie after lie and report it to Tattle
Certainly wouldn't be getting my growler out on the internet for wrong uns even if it got me 17k a month (allegedly)
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Lives in Manchester and never been shopping in Cheetham Hill like the queen of fakery herself
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Would never pretend to be something I am not?!
The list goes on and bloody on
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Got my Zoflora and crucifix at the ready Lads
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