Sallie Axl #38 The Kent Variant

[Sallyspal]

Haaaaa

What Sal has : a smelly tuna canoe, a police record for stabbing her ex , a lot of debt, a hired Range Rover , a subsidised terrace house with a post stamp garden and a mirror she can walk back and forth to and some serious bad fake items of kids clothing.. oh and a neon green bikini

What I have that she doesn’t want : a mortgage , a stable income , custody of my kids , a healthy non toxic relationship

sounds about right

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

This is rich from someone who doesn’t have custody of her kids and can’t even look after her own hair never mind anyone else

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Janes Bond. Sal you fucking crank, wash your fanny and grow the fuck up. You kill me doll.

 

[Staple]

Hilarity of this! . Val, we all know your real hair is about 3 inches long!

 

[TumbleToss18]

Have I really just read a grown woman saying she hasn't got a plug in the bathroom!?!? Honestly how does she get through each day!
Does she not understand why you can't have plugs in there or is she really honestly that dense !?

 

[Noseycow2020]

TROLLS she’s over the road from me. (Her offices from my work to be precise )

We fully expect an update everyday sausage

 

[Camelandchicken1]

I’m kind of glad that she’s private & I don’t follow

 

[Cagayu]

The teeth and lips though

I got this picture of her from her Twitter

 

[kiyu]

Is she messing completely deluded

 

[Nixsnax]

Wow Becky holt is making Sallie look like Kate Middleton!

 

[Stopiwanttogetoff]

That watch must be very expensive as it has appliqués on the dial that no other watch Rolex make

Hahahahahahahaha……….stop trolling, abusing, and harassing her

this is EXACTLY why she hates us. A unique one off Rolex but lives in a rental

 

[Camelandchicken1]

She’s living in tuebrook! In a cheap thrown up new build at the end of the scruffy terraces streets. That’s why no out door pictures of the front. It’s rough as FUCK. She really must be desperate. No idea how many beds etc, but defo a house, my mate lives round the corner and she’s the talk of the neighbourhood!

So has she found a gardener yet?

 

[Its_Me]

She’s 35 tomorrow. Just incase anyone missed any of the 500 times she’s mentioned it.

 

[sal the narcissist]

Just came here to say the same about Bella, felt for her and yes val did her over in Mexico but jeez she is horrific attention seeking schlaggg with her ass and tits out in a family hotel

 

[Lan70]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sorry if this has beenposted !!


Sooooo… Sals kids designed her birthday cake !!

(course they did val)

They …
Chose crystals cos she loves crystals ..
put a photo of her on it ..
They know her so well ..

Hahaha ..Fucken clown !!!
I’m dead at this !!

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

She was filming her little girl saying “I love pussy” and pissing herself the other day when the little girl was stroking a cat

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I see she's in a Village Hotel. They're known for being escort hotels. But Val isn't an escort guys, she's just a self-made boss bitch making £18k a month with a massive garden that definitely isn't the size of a stamp

Are they? We stay in Village hotels all the time !!!

 

[Salsausagelips]

Come back val we miss you. (But please don’t do the side eye stories) we need to regroup I’m all over the place with Becky holt and Kate. Just want my Sal fam back 🤍

 

[Salsausagelips]

Why do they do this hhahah “I don’t read it anymore “ then quote what we say on their post. THICK AS FUCKING PIG SHIT VAL HONEST A GOD.

 

[Cagayu]

Cake maker to kids - "hi darlings, is there anything special you want to put on the cake for your mummy?" Kids "here's our favourite picture of her from Twitter"

At least it’s not her straddling the bannister