Sallie Axl #37 It ain’t a 4 bed, GED obsessed, lips bigger than her head

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She has a kidney infection now happens if you don't treat a UTI which she deffo got from not peeing after sex!
 
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Panning round that kitchen but avoiding the windows so you can’t see she’s in a flat
 
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Panning round that kitchen but avoiding the windows so you can’t see she’s in a flat
Yeah I'm thinking she's probs in a flat or 2bed. It wouldn't surprise me if she goes to the show home when she was doing the video with it over 2 floors. I'd love to see the right hand side if the kitchen. So if you see this Sal (which you do) just give us a house tour pretty plz
 
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She has a kidney infection now happens if you don't treat a UTI which she deffo got from not peeing after sex!
I'm going to have a rant here - no one grown up ever tells girls to pee after sex, you find out from word of mouth (like most sex advice) but they should tell girls this stuff in sex education. It's important, it can have real health implications (as Val is finding out!)
 
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New thread: Riddled with this, riddled with that, Ged obsessed quotes and a 2 bed flat

Btw I have a 2 bed flat - I’m knocking the 4 bed lies. The flat actually looks lovely.
 
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This is sallie "bullshitter" axl though who is always cOnTrOlLiNg tHe nArRaTiVe

She's not showing us because the garden is MASSIVE room for a Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony

Our Val was never one to gloat don't you know
 
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New thread: Riddled with this, riddled with that, Ged obsessed quotes and a 2 bed flat

Btw I have a 2 bed flat - I’m knocking the 4 bed lies. The flat actually looks lovely.
You can tell by the size of the bath she was in and the lack of windows in the kitchen that it’s a flat or otherwise a very small house.

But you’re right it looks decent enough and surprisingly clean for Sallie. People like her need to realise that others care more that you’re decent human being who treats themselves and others with respect more than they care about what car you drive or the size of your house.
 
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Iggy pop and her 2 bed flat for recovering gear heads. Drink some bicarb and start making your punters wash their bits before they bareback you, please.
 
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A fanny like a gravy boat and passive aggressive quotes about how everyone wants to stir the last punters baby gravy.
 
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Anyone got half hour a week to help sort Valeries postage stamp garden out?
Looks like her previous weekly gardener that she captured on cctv (Sallie) has handed in her notice. Poor old Val. Can’t keep a friend, man or gardener for longer than 5 minutes
 
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Sallie tell us you read tattle without telling us you read tattle
 
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Ask the neighbours to chip in sal, it's a the communal garden
 
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I’ve a pair of nail scissors and an old plank off my fence, think that would probably do?!
 
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She's always begging for help.... roughly interpreted as a freebie? She clearly never gets them or she'd be showing them off and tagging the company in. God she leads the saddest life.

She's on a major comedown from the gangbang sorry holiday, the dic pic crew are obviously all good mates and gone back to their normal lives and Sal doesn't factor in that!!! She's just left at home, alone, drinking canesoasis!!
 
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She has a kidney infection now happens if you don't treat a UTI which she deffo got from not peeing after sex!
You learn summat every day don't you? I never knew that. I'll remember that when I have sex again. If I can be bothered that it is. Id rather have a cup of tea.
 
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Can anyone summarise Mykonos pretty please? Did she go with a punter get ditched for some reason then bang a few boys from same crowd? Im trying to read back missed all the stories for a while. I saw the ‘water infection’ live, bleughhh, the same sniffs and coughs. Saw the ‘washing on’ story - hope its a boil wash love x
 
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where’s the range
Back on the Enterprise forecourt .

Yes gone back to their normal lives with the addition of syphillis.
 
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Yeah it sounds like it was an Arfans 2.0 but she didn’t even get treated to some naff shoes with this punter, think he ditched her early due to her not riding rodeo like a bucking bronco as advertised and spending all her time eye fuking herself an being dull as fuk instead , she latched into some young lads, shagged a few of them and has now come home with the clap Sal smells of tuna pass it on
 
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