Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass

Noseyneighbour30 · Sep 4, 2021

Oh lord crying here

ksr96 · Sep 4, 2021

Whatstheteasis said:
I’m coming as fire escape Sal. Just putting the 1000 coat of fake tan on my arse crack for that authentic skiddy mark look and finishing off my space buns. I’ll be the one cocking my leg and squirting all over the gaff so should be easy to spot

I can smell this picture

Savannah_xx · Sep 4, 2021

Guys thank you. Funniest this thread has been in a long while. Seeing as Val won't give us anything fun, we'll make it fun ourselves

kiyu · Sep 4, 2021

I'm back from Pride and it was bloody brilliant - shed a tear when the walk started seeing so many people happy and together and celebrating

and had a lil rave

Did a Sal though didn't I and forgot about my kid for a minute there ... Ah at least it was only 3 hours and not 3 months

So ...does this mean the housewarming is off?? Beer fear yet again

Whatstheteasis · Sep 4, 2021

ksr96 said:
I can smell this picture

I’ve aged some tuna in the cupboard under the stairs specially to rub all over myself for that Sallie stench

Could our Sal be going back on her word Surely not

Savannah_xx · Sep 4, 2021

Noooooooooooooo. Don't tell me you're cancelling the party now Val. Just getting ready an'all

Sunsetlass · Sep 4, 2021

Noseybonk said:
If you bring DANE then you win

a crown I will wear proudly……I’ll share him with square arse choc ice bod tho……long as today is one of her sexually free dayzzzzz

Stopiwanttogetoff · Sep 4, 2021

Well strike me down, the housewarming was more bullshit I can’t believe it!!

The poor marquee company and DJ she had booked though, let down by Sal in these desperate times

onithuns · Sep 4, 2021

Stripper Vicar said:
I’ll be purple outfit Miami Val

I’ll be Nat West Val in full uniform and name badge

Sir John Elton said:
Whatever weather , I’ll be there in a Durag

and I’ll bring some salad for us all to chow down on

I’ll bring a few Alan keys to help putting up the bunks too

I can’t this is just the best!

Eleanor Abernathy · Sep 4, 2021

Fucks sake, Sal. I’ve just downed a load of Ketones to help you with the chandeliers and everything. Bloody let down.

fluffyglitterbug · Sep 4, 2021

Whatstheteasis said:
I’ve aged some tuna in the cupboard under the stairs specially to rub all over myself for that Sallie stench

Could our Sal be going back on her word Surely not

Sallie stench

laughing · Sep 4, 2021

Jesus, was it another lie?

I'm just on my way

Cagayu · Sep 4, 2021

laughing said:
Jesus, was it another lie?

I'm just on my way

It’s the only four bed on the estate hun. Gardener is out front mowing the lawn.

wiganuser · Sep 4, 2021

Cagayu said:
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i think I’ve brought your vision to life

Screaming

Stopiwanttogetoff said:
Well strike me down, the housewarming was more bullshit I can’t believe it!!

The poor marquee company and DJ she had booked though, let down by Sal in these desperate times

Sal will be sat at home alone, with 2 litres of frosty Jack's and a gram of coke

Stripper Vicar · Sep 4, 2021

wiganuser said:
Sal will be sat at home alone, with 2 litres of frosty Jack's and a gram of coke

To be fair after the week i’ve had that sounds pretty good

Lillyloo · Sep 4, 2021

Has it been cancelled? I was just about to stick a long blonde wig on and come as Becca Edwards

Noseybonk · Sep 4, 2021

Eleanor Abernathy said:
Fucks sake, Sal. I’ve just downed a load of Ketones to help you with the chandeliers and everything. Bloody let down.

I know, that ket and sniff I’ve just taken for the first ever to get the true Sal vibe is wasted now. Might just go to Asda to flash my arse anyway

(joking btw)

RachelKate · Sep 4, 2021

I was planning my weekend around the updates from the housewarming .. Need to find a life now

Cheddar Chalpupa · Sep 4, 2021

I hacked my hair off. For nothing? What an unreliable bitch, so out of character for her.

Eleanor Abernathy · Sep 4, 2021

Cheddar Chalpupa said:
I hacked my hair off. For nothing? What an unreliable bitch, so out of character for her.

I hope you can still see your extension tapes though?

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