God yes she documented it...... and had her light fittings done and then moaned at the company she got them from cos they had different bulbs in.... she’s exhausting.... might set up an insta and inform people when I’ve put a load in the washer... or when I’ve had someone in to fix my boilerProbs just used an app to edit on a face of makeupAs if you could be arsed when you see a bit of snow to throw on a bikini, grab the ring light and tripod have a full on solo photo shoot ffs.
Also (and idk why this just popped in my head) do we know if she’s hung her telly on the wall yet
What tit head told her that coz that’s not come from her You’re sowwwwww welcome babeeeeee *said in sals fake accent*
I am bleeping ashamed for anyone wearing snide designer tit. It’s bleeping cringe as duck. If you can’t afford the real thing stick to some gorgeous high street pieces!
she's getting to me today! Sorry for the outburst, we are in level 5 In Ireland and I think I'm getting cabin fever! Looking at this dose isn't helping tragicDrag her flaps in the snowShe didn’t last out in Dubai long enough to “advertise” those rank blag bikinis so has had to drag her flaps through the snow to stick to her end of the deal
Like a dog with the runs it must stink 
Thought her Bessie mate was a PTOn the beg for a free PT session
I think designer clothes 80% percent of the time look utter tit but sheep like Sal will follow the trends and blag it all.
That scrunchie is probably caked in bodily fluids, surprised it wont crackI can't believe that bloody scrunchie has made it to 2021!
That’s every different type of accent she can do..
