Sali Hughes #7 Yes I threatened and yes I lie, but can I interest you in beauty pie?

[HowardMoon]

I can't remember the exact quote but the meal one should feature too "I paid obvs" or whatever it was

Yes for sure

 

[PineappleQueen19]

I can't remember the exact quote but the meal one should feature too "I paid obvs" or whatever it was

Oh yes

Pretty solipsistic: YES WE PAID FOR THE WHOLE MEAL OBVS

 

[melfish]

She’s definitely always done that. I know this because I used to think it was really cool and started doing it myself.


I’ll show myself out.

Yep, she's always done it. That, and the sort of tongue-against-the-hard-palate tsk-ing thing

Totally agree on the red lipstick not suiting everyone. I know women who hated it on themselves but still persisted as they had been led to believe it suited everyone

I finally found a red that works for me. I've been trying for actual decades and I've never left the house in one. I blot it on with a finger though so it's sort of smudgy and worn-looking rather than bright and glossy (i know, how skidmarky of me). And for the piece de resistance, it's a terrible L'Oreal lippie, tested on animals most likely and with only a semi-satisfying satisfying click

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I think the next few thread titles should be a tribute to us Tattlers’ favourite (pretty) iconic Sali quotes. ‘Does your luggage have a ticket’ first then just plain ‘Word’ then onto ‘I paid’ and working up to my absolute favourite ever Sali moment ‘ARE YOU A VET?’

If I could lick this to show how much I love all of it I would.

 

[PopperDops]

I have just ordered DOPs book and given my Sally ones away to charity.


Put that in your make up bag and smoke it, SH.

 

[melfish]

I have just ordered DOPs book and given my Sally ones away to charity.


Put that in your make up bag and smoke it, SH.

Why inflict it on someone else? Recycling, surely

 

[PopperDops]

Why inflict it on someone else? Recycling, surely

Gah, this is true.

I’m just glad that I didn’t buy that Queen monstrosity.

 

[GTL Old-Timer]

Wonder what her fourth book will be on.

 

[HowardMoon]

Wonder what her fourth book will be on.

Trolls probably *troll face*

 

[PopperDops]

Being a vegetarian. Gotta be. Either that or rescue dogs.

*bought a dog face*

 

[GTL Old-Timer]

Being a vegetarian. Gotta be. Either that or rescue dogs.

*bought a dog face*

Her last dog was an expensive breed. French bulldog - she apparently dropped £3k for Margot.

 

[PopperDops]

Her last dog was an expensive breed. French bulldog - she apparently dropped £3k for Margot.

3 bleeping K?! Hellfire

 

[melfish]

Her last dog was an expensive breed. French bulldog - she apparently dropped £3k for Margot.

But she woke now

She reminds me of the commenter on SM who learned a fact three mins ago, and now mocks those still in the dark

 

[rosemarina]

£3k!

 

[Satisfying Click]

3 bleeping K?! Hellfire

Maybe it was one of those breeds with a satisfying click

 

[PineappleQueen19]

I wonder if she could be trying her hand at a novel?

 

[Jugglegirl]

Something to do with the idea of a child being born evil. An infant behaving deliberately to upset its mother. Or something. I think some child psychologists thought it was potentially damaging/dangerous.

It was a novel - fiction- what if a child was born evil? I don’t know Lionel Shriver but I’ve read most of her novels and she’s a terrific novelist, that’s all I want from novelists- to be good at writing fiction.

 

[melfish]

I wonder if she could be trying her hand at a novel?

Don't you need empathy for that?

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Don't you need empathy for that?

She seems to have plenty for herself so maybe a thinly veiled autobiographical account of a middle class ugly duckling (by her own description) from the sticks who runs away to the big city and finally hits the big time with a hair straighteners ad?

I reckon she’d quite like being able to boss the characters around and have them do her bidding.

 

[melfish]

Oh my gosh, yes, it's gonna be a rags to (influencer) riches narrative, isn't it?