Unless it's Le Beige of course
Unless it's Le Beige of course'Your greatest fear in life is beige'.
Absolutely. Some of it is obvious – the blepharoplasty, the lip fillers, the botox – but I can't work out how to account for her whole face shape changing and elongating?I'd love one of those slide things where you can compare her face now and then. I'm astounded by the difference.
I always do those type of deranged email replies in Word. I'm absolutely terrified that one day the intrusive thoughts will win and I'll press send. Whereas having to go to the extra trouble of either copying and pasting OR attaching said Word document, buys me some time for the rational, I need to toe the capitalist line and keep my job, part of my brain to kick back in. Top Tip.Yeah this, she wishes any negative opinions about her were kept to private.
But if you are a public instagram influencer then you'd be crazy to insist on all opinions to be kept in private, but we are where we are. I was going to say you live by the sword but knowing Sali she'd turn that phrase about karma into a death threat like she was with someone's joke that she'd sell her children for a lipstick. "¡They said I'd sell my children!"
It's particularly funny for her to insist on this with all the records of her using her social media for posts that are far worse than the most of tattle. She's deleted loads of tweets that would get her instantly banned by the BBC, but the receipts still exist on tattle.
Online commentary is the closest thing to regulation that influencers have.
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It's a video version of a work email you draft when you're annoyed. Most people would know to never hit send. Yet here she is probably spent a long time writing it and then turning it into a video, watching back said video and then clicking post.awks.
Isn’t the face shape down to a filter. In the wild ( sam chapman’s wedding for example) she looked like her old face . Vic Beckham has a similar filter which lengthens her face shape, utterly bizarre but there you go.Absolutely. Some of it is obvious – the blepharoplasty, the lip fillers, the botox – but I can't work out how to account for her whole face shape changing and elongating?
I don't think she's had anything as drastic as a chin implant or actual surgery on her jaw, but how do you explain someone's face changing from a heart shape to a baked bean (in less than 10 years)?
Less than five years. Sept 2019-Feb/March 2024I'd love one of those slide things where you can compare her face now and then. I'm astounded by the difference.
I'm thinking about shame faced Saturday...the morning after freaky Friday when sal woke up and remembered that she had chosen to hit share instead of deleting...I always do those type of deranged email replies in Word. I'm absolutely terrified that one day the intrusive thoughts will win and I'll press send. Whereas having to go to the extra trouble of either copying and pasting OR attaching said Word document, buys me some time for the rational, I need to toe the capitalist line and keep my job, part of my brain to kick back in. Top Tip.
She didn’t though! She was lauded as an internet darling and essential watch at the time and is still dining out on it.I'm thinking about shame faced Saturday...the morning after freaky Friday when sal woke up and remembered that she had chosen to hit share instead of deleting...
It was more pernicious than that too. Hate to repeat it but it’s about the person who IT HAS MADE HER ILL."It can't be that rough, it won an in bloom award." Sali turned this into:
"They attempted to prove I'd grown up rich because the residents of a village I lived in ALMOST FORTY YEARS AGO won a community award for taking care of their public spaces. A wholly condescending situation that working class people must surely live in squalor and visible indignity to be legitimate."
So many other examples and she's bemoaning people twisting stuff, even trump might think she's gone a bit too far with her version of events.
Yes I completely agree. She hated the comments under her Guardian column and blamed them on Tattle. It all became merged in her head as coming from here. Any criticism at all came from here.I think it started with the BTL comments, she couldn’t bear those being critical, then they got closed down (she couldn’t cope with moderating) she starts her own FB group/website with forum “my name above the door” no dissent or taking the p out offriends. This has been years in the making. Shouldn’t have used social media to unseat someone from their job she created a vacancy
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