Jelly Bean
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She Here can't wait to go dancing again. But it won't be in heels or binding clothing. Er Sam Chapman's wedding? When she was first on the dance floor?
I can't work out what exactly that weeping willow would do. Her writing is atrocious.Bet this has changed View attachment 784007
Maybe The Graun have just forgotten about her? She submits her odd little essays and the editor thinks 'Oh that's nice. Who was that?' then she instantly slips beneath their radar again.So several columnists have announced that today will be there last column in the Guardian but not the dancing queen. WTAF. We have been robbed.
Pretty Honest had a list of idols (or was it beautiful women?) and I don't believe Jane Fonda made the cut. Also, why is everything always always about her? "I had the battered vhs tapes, she taught me what it was like to a girl" etc. She's the interviewer, not the subjectSo Grazia has hit rock bottom by getting Sali to interview Jane Fonda. Really depressing.
Cue Sali waxing lyrical about her “idol”, whom I don’t believe she has ever mentioned before.
Never change, Sali.
edits: phone spelling, apologies.
The dog hair on the bed reminds me of the woman that went into hospital with stomach pain and the Dr found a 2 inch wad of cat hair in her vaginaWhat is the aim though? Is it meant to be relatable? I am grossed out by both the dog hair on the pillow and the overweening narcissism of it all. A multi-photo post and a story? Really?
This casual "joky" misogyny is just as bad as the overtly nasty shit. Actually it's worse in way because it's so insidious and normalising. All the men in her life seem to be fond of it and I doubt she challenges it; she'd prefer to just get on her soapbox on twitter for likes and retweetsThe Sutcliffe 'joke' is still there
Bloody awful too.
Maybe she’ll be talking about peri menopause. I hope she does have something to offer beyond an extensive knowledge of cooling facial mists.Perhaps she’s going to announce her long-awaited arrival at Platform Perimenopause?What insight can she possibly share if she hasn’t gone through it? Although it makes sense that she’d want in on a bit of Menopause Moolah - it’s definitely being monetised now.
That's her entire MO. She's so defensive and her ego so fragile, even a differing opinion is seen as an attack. Those people are doubtlessly all blocked. She wants to live in an echo chamber full of simpering sycophants. She believes that's her right, to say whatever she wants entirely unchallenged. Her sense of entitlement is staggeringputting an aggressive or unpleasant interpretation on a different POV.
All these Dark Triad personality types seem to find each other, don't they?Yes agree with all of this. I had a quick Google of Nez Hasan and a poster on MN had a similar experience. Apparently NH called the police to say the poster was stalking her when she emailed to complain.
She seems to have gained such a good reputation by giving her services free to celebs/IGers who in turn sing her praises
How is that right or impartial? At £500 a pop?
No way would I ever give my money to someone to gives freebies to people who can easily afford it. The costs must be passed onto the little people. Sali I'm afraid is not special with Nez refusing to accept payment - seems anybody influential who will give her public positive feedback is similarly honoured.
That is exactly it @Aude.I think you're right. I think the ASA regulations were drawn up for a different time - when bloggers/vloggers were hobbyists who occasionally accepted payment to publicise/endorse a product or service.
Some influencers seem to want to make out that that's still the case. This is how SH described influencer Katie Hayes in her Radio 4 programme last year:
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Almost as if the earning money part was just a way of financing her little hobby - rather than influencing being a highly sophisticated and lucrative commercial business.
Not his place to make this joke at all. What a bell end.While the bus advice was absolutely ludicrous I can't bear men like him using it as an opportunity to gain Twitter clout
I have a memory of her on one of the ITB things talking about how much she 'loves me a coat', how she and Caitlin and Lauren never get photographed on red carpets because they wear coats over their gowns and so are asked to enter the venue through the rear. I think in her world, wearing a coat is another cool quirk.What the fuck is that trench coat thing?
Also you’re out for anniversary dinner and taking ((bad) photos of food and selfies in the toilet (of the same outfit as earlier but with addition of ludicrous coat)
And why “obligatory”???
Look how fake that face is. Those eyebrows, they will be turning the sort of purple shade she uses on her hair in a few years.“Dan, I’ll pretend to be asleep and you can take a quick snap”
Dis she whip off the TORTOISESHELL PANTOS and forget the glasses indentation is still visible on her nose?
And it’s a bloody AD. She is so dishonest.Fuck off with your bespoke lipstick, you needy twat
Omg I'm mortified for her.
I suspect, like the shoes that also look odd with the dress, that the bag is there purely because of the designer.That bag is far too structured. Looks odd with the dress.