The smart woman comment has really irritated the hell out of me.
Smart women, apparently
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Don't forget the curious male!
Phew, that's me out then. Close call.
I don't understand which of these questions are "hilarious"? She shouldn't go down the funny route as I've never considered her funny, even when I was a fan.
Covering sex and relationships - are we going to get a chapter on the infamous maintenance shag
Crying at this"no question is too small"
See reel.
"How to break up with a friend"
Wait until her boyfriend is convicted and ghost her.
I cannot get over it. This is the unique, never-before-seen idea? A guide to ... life. For women. Who can't boil poached eggs on their own. If only there was this thing you could type questions into that then gave you pages and pages of answers ...
I wish someone would hurry up and invent that. They could call it... moogle. Or boogle
It is mind blowing that a publisher would ok this. Far too broad to be useful, you'll be reading about how to poach on egg in one chapter and contraceptives in the next
It is mind blowing that a publisher would ok this. Far too broad to be useful, you'll be reading about how to poach on egg in one chapter and contraceptives in the next
Sounds like an invite from a persistent Ann Summers hun.
It will definitely be:
- you need your girl squad
- the ultimate baked potato (“fight me on this”)
- the maintenance shag
- the importance of a scent wardrobe
- heels vs flats
- you need your girl squad
- the ultimate baked potato (“fight me on this”)
- the maintenance shag
- the importance of a scent wardrobe
- heels vs flats
Idea pinched from KJH, who actually does it well.
I hope it's indexed, so I can consult it as needed. Also, pocket-sized so I can carry it around to access the prized information at all times. You know, sort of like a phone
BRB my arse just healed up from clenching
Cool story bro.
And
her book sounds so tit! Oh my aching sides. This was the oh so unique idea? This patronising twaddle? I would suggest we have a book club just to read it but don't want to give her any money.
This may be one of the most shocking displays of arrogance. Surely it's entirely redundant before even a word is printed?
...or indeed other similar books - such as this, from my bookshelf (includes a section on how to poach an egg)
I’ll get it when it’s £1.99 on Kindle.
I had that too once @Aude! I remember a tip that suggested rinsing your hair with mineral water. That's the problem with self help books like that, they date so quick
I wonder if there'll be an audible version, read in Sali's own gaspy breath
Intro by "Becky"
Twenty-two bleeping quid.
I was going to say, I have a similar book too - really not an original idea! In fact already parodied
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