It’s very very easy - I do not know how authentic it is.
roast a pork roast. Eat all the crackling without telling anyone in the house. Just sit there, with some salt and your crackling and eat it all up.
When you’ve stopped feeling sick, get a wok out. Use oil with a high burning point - sunflower or whatever. Chop up an onion and fry it. Put some chopped garlic in. When the onion and garlic have softened add the pork meat (Chop the meat into cubes first) then some ground cumin (2-3 tsp) and ground coriander (half a teaspoon). Then add light soy sauce and smooth peanut butter (about 4 tablespoons of peanut butter and maybe two of soy)
Before you start with the onion, boil some long grain rice (I use boil in the bag because I’m tit at rice) and hang onto it - put it in the wok after the meat/soy sauce/peanut butter.
then defrost a cup of frozen petit pois and Chuck them in. Stir it all up and try to not let the peanut butter burn and stick to the wok. Taste it and add more soy if you need it.
When it’s all hot, put it in bowls.
get an egg - whisk it up with soy, sugar and a bit of water. Fry it in a frying pan as thin as you can like a pancake. Shred it.
chop up raw tomatoes (baby plum ones are good).
Put the eggy stuff and raw tomato on top of the dirty rice stuff. Add a big spiral of sriracha.
Eat.