Hilarious, I'm not particularly a fan of Caroline but you've captured in a nutshell why I *prefer her to Sali!By 'industry noise' does she mean all the other yapping influencers, or just any beauty publicity?
SH (and she must be grinding her teeth at it) never quite hits the beat. Hirons presents a positive 'these are the products I love' (I mean, we know it's all horseshit and is just who will pay her for the privilege but whevs). SH goes for a negative 'you will not be able to cope without my help'. Hirons goes in up to her neck superschilling and gets in quick before her moment might pass, so is already onto her second box. SH tries to hang on to 'integrity' (whatever that means as an influencer) and with spectacular timing, her box launches just as thousands are losing their jobs. CH sticks to skincare and lip balms and her only objective is to pack as many expensive products on your skin as possible. SH casts her negative net wide and curates a judgemental aesthetic (spendy treats, red lips = good. Lipgloss, facial wash etc = bad) thereby limiting herself to only those followers who are 'mean girl cool enough'. The rest of us are mental, beef faced trolls.
I note it's only a waitlist at the moment...wondering if they'll see what the take up is. And no idea what rubbish will be in it yet...
Boxed for/by Leonard?I’m dying to see what’s in it, I must say. With Hirons you can often guess 50% of it, but I’ve got nothing for this one.
But who ends up doing that?! No one!Usually the cost of the box is less than the combined cost of the contents, so you could theoretically save money if you were going to buy all of the products separately.
So true! If the box includes make up, I predict a flop because the shades never suit anyone. It's like the crappy 'gift with purchase' of little trial make up bags (do brands still do them?).They think they’re buying a bit of her glitter. (Oh, actually, prediction! There will be an Hourglass glitter eyeshadow in the box. They are gorgeous, sorry.)
Thanks. Absolute gibberish. Clear as mud.
You might have just outed yourself... Are we sure Eric’s fully locked down?I'm still on GTL (completely forgot I was until I started getting notifications again last year. I have NO idea how they still haven't rumbled me because I don't post anything and just nose on there)
Anyhow, cult beauty and her 'curated box' (snigger) has been mentioned and her sheep are wetting themselves over it.
It would seem that there really is one born every minute
Oh god those slippers were the most horrific things ever! And I have Ugg slippers but mine are gorgeous!Will she toss in an Ugg slipper? Just the one.
I wish I could like this twice. I keep reading it and chuckling to myself!Will she toss in an Ugg slipper? Just the one.
I’m imagining one of CT’s actual lips in the box, because clearly I’m in a very odd mood this evening!A CHARLOTTE TILBURY LIP!
A CHARLOTTE TILBURY LIP!
A red one naturallyA CHARLOTTE TILBURY LIP!
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